Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I thought that I would transfer sonething that I have seen done on facebook over to the "real" world so yesterday. I walked up to a couple of people and asked them if they would be my friend. One of them told me to "fuck off" and the other one smiled at me in a strange way and said "yes" and also walked away. I then thought that I would try another thing that I have seen on facebook and went up to a rather large gentleman (who also had a Staffordshire Bull Terrier with him) and said "HEY!". It took about twenty minutes before the paramedics arrived. I have now recovered from the two black eyes that I received when the gentleman punched me in the face and the damage to my left ankle caused when the Staffy bit me and I am now waiting at the dentist's to be fitted with a set of false teeth. You and I have never gelled on here Lady P. This explains why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I thought that I would transfer sonething that I have seen done on facebook over to the "real" world so yesterday. I walked up to a couple of people and asked them if they would be my friend. One of them told me to "fuck off" and the other one smiled at me in a strange way and said "yes" and also walked away. I then thought that I would try another thing that I have seen on facebook and went up to a rather large gentleman (who also had a Staffordshire Bull Terrier with him) and said "HEY!". It took about twenty minutes before the paramedics arrived. I have now recovered from the two black eyes that I received when the gentleman punched me in the face and the damage to my left ankle caused when the Staffy bit me and I am now waiting at the dentist's to be fitted with a set of false teeth. good effort Penny...would you like a poke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I thought that I would transfer sonething that I have seen done on facebook over to the "real" world so yesterday. I walked up to a couple of people and asked them if they would be my friend. One of them told me to "fuck off" and the other one smiled at me in a strange way and said "yes" and also walked away. I then thought that I would try another thing that I have seen on facebook and went up to a rather large gentleman (who also had a Staffordshire Bull Terrier with him) and said "HEY!". It took about twenty minutes before the paramedics arrived. I have now recovered from the two black eyes that I received when the gentleman punched me in the face and the damage to my left ankle caused when the Staffy bit me and I am now waiting at the dentist's to be fitted with a set of false teeth. What are we looking at Pen? So far I've got you down for cataracts, acute deafness in one ear, fucked up knees, suicidal thoughts, no teeth and a mind shot to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: What are we looking at Pen? So far I've got you down for cataracts, acute deafness in one ear, fucked up knees, suicidal thoughts, no teeth and a mind shot to pieces. I am glad that you have picked up on my plus points Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am glad that you have picked up on my plus points Frank With all that shit you've got going on, and who knows what else there might be, I'd still take you over that gyppo... the stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: What are we looking at Pen? So far I've got you down for cataracts, acute deafness in one ear, fucked up knees, suicidal thoughts, no teeth and a mind shot to pieces. You forgot mild hirsutism, and bangers that resemble bowling balls in a pair of wet socks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You forgot mild hirsutism, and bangers that resemble bowling balls in a pair of wet socks. Cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You forgot mild hirsutism, and bangers that resemble bowling balls in a pair of wet socks. Fuck me. I was just getting a boner like I always do when Snatch gets all worked up, and now it just looks like a sad little maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 On 23/10/2016 at 9:25 PM, Lady Penelope said: Cruel We'll always have Totnes, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 On 10/23/2016 at 9:23 PM, Frank said: With all that shit you've got going on, and who knows what else there might be, I'd still take you over that gyppo... the stupid fucking cunt. I bet with your poofter wig, kids jeans and terrible dancing you are fending them off with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: We'll always have Totnes, Pen. Gravity is a bitch. When they said "Miss World" they weren't talking about the planets' core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I bet with your poofter wig, kids jeans and terrible dancing you are fending them off with a stick. Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Noted. Well you're dead now, so shut up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Good Evening Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Good Evening Frank Good evening my dear. Would you like to see a picture of my dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Good evening my dear. Would you like to see a picture of my dick? Reported. Oh and fuck off as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported. Oh and fuck off as well.. Jealous twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 22/10/2016 at 17:39, Frank said: I'm going out now for dinner, bend.. table for one. Naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Naturally. Stop trawling around the archives looking for Ding material. It’s time to let him go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop trawling around the archives looking for Ding material. It’s time to let him go. There's no Sherlock without Moriarty, no Kirk without Khan and no Decimus without Ding. Since the dawn of time men have been defined by their nemeses, and I won't rest until his name has been cleared and he's out on license and back where he belongs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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