Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 There's generally one of these cunts in every place of work (that's where people with jobs go, Extremecunt). They love to appear to have got the wrong end of the stick in a conversation, so they can then make an oh-so-hilarious little joke. Last week, one such cunt managed to hilariously ask me why I was taking my dog to the doctors for a flu jab. Oh how I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: There's generally one of these cunts in every place of work (that's where people with jobs go, Extremecunt). They love to appear to have got the wrong end of the stick in a conversation, so they can they make an oh-so-hilarious little joke. Last week, one such cunt managed to hilariously ask me why I was taking my dog to the doctors for a flu jab. Oh how I laughed. So what was the matter with your dog ? Did it have a sore arse ? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 28 minutes ago, Ape said: There's generally one of these cunts in every place of work (that's where people with jobs go, Extremecunt). They love to appear to have got the wrong end of the stick in a conversation, so they can they make an oh-so-hilarious little joke. Last week, one such cunt managed to hilariously ask me why I was taking my dog to the doctors for a flu jab. Oh how I laughed. Have you thought why people do this to you? It's because you are a boring cunt and they have to do something to brighten the conversation or they will literally die of boredom where they stand. Twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 32 minutes ago, Ape said: There's generally one of these cunts in every place of work (that's where people with jobs go, Extremecunt). They love to appear to have got the wrong end of the stick in a conversation, so they can they make an oh-so-hilarious little joke. Last week, one such cunt managed to hilariously ask me why I was taking my dog to the doctors for a flu jab. Oh how I laughed. You bastard! Quit telling people my technique! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you thought why people do this to you? It's because you are a boring cunt and they have to do something to brighten the conversation or they will literally die of boredom where they stand. Twat It's ironic you should reply, as I have you down as the type of cunt that does exactly as I've described. You and Ding. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 47 minutes ago, Ape said: There's generally one of these cunts in every place of work (that's where people with jobs go, Extremecunt). They love to appear to have got the wrong end of the stick in a conversation, so they can they make an oh-so-hilarious little joke. Last week, one such cunt managed to hilariously ask me why I was taking my dog to the doctors for a flu jab. Oh how I laughed. Ape, was he feeling ruff? You missed that pinky, in your delirious ring piece obsession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: There's generally one of these cunts in every place of work (that's where people with jobs go, Extremecunt). They love to appear to have got the wrong end of the stick in a conversation, so they can then make an oh-so-hilarious little joke. Last week, one such cunt managed to hilariously ask me why I was taking my dog to the doctors for a flu jab. Oh how I laughed. I like you ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: It's ironic you should reply, as I have you down as the type of cunt that does exactly as I've described. You and Ding. Fuck off. Probably would if I ever had the misfortune to speak to you face to face, I wouldn't want to run the risk of dying of boredom from the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 31 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Probably would if I ever had the misfortune to speak to you face to face, I wouldn't want to run the risk of dying of boredom from the experience. If there's even the slightest chance of you dying, I say we should meet up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 This nomination is a very odd way to talk about the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 So how does your dog smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, deebom said: So how does your dog smell? Like Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 55 minutes ago, deebom said: So how does your dog smell? Dee, my ringpiece has been in a right old two and eight recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 50 minutes ago, deebom said: So how does your dog smell? he has no nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 When I was eight years old a car stopped by me and the man in the passenger seat asked me if I wanted to taste his sticky toffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 What the fuck is this nom. about? Lol, lol, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 What I don't understand is how I lost 8 likes in between this afternoon and this evening. Quincy, Decimus, Gurt... Where were you between the hours of 5 and 7.30? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What I don't understand is how I lost 8 likes in between this afternoon and this evening. Quincy, Decimus, Gurt... Where were you between the hours of 5 and 7.30? Imagine if you'd lost 8 licks instead Stickly. And you were a lezza like Gordon Jackson was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you'd lost 8 licks instead Stickly. And you were a lezza like Gordon Jackson was. I liked you better when you were ratty - banned, with your only tangible presence on here the historical records of Decimus tearing you to shreds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What I don't understand is how I lost 8 likes in between this afternoon and this evening. Quincy, Decimus, Gurt... Where were you between the hours of 5 and 7.30? I can't speak for Gurt, but I know for a fact that Monday evenings are Star Trek Online marathon nights at the Cockfingers hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I can't speak for Gurt, but I know for a fact that Monday evenings are Star Trek Online marathon nights at the Cockfingers hovel. When he said he loved cling-ons, he didn't mean it the way you thought he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) 27 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you'd lost 8 licks instead Stickly. And you were a lezza like Gordon Jackson was. Edited October 31, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps Fucking shitty fucking useless fucking cap website fucking about again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: When he said he loved cling-ons, he didn't mean it the way you thought he did. For an avid shit eater like Quincy, cling-ons are eaten like grapes and regarded as a delicacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: you dirty sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 4 hours ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you'd lost 8 licks instead Stickly. And you were a lezza like Gordon Jackson was. What; He liked women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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