Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 These oily fucking worm politicians infest London like common vermin, so one would be monumentally naive to think for even a moment, that inbound traffic and the money they have taped inside their festering smelly fat thighs, would be diverted anyplace else before London has the opportunity to separate the cunts from their cash. Once trapped in that cesspit, they have to virtually ESCAPE! Tunnel out, go over the wall, or cross the river under the shadows of night with tracking dogs on their heels. The charm of the countryside is only seen if the poor bastards can afford a human trafficker to get them there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported to the Police. I already did this Punko, safe in the knowledge that Plod would take weeks respond, go to the wrong house and blame a black person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 11 minutes ago, mothra said: I already did this Punko, safe in the knowledge that Plod would take weeks respond, go to the wrong house and blame a black person. You mean Spunkers boyfriend? How could you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You mean Spunkers boyfriend? How could you!! In my father's house there are many mansions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, mothra said: In my father's house there are many mansions You know as well as me that your Father could not afford to buy his own council house...London prices you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Boys, boys stop all this fighting and remember the true enemy.... the Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boys, boys stop all this fighting and remember the true enemy.... the Welsh. Quiet you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You didn't fall for that bollocks, surely? That was down to George Osborne's spell checker auto-correcting "Northern shithouse" in his maiden budget speech. Hey, watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 58 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boys, boys stop all this fighting and remember the true enemy.... the Welsh. They are bastards indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Manky said: I don't think I want a Northern Powerhouse. I'm pretty sure that's who supply our gas and leccy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I'm pretty sure that's who supply our gas and leccy. Are you off the 'key' now jacko? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 17 hours ago, JackoTC said: I'm pretty sure that's who supply our gas and leccy. Bin them as soon as you can, thieving fucking cunts they are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 19 hours ago, Eddie said: Are you off the 'key' now jacko? "Key" ?? - it was fucking candles and cornflakes for a while there Ed. But my ship has come in. I'm eating King Pot Noodle with the best white ciders money can buy, til I bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 59 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I'm eating King Pot Noodle with the best white ciders money can buy, til I bust. La de Dah, you must be in the same 'restaurant' as Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: La de Dah, you must be in the same 'restaurant' as Frank. I once ordered the mixed grill at little chef with unlimited Coke refills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I once ordered the mixed grill at little chef with unlimited Coke refills. Just fuck off will you. I am waiting for this Decimus to return and put you in your place. Apparently he is very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 52 minutes ago, Bedbug said: Just fuck off will you. I am waiting for this Decimus to return and put you in your place. Apparently he is very good You're remarkably well informed for a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're remarkably well informed for a stupid fucking cunt. Good to see you Decs. What state is the cooler in when you left and is that cunt QC still banged up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: Good to see you Decs. What state is the cooler in when you left and is that cunt QC still banged up? It was hell. Two weeks in a six by eight sell with a gamer deprived of his custom built games station is enough to break anyone. Least I know what he looks like now, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're remarkably well informed for a stupid fucking cunt. I'm not a gay man Decs, but my god it's wonderful to see you back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're remarkably well informed for a stupid fucking cunt. And not, by any stretch of the imagination, someone who's been here before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 On 25/10/2016 at 3:24 PM, mothra said: Early in Motorhead's career I remember reading that if they moved in next to you, your lawn would die A common misunderstanding Mother .. it was actually Brotherhood of Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: A common misunderstanding Mother .. it was actually Brotherhood of Man. "Save All Your Misses For Me" as we used to sing down the abortion clinic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 They should build the new runway through Spunker's council estate. They'd only have to compensate the pleb cunts with new flat screen televisions, They wouldn't even have have to work, we'll couldn't work could they? Not without an electric supply when sitting in a field, in the rain, drinking cheap cidar and trying spark up their damp roll ups in the wet and fucking cold. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 28 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: They should build the new runway through Spunker's council estate. They'd only have to compensate the pleb cunts with new flat screen televisions, They wouldn't even have have to work, we'll couldn't work could they? Not without an electric supply when sitting in a field, in the rain, drinking cheap cidar and trying spark up their damp roll ups in the wet and fucking cold. Fucking cunts. Fuck the TV's just give them baccy and papers. Added effect of giving them cancer too. Win Win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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