Bubba C Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 What a load of PC bollocks these adverts are. Ticking every race and gender box and then delivering such nuggets as "don't call your boss a cunt online" and "don't have dirtyguy69 as your email address". Not sure whether these adverts are more of a cunt than the people who require this sage advice. I've got some friendly tips for you, get educated, don't be a stupid cunt, and don't take advice from cunts in Barclays fucking Bank, the slimy cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: What a load of PC bollocks these adverts are. Ticking every race and gender box and then delivering such nuggets as "don't call your boss a cunt online", "don't have dirtyguy69 as your email address". Not sure whether these adverts are more of a cunt than the people who require this sage advice. I've got some friendly tips for you, get educated, don't be a stupid cunt, and don't take advice from cunts in Barclays fucking Bank, the slimy cunts. Have you been trying it on with with bank manager again Bubbaclot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 What a puerile and adolescent nom. Do expect every cunt on here to launch themselves into a tirade against Barclays Bank? Please fuck off and dissolve yourself in an acid bath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: What a puerile and adolescent nom. Do expect every cunt on here to launch themselves into a tirade against Barclays Bank? Please fuck off and dissolve yourself in an acid bath. Managed any golf today Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What a puerile and adolescent nom. Do expect every cunt on here to launch themselves into a tirade against Barclays Bank? Please fuck off and dissolve yourself in an acid bath. Fuck off Spunk Gape, you posh wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: What a puerile and adolescent nom. Do expect every cunt on here to launch themselves into a tirade against Barclays Bank? Please fuck off and dissolve yourself in an acid bath. No. Thicko. Fuck off. Edited October 15, 2016 by Bubba C Reporting pinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Great nomination. Shame about the subsequent contributors. It's like a whose who of flid-tastic happy clapping spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 26 minutes ago, Ape said: Managed any golf today Punkers? Yes a great game in wonderful weather( won the money)followed several pints of excellent lager, ( drove home in the Range Rover) then a huge fuck off spagetti bolognese washed down with an excellent Chianti Classico. bliss Hope you are well. Regards to Mrs Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 35 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What a load of PC bollocks these adverts are. Ticking every race and gender box and then delivering such nuggets as "don't call your boss a cunt online", "don't have dirtyguy69 as your email address". Not sure whether these adverts are more of a cunt than the people who require this sage advice. I've got some friendly tips for you, get educated, don't be a stupid cunt, and don't take advice from cunts in Barclays fucking Bank, the slimy cunts. There's a few on here that should have been given this advice at the age of 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Yes a great game in wonderful weather( won the money)followed several pints of excellent lager, ( drove home in the Range Rover) then a huge fuck off spagetti bolognese washed down with an excellent Chianti Classico. bliss Hope you are well. Regards to Mrs Ape. Sounds absolutely splendid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Great nomination. Shame about the subsequent contributors. It's like a whose who of flid-tastic happy clapping spastics. Cheers, Bill, I do what I can. There's an absolute plague of mongs infesting the corner right now. It's embarrassing. To save TC and Donna over-exerting their final working synapses, just copy and paste the below for your reply: "I know 'your' a mong, bubbly, but go and fucking go away before I get my hammers/shit literacy on you". Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 By "Barclays" you mean progressive rock act Barclay James Harvest, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: By "Barclays" you mean progressive rock act Barclay James Harvest, right? Do fuck off too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Do fuck off too... Stranraer 1 Queen of the South 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: What a puerile and adolescent nom. I don't think this applies to us Punkers. Coutts don't really need to teach Her Majesty , you or me life skills, do they. Bubba banks with the Post Office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I don't think this applies to us Punkers. Coutts don't really need to teach Her Majesty , you or me life skills, do they. Bubba banks with the Post Office. Nothing I can add to this, withers. A perfect post in every way, well done. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Life skills from a bank? How to be a model Barclays citizen, what a fucking pile of shit. Shows how shit our schools are if some cunt bank feels it has to step in, all down to Cameron's big society bollocks, handing government responsibility to private institutions so some rich cunt can get richer at the taxpayer's expense. I will not go into the evils of modern banking and the deliberate shifting of wealth away from the poor and needy as it will froth the caddy's jizz in spunkgibbon's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 14 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I don't think this applies to us Punkers. Coutts don't really need to teach Her Majesty , you or me life skills, do they. Bubba banks with the Post Office. quite right...you and Pinky have demonstrated time and time again how sensible and balanced you both are. I am only surprised that one of you has not been invited to join the board of Directors at Coutts as of yet. Perhaps one of you should invite the current board over for a round of golf and do some networking. On second thoughts you invite them as Pinky cannot be trusted around Men wearing plus fours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: quite right...you and Pinky have demonstrated time and time again how sensible and balanced you both are. I am only surprised that one of you has not been invited to join the board of Directors at Coutts as of yet. Perhaps one of you should invite the current board over for a round of golf and do some networking. On second thoughts you invite them as Pinky cannot be trusted around Men wearing plus fours. I wear plus twos. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wear plus twos. Cretin. well done you....do you get laughed at a lot in the shelter when you don this garb?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: well done you....do you get laughed at a lot in the shelter when you don this garb?. Do you get laughed at when you arrive at the Admiral Duncan in your sequinned leotard? lol. lolol. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Yes a great game in wonderful weather( won the money)followed several pints of excellent lager, ( drove home in the Range Rover) then a huge fuck off spagetti bolognese washed down with an excellent Chianti Classico. bliss Hope you are well. Regards to Mrs Ape. I wish I was you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I wish I was you. Fuck off you Australian cunt. Who's got a gay rugby team ? Who's got the Ashes ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Barclays share price Feb 23rd 2007; £7.90. Barclays share price Oct 14th 2016; £1.70. Here's some life skills advice for senior Barclays management - learn to fucking count, you black-hearted cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off you Australian cunt. Who's got a gay rugby team ? Who's got the Ashes ? lol. I really wish I was you. Then I wouldn't be troubled by original thought, wit or indeed, humour. Shove your head up your arse and breath in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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