Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I had a massive Sunday roast yesterday which resulted in a massive bend blocker at work today. I had to fashion a large drag chute out of bog roll to provide enough drag for the third flush to take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 On 20 October 2016 at 8:22 PM, I know that Cunt said: Au contraire mon frere, I'm not at all bothered, because it's what happened, the Harley was a great bike, the 1340cc FLSTF Fat Boy in dark red, you know the one with solid wheels, do you know the one I mean, or are you too gay and poor to ride a mans motorbike? I spent a lot of time in the summers around the hills and mountains in north wales on it and enjoyed it very much. The bike was brilliant but the club was wank so I didn't bother after the second visit. I soon realised that just like you they were shallow idiots and real snobby bastards that judged everyone by how much they had spent on their bikes and their fucking gay leathers, no not for me I'm afraid. Perhaps you should join as it's probably more your thing. Anyway, keep posting my cliquey thing all you like, as it's making you look the twat as it shows that you can't think of anything original to say like the fucking moron you are. Perhaps the failure of your remedial school is a testament to the decline in the British education system which is leaving half-wits like you with no skills beyond excessive masturbation. Although to be fair to them, they didn't have much to work with did they? BTW It was one just like this, do you like it? I have 5 different bikes now. No, you're evidently "not bothered at all". That's why you've gone out of your way to write an absolute fucking epic about why you don't care and why Harleys are great, and to top it all off, posted a fucking picture. You fucking midlife crisis cunt. I bet beside the Harley gathering dust in the garage of your semi detached is a pristine running machine, an equally unused push bike, a perfect condition boxing punchbag, and a boxed metal detector. Sort yourself out, you're a fucking embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: No, you're evidently "not bothered at all". That's why you've gone out of your way to write an absolute fucking epic about why you don't care and why Harleys are great, and to top it all off, posted a fucking picture. You fucking midlife crisis cunt. I bet beside the Harley gathering dust in the garage of your semi detached is a pristine running machine, an equally unused push bike, a perfect condition boxing punchbag, and a boxed metal detector. Sort yourself out, you're a fucking embarrassment. Very astute, Bill, I didn't think I'd managed to get to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Cheers lads. I don't think if I will ever buy another Harley but if I do, I might go for the Road King or perhaps the heritage springer, as money is no object I might buy both as they are both good bikes. What do you cheapo council faggots think, which would you go for? This is the springer, note the old fashioned "girder" forks, rather nice isn't it? Obviously well out of your league but never mind, fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 16 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Cheers lads. , rather nice isn't it? No, not nice at all. Like you, slow, boring, and overrated. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bedbug said: No, not nice at all. Like you, slow, boring, and overrated. Fuck off I've always been a fan of your work, buggers. Do you think these bike pictures are real, or could anyone download them, if they could be arsed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've always been a fan of your work, buggers. Do you think these bike pictures are real, or could anyone download them, if they could be arsed? You thick cunt, how could they not be real, they are right there before your eyes. LOL Twat. Didn't you remedial school teach you some sense? Obviously the first one was from the Harley website as I sold mine a few years ago, you could see it's a brochure pic you absolutely cretinous knob head. The white one is an example of the heritage springer, not mine as I haven't bought another yet, just what I said in the text you thick cunt. You made a right cretin of yourself there, perhaps give your old remedial school a call in the morning, see if they will have you back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Bubbles mate, this is the Road King. Which would you have this one or the white Springer? I'm still undecided which to have. BTW, I know it taxes both your brain cells, but this is a library picture too. Anyone could download them, isn't it fucking amazing how you can do that? It's a miracle. Fuck off wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Bubbles mate, this is the Road King, which would you have this one or the white Springer? I'm still undecided which to have. BTW, I know it taxes both your brain cells, but this is a library picture too. Anyone could download them, isn't it fucking amazing how you can do that? It's a miracle. Ah yes, the Limited Edition Nigerian Road King. Very unreliable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 If your going to waste your money and some American piece of crap,which by the way has most parts made in Taiwan,then get the Nighttrain. You won't look so much of a poof on one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: If your going to waste your money and some American piece of crap,which by the way has most parts made in Taiwan,then get the Nighttrain. You won't look so much of a poof on one of those. Shut up snatch you hopeless wastrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: You won't look so much of a poof on one of those. It doesn't matter what model he gets if he keeps insisting on putting a basket on the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: If your going to waste your money and some American piece of crap,which by the way has most parts made in Taiwan,then get the Nighttrain. You won't look so much of a poof on one of those. I had one once yonks ago, I'm not going to buy another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I had one once yonks ago, I'm not going to buy another. Somebody on here said 'The Corner is a broad church', with you its more Broadmoor isn't it. Are you Charles Bronson? if so can you abscond and kill Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I had one once yonks ago, I'm not going to buy another. It appears I'm frequenting a site full of closet fucking bikers. Would you say I'm the best on here after Bill, IKTC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Bill who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I had one once yonks ago, I'm not going to buy another. This is your shortest post, hence why I chose to quote it. Can you just clarify why a man of supposed unlimited wealth (who we discovered lives with his parents), should while away his time by googling images of motorbikes and posting them on a website where everybody thinks he's a total fucking idiot? If you want my opinion on which gay chariot you should buy, I suggest whichever one goes fastest, with you on it, into a fucking wall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: This is your shortest post, hence why I chose to quote it. Can you just clarify why a man of supposed unlimited wealth (who we discovered lives with his parents), should while away his time by googling images of motorbikes and posting them on a website where everybody thinks he's a total fucking idiot? If you want my opinion on which gay chariot you should buy, I suggest whichever one goes fastest, with you on it, into a fucking wall. PS Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 29 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Bubbles mate, this is the Road King. Which would you have this one or the white Springer? I'm still undecided which to have. BTW, I know it taxes both your brain cells, but this is a library picture too. Anyone could download them, isn't it fucking amazing how you can do that? It's a miracle. Fuck off wanker. What a dreadful looking piece of utter fucking shit. More like a two wheeled car than a motorcycle. Only a complete spacker would buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Just now, Ape said: What a dreadful looking piece of utter fucking shit. More like a two wheeled car than a motorcycle. Only a complete spacker would buy one. When's yours being delivered then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: When's yours being delivered then? A predictable and boring reply from a complete cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: A predictable and boring reply from a complete cretin. Is that the best you can do wankstain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: This is your shortest post, hence why I chose to quote it. Can you just clarify why a man of supposed unlimited wealth (who we discovered lives with his parents), should while away his time by googling images of motorbikes and posting them on a website where everybody thinks he's a total fucking idiot? If you want my opinion on which gay chariot you should buy, I suggest whichever one goes fastest, with you on it, into a fucking wall. Bubble, I've just enjoyed another splendid meal for one in the same restaurant as last night. I took a photo thinking I'd add some bollocks story and post it here later. I looked up and saw the waitress staring right at me. If I post it here, could you let me know what you think she might have been thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 33 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Bubbles mate, this is the Road King. Which would you have this one or the white Springer? I'm still undecided which to have. BTW, I know it taxes both your brain cells, but this is a library picture too. Anyone could download them, isn't it fucking amazing how you can do that? It's a miracle. Fuck off wanker. IKTC....look forget all this American Crap, its totally unsuited to the roads or the climate. Why not buy a good British Bike, Honda and Kawasaki do some excellent models so I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I currently have a 650 BSA, two Kawasaki Z1's and an XJR1300 amongst others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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