Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) So, this talentless fucktard progeny of a "talent show" got a munk on when some old fart said "do as your told", and left Strikly (sic, and sick). He proves himself to be a stroppy little drama queen who thinks he's a fucking ace "artiste"... Now since there's been a bit of a backlash against the twat he's been going on about having had PTSD... Quote Then I went into theatre, did Cabaret for the first time, and then I got PTSD and got depersonalisation and derealisation, which is when your body can't cope with the flooding of emotions from the past, so it shuts down. I couldn't see my face in the mirror, I couldn't recognise places or family or friends A few points... One, you're fucking lucky you couldn't see your face, we still can. Two, "depersonalisation and derealisation" just means "I'm a celeb and you must all WORSHIP me" Three, PTSD is a bit more real than that, you fucking egotistical little wanker! Oh yes, four, most of this is self-diagnosed... Edited October 13, 2016 by DingTheRioja Fucking quotes... FUCKING DONT FUCKING WORK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 When I was an A&E nurse we were always seeing people who were suffering depersonalisation and derealisation. Mostly after chucking out time on Friday and Saturday nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Talentless little poof,fuck off and depersonalise your existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was an A&E nurse we were always seeing people who were suffering depersonalisation and derealisation. Mostly after chucking out time on Friday and Saturday nights. Have you still got the uniform hhhmmm hhhmmm ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: So, this talentless fucktard progeny of a "talent show" got a munk on when some old fart said "do as your told", and left Strikly (sic, and sick). He proves himself to be a stroppy little drama queen who thinks he's a fucking ace "artiste"... Now since there's been a bit of a backlash against the twat he's been going on about having had PTSD... As apposed to Shadwell the resident sheep shagger who has STD, VD, HPV, HIV and bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd like to tie the whiny fairy to a chair, cover his bollocks in peanut butter and lock the cunt in a dark room with nothing but a family of starving beavers for company. If he doesn't have PTSD after that, he most certainly will after I introduce him to Mr Petrol and Mrs Molotov. If nothing else, his dancing prowess should improve dramatically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Agentpeanut said: I'd like to tie the whiny fairy to a chair, cover his bollocks in peanut butter and lock the cunt in a dark room with nothing but a family of starving beavers for company. If he doesn't have PTSD after that, he most certainly will after I introduce him to Mr Petrol and Mrs Molotov. If nothing else, his dancing prowess should improve dramatically. This is akin to a public service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 53 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you still got the uniform hhhmmm hhhmmm ? God are you OK? Sounds like you're having a stroke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'm starting to think the only thing stopping Will Young from being a bigger star is Will Young. A nasty little fuck that takes it way too personally. PTSD? What a fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Remember his stuttering oppo, Gary of Gateshead or whatever. I'm pretty sure he lost his V plates with Jordan if the bastion of news, the daily sport were correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Gareth Gates? I saw him on the front of a magazine only yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 That's the cunt. I could make a suggestion of what magazine it was but it's too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 PTSD? What a fucking poof, I have mates who came back from active service broken and changed men, that is PTSD not Post Tantrum Stupid Dancer syndrome, what a fucking talentless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: PTSD? What a fucking poof, I have mates who came back from actie service broken and changed men, that is PTSD not Post Tantrum Stupid Dancer syndrome, what a fucking talentless cunt. It's no different to parents who say their kids have this and that wrong with them. They shout "Symptom of something or the other" when in fact the real reason is they are just a spoilt little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: It's no different to parents who say their kids have this and that wrong with them. They shout "Symptom of something or the other" when in fact the real reason is they are just a spoilt little cunt. My mother forced me to eat Brussels sprouts as a kid. It's her fault I murder prostitutes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-37642587 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Remember his stuttering oppo, Gary of Gateshead or whatever. I'm pretty sure he lost his V plates with Jordan if the bastion of news, the daily sport were correct. and gained his brown wings no doubt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: and gained his brown wings no doubt..... Maybe his green wings if he didn't window dress his Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Where have all the real stars gone. Oliver Reed, Lemmy, George Best at al. The nearest we have to a living legend is Gazza and he's shit. This Will Young looks like a puff and hopefully will die young. Preferably painfully and slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: My mother forced me to eat Brussels sprouts as a kid. It's her fault I murder prostitutes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-37642587 They should go back every two years and see how this girls food tastes will no doubt change. Load of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Looks like the poor little lamb couldn't keep up with the hard work involved... Fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: PTSD? What a fucking poof, I have mates who came back from active service broken and changed men, that is PTSD not Post Tantrum Stupid Dancer syndrome, what a fucking talentless cunt. He suffers from FTCS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: God are you OK? Sounds like you're having a stroke I was mmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 8 hours ago, Manky said: Where have all the real stars gone. Oliver Reed, Lemmy, George Best at al. The nearest we have to a living legend is Gazza and he's shit. This Will Young looks like a puff and hopefully will die young. Preferably painfully and slowly. Aren't you forgetting William Shatner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 30 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Aren't you forgetting William Shatner? Was that Captain Kirk? A fucking lightweight. Spunkape could probably out-cunt him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 20 hours ago, Donner and chips said: That's the cunt. I could make a suggestion of what magazine it was but it's too easy. I doubt if it was GQ or Esquire. Was it the Brown 'Un by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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