Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Manky said: Where have all the real stars gone. Oliver Reed, Lemmy, George Best at al. The nearest we have to a living legend is Gazza and he's shit. This Will Young looks like a puff and hopefully will die young. Preferably painfully and slowly. I believe the stars you mention have all expired and therefore are now about as entertaining as this Will Young spunk sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Was that Captain Kirk? See, I knew you weren't all bad....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brenda Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 Many moons ago I was skiing in Chamonix and this ponce was at a cafe terrace on the slopes. He insisted on standing up at his table the whole time to let as many people recognize him as possible. No one showed any interest thankfully. Probably not uncommon or particularly cuntish but I had to be restrained from throwing something at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Brenda said: I had to be restrained from throwing something at him. Elton John would've been the ideal object to launch at the mincing, lisping cunt imo. Cunt’s never around when he’s needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Brenda said: Many moons ago I was skiing in Chamonix and this ponce was at a cafe terrace on the slopes. He insisted on standing up at his table the whole time to let as many people recognize him as possible. No one showed any interest thankfully. Probably not uncommon or particularly cuntish but I had to be restrained from throwing something at him. Shame that there wasn't an avalanche that would have buried him and you alive. Two cunts for the price of one. Welcome to the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Brenda said: Many moons ago I was skiing in Chamonix 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Welcome to the corner. You can tell a lot about people from their first post. Do you know Helen Lederer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Brenda said: Many moons ago I was skiing in Chamonix and this ponce was at a cafe terrace on the slopes. He insisted on standing up at his table the whole time to let as many people recognize him as possible. No one showed any interest thankfully. Probably not uncommon or particularly cuntish but I had to be restrained from throwing something at him. Are you Cheshire Set or Sloan Ranger and do you know Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You can tell a lot about people from their first post. Do you know Helen Lederer? Sorry. You've lost me there. Explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry. You've lost me there. Explain Helen Lederer used to do a drunk sloane ranger act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Helen Lederer used to do a drunk sloane ranger act. I still don't get why the fuck I was asked that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I still don't get why the fuck I was asked that. I think he might have clicked the quote button twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I think he might have clicked the quote button twice. I met her a few times dog walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I still don't get why the fuck I was asked that. The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't. This one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't. Didn't she used to do a Joan Rivers send-up act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Didn't she used to do a Joan Rivers send-up act? Another cunt that was as funny as cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 She uses the exact same grip on Punkape`s cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 24 minutes ago, Neil said: Another cunt that was as funny as cancer Its American HUMOR. I was watching some imported American show back in 1968 and the host introduced the "funniest comedian ever" .. it turned out to be Woody Allen who was utterly unfunny. The only way American HUMOR ever works is when they themselves send it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't. I was exaggerating a bit when I said "good friend'. I've met her on a number of occasions at the park and chat with her and we know each other in that respect. So do we know who Brenda is? Sounds like someone's multi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't. Why the fuck do we spend, what, billions p.a on GCHQ for our national online and general 'Spooks' security? I reckon Baws, Roops and a couple of pints of mild and a Lambrini chaser every now and again for the both of them, and the Russian bots would be sent straight to silicon hell. You could build databases the size of Kent, throw as much Machine Learning and AI at it as you like and it'd STILL not touch the knowledge and recollection power of this pair. Plus of course there's Roops' Cooler deterrent if the Reds got a bit lairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Why the fuck do we spend, what, billions p.a on GCHQ for our national online and general 'Spooks' security? I reckon Baws, Roops and a couple of pints of mild and a Lambrini chaser every now and again for the both of them, and the Russian bots would be sent straight to silicon hell. You could build databases the size of Kent, throw as much Machine Learning and AI at it as you like and it'd STILL not touch the knowledge and recollection power of this pair. Plus of course there's Roops' Cooler deterrent if the Reds got a bit lairy Bawsie has always had me down as a name dropper. This isn't true. As I was saying to my good friend Liam Neeson "He thinks I'm a name dropper, Liam". I haven't seen Helen for a few months due to me moving away. And the restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bawsie has always had me down as a name dropper. This isn't true. As I was saying to my good friend Liam Neeson "He thinks I'm a name dropper, Liam". I haven't seen Helen for a few months due to me moving away. And the restraining order. Fuck off…I’m working that particular corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bawsie has always had me down as a name dropper. Jo Brand was another one. And Jenny Eclair. As I remarked at the time, "Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jo Brand was another one. And Jenny Eclair. As I remarked at the time, "Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts." Those two were/are members of the gym I used to belong to. If I remember I told of the time Eclair had a meltdown in the pool because of the loud music coming from the crumblies aqua aerobics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jo Brand was another one. And Jenny Eclair. As I remarked at the time, "Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts." I’ve fingered both of ‘em… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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