ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 It's already started this year. Any fuckin live programme on the tele and there's all the presenters and guests, forcibly decked out with poppies. I have no problem with the appeal, or helping ex-service men and women (although it should be the government, not charity), but dragooning all-comers into wearing a plastic and paper 'badge' is pathetic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 There should be a special day set aside to commemorate the brave English soldiers murdered by Scottish terrorists at the battle of Bannockburn in 1314...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 There's even a frigging hierarchy of poppy type now. Paper and plastic ? - you can fuck right off. Don't you know it's now your actual enamelled metallic pin badge and the bigger the better if you want to let everyone know that you care even more than everyone else with their pound shop poppies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Or led down a dead end by Tony n george n chaney mob Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: There should be a special day set aside to commemorate the brave English soldiers murdered by Scottish terrorists at the battle of Bannockburn in 1314...... Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I just wear the same one I bought in 1978, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I just wear the same one I bought in 1978, Must have built them better in those days the new ones just fall apart. Probably made in China to save cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Must have built them better in those days the new ones just fall apart. Probably made in China to save cash. It's looking a bit crappy now so it's probably about time that I made another one. I'll have a look in the top drawer for some note paper and red felt tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I don't mind donating to these causes but I don't need a plastic fucking flower to show everyone I have donated. I do it because I want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: There should be a special day set aside to commemorate the brave English soldiers murdered by Scottish terrorists at the battle of Bannockburn in 1314...... on a pile of dead jacobites 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: I don't mind donating to these causes but I don't need a plastic fucking flower to show everyone I have donated. I do it because I want to. That's exactly it; it's a 'badge' to say "I've handed over a few coppers and that's all the amputee servicemen can expect from me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: It's looking a bit crappy now so it's probably about time that I made another one. I'll have a look in the top drawer for some note paper and red felt tip. you old sofa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I'm sure I saw some Indian interviewed and she had a miniature poppy tatooed in the middle of her forehead,very patriotic I thought 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: That's exactly it; it's a 'badge' to say "I've handed over a few coppers and that's all the amputee servicemen can expect from me" It's even more fucked up when you think of all the plastic used to make them. It could go towards prosthetic limbs or Lego. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: It's even more fucked up when you think of all the plastic used to make them. It could go towards prosthetic limbs or Lego. or to make rounds for Nerf guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: There should be a special day set aside to commemorate the brave English soldiers murdered by Scottish terrorists at the battle of Bannockburn in 1314...... Bore off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 At least that whining American Euthanasia finally got voted off Strictly. What a horrid cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'm getting sick and tired of this fucking shit already. There doesn't seem to be a supermarket within 50 miles of me that hasn't got a piss-soaked, cadaverous old cunt blocking the only exit whilst shaking their poppy tin with a palsied paw. Like the worst type of street beggar, the look of expectation and entitlement as you approach them, hand rummaging in your pocket, is fucking sickening. Sickening, but worth enduring, as it dawns on them that it's not a quid you're extracting from your trousers, but a fully formed V sign. Fuck 'em. They ain't getting a penny out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm getting sick and tired of this fucking shit already. There doesn't seem to be a supermarket within 50 miles of me that hasn't got a piss-soaked, cadaverous old cunt blocking the only exit whilst shaking their poppy tin with a palsied paw. Like the worst type of street beggar, the look of expectation and entitlement as you approach them, hand rummaging in your pocket, is fucking sickening. Sickening, but worth enduring, as it dawns on them that it's not a quid you're extracting from your trousers, but a fully formed V sign. Fuck 'em. They ain't getting a penny out of me. I didn't mind it when it was about ww1 & ww2 conscripted Cunts blown into pulled pork in their millions by the sausage munching kraut. Now that nearly all the survivors are brown bread, I'm not sure I give a flying fuck about these recent shitty yank organised wars. And the 40's were ages ago and sound like a grey, shitty time now- fuck the 40's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Peter Sutcliffe had a friend called "Poppy" when he was in Broadmoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 14 hours ago, neil298 said: I'm sure I saw some Indian interviewed and she had a miniature poppy tatooed in the middle of her forehead,very patriotic I thought I bet you nearly came on the spot, neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I didn't mind it when it was about ww1 & ww2 conscripted Cunts blown into pulled pork in their millions by the sausage munching kraut. This. I really have no sympathy for the type of cunt who was too fucking thick to even get on to a Media Studies course, so instead signs up to the Army and then acts suprised when their legs get blown off. I'm sick of looking at Simon Weston's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: This. I really have no sympathy for the type of cunt who was too fucking thick to even get on to a Media Studies course, so instead signs up to the Army and then acts suprised when their legs get blown off. I'm sick of looking at Simon Weston's face. Yes that, exactly that. I was going to expand upon it by saying it's one thing being either drafted like a bunch of beef cows, or else volunteering if 16 years old in 1916, when cunts had literally no fucking clue as to the shit of war. No splatter movies, no nothing, no fucking idea at all. Every cunt swooning about "glory". As you say, even the thickest spacker has seen Platoon etc, has access to modern media- knows fucking exactly what the crack is. Further, should have some inkling of the fact the forces drop you on your legless, shrapnel laden cunt as and when you eat it. Oh the horrors , look what happened to me I can't believe it! Here comes manky wittering about defending the country. Fuck off in advance manky you baked bean serving to imbeciles cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: This. I really have no sympathy for the type of cunt who was too fucking thick to even get on to a Media Studies course, so instead signs up to the Army and then acts suprised when their legs get blown off. I'm sick of looking at Simon Weston's face. In the old days, PTSD was just "taken queer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yes that, exactly that. I was going to expand upon it by saying it's one thing being either drafted like a bunch of beef cows, or else volunteering if 16 years old in 1916, when cunts had literally no fucking clue as to the shit of war. No splatter movies, no nothing, no fucking idea at all. Every cunt swooning about "glory". As you say, even the thickest spacker has seen Platoon etc, has access to modern media- knows fucking exactly what the crack is. Further, should have some inkling of the fact the forces drop you on your legless, shrapnel laden cunt as and when you eat it. Oh the horrors , look what happened to me I can't believe it! Here comes manky wittering about defending the country. Fuck off in advance manky you baked bean serving to imbeciles cunt. War was easier in those days as the Huns' trigger fingers were deformed and they could not fire the gun .. my grandfather remembered that as they told him that when he went to volunteer in 1916. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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