ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: spunk and soft furniture such as sofas just don't mix Motty....I have no idea what I am writing about but I think you might understand in your parallel universe It's actually a singularity but pop round anytime Swarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, mothra said: It's actually a singularity but pop round anytime Swarm. exactly my point..thanks Motty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: exactly my point..thanks Motty you clever bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Simply invest in an ultraviolet marker pen and jot down a selection of your favourite abusive phrases on your notes. Then watch the suspicious cunts try not to react when their own technology instructs them to "Piss up a rope, fuckstick!" This is fucking genius. I've just ordered one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Anyone used the new fivers? I personally think they're better than the old uns, would prefer it if Clement Attlee was on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Bubba C said: Don't ever comment on any of my noms again, you absolute nothing. Ok fuckstick.........ooops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, neil298 said: Ok fuckstick.........ooops! This is your nom, you stupid fat cunt. And a predictably shit one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Fucking hell Bubba,you are one uptight cunt,just get some old bag to get your rocks off and you'll feel so much better.If your next nom is a corker I promise not to say a fucking word ,I have the feeling though that my response may start with a request for you to start the woodchipper judging by the drivel that has spewed from your spunk filled chops in the past Good evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 9 hours ago, neil298 said: Fucking hell Bubba,you are one uptight cunt,just get some old bag to get your rocks off and you'll feel so much better.If your next nom is a corker I promise not to say a fucking word ,I have the feeling though that my response may start with a request for you to start the woodchipper judging by the drivel that has spewed from your spunk filled chops in the past Good evening I don't think I could ever beat this one, neil, I'm not sure it's worth even attempting to. Congratulations. Quick one though. It is standard practice to leave a space after the use of a comma, not before, but I'm sure you knew that, right? Happy Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 22 hours ago, nobgobbler said: At first I thought you were referring to a shopping note written by your Mum, "bag of flour, a dozen eggs, 5 park drive". I just pay my fake notes into my bank account. Banks NEVER check notes. When I was a kid I sold some stuff and got paid in £50 notes, got scared shitless they were fakes and went to the bank to ask, the clerk said "don't know, I can't tell, here, I'll swap them for new ones for you"... 20 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Indeed. Whatever Neil comes up will be suitable I'm sure. Like all of us Northerners Neil tells it like it is, and is rather charming. Your eyes are beautiful brown, how's about buying a round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: When I was a kid I sold some stuff and got paid in £50 notes, got scared shitless they were fakes and went to the bank to ask, the clerk said "don't know, I can't tell, here, I'll swap them for new ones for you"... Your eyes are beautiful brown, how's about buying a round? Yep, that's about right. My eyes are blue though, and it's your round. Mine's a large Cabalie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Anyone used the new fivers? I personally think they're better than the old uns, would prefer it if Clement Attlee was on it. Used em? I'm melting down asda carrier bags and making my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 On 10/16/2016 at 7:28 AM, nobgobbler said: "show us your tits" or "I can smell your cunt" might be more Neil's style for the ladies. "kill yourself," "drink bleach," "your rubbish in every way," "hang yourself." "set yourself on fire," there are many fine utterances to put to use for these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 On 17/10/2016 at 8:07 AM, Bubba C said: I don't think I could ever beat this one, neil, I'm not sure it's worth even attempting to. Congratulations. Quick one though. It is standard practice to leave a space after the use of a comma, not before, but I'm sure you knew that, right? Happy Monday. Bore off Blubba Cunt tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 There was a funny foreign woman who lived down the avenue when I was little, my mum said that she was from Sofa but my daddy said that she was Bulgarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: There was a funny foreign woman who lived down the avenue when I was little, my mum said that she was from Sofa but my daddy said that she was Bulgarian. Drink bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Drink bleach. Keep practicing your yoga, hold the static positions and remember to always mobilise upon rising. You should then be able to lie back, raise your arse up and spunk off I your own mouth. Drink that you whinging prickfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 19 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: "kill yourself," "drink bleach," "your rubbish in every way," "hang yourself." "set yourself on fire," there are many fine utterances to put to use for these cunts. Wiz, if I didn't happen to be drunk on the Stansted Express, I would fucking destroy you over this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: There was a funny foreign woman who lived down the avenue when I was little, my mum said that she was from Sofa but my daddy said that she was Bulgarian. Is that supposed to mean something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 17 hours ago, Frank said: Wiz, if I didn't happen to be drunk on the Stansted Express, I would fucking destroy you over this shit. Frank, why do you always display such hostility towards me? I like you....a lot! ahh fuck it, you're a drunken, feeble old cunt. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 On 10/16/2016 at 11:39 AM, Punkape said: Well you're a fat,ugly, gay cunt with makeup on. What the fuck do you expect? Cretin. And you're a spunk dribbling moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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