Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I have a cousin in university, she just got a flat off campus, and on her first day in, received a bundle of notices to the former resident about debts owed. She has spent countless hours notifying the creditors and solicitors that the person doesn't live there anymore, but they persist in their cuntery. The fucking slithering cunts who owe the money, and the despicable cunts trying to recover it, should all be sent through the bark stripper and if they survive, immediately given an intravenous drip of bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn't move, fuck it anyway, it might just be sleeping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Wankers don't like forwarding addresses for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 When they do get tracked down, the fuckers should be radio tagged with a GPS transponder so they can't disappear again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 End up going through dodgy private landlords and under different name, paying for rent with blowies and the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 You should try being a landlord with these cunts, your name is permanently linked to the address and the cunts find out on the Land Registry, try contacting you at your own home address and demand the forwarding addresses of the cunts they're after. It makes your voice hurt telling them to go fuck themselves 20 times over. Worst culprit was a fucking gyppo (present company excepted), the wankstain who was my old Agent let him rent the place, after the 6 months he didn't pay the last months rent saying "the bond'll cover it" missing out that there were holes punched in doors and walls, and then there was about a dozen fucking individual names the DVLA wanted for driving offences/damage etc from their fucking transit vans, all registered to one of my houses. Fucking tax dodging, thieving bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I had one of those here, a pile of letters every week. After six months I sent him a note saying that as of a week hence his mail would be going in the bin. It worked, no more letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I took my dog to the park and didn't tell anyone. Fucking rebel I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) Fucking useless fucking cunts fuck it up anyhow. I paid for 6 months redirection incase I had forgotten to notify anyone of my new address only for the useless fuckers to still deliver post all over the fucking place except to the address on the envelope. I wouldn't be surprised if some posters on here were postmen. LoL. Edited October 14, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps suck my cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 The post is useless now. In the old days the mail was delivered early before you set off to work. Now the postman turns up whenever he fucking likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 I open the previous occupants post by accident some times. Especially the medical letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 I once sent a sachet of museli from one freebie bunch to another unrelated gang of twats. I felt quite pleased with myself using the prepaid envelope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I open the previous occupants post by accident some times. Especially the medical letters. soft furnishing licker. I hope you get a visit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, mothra said: soft furnishing licker. I hope you get a visit Pitiful. Go back to school and learn how to speak basic English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Pitiful. Go back to school and learn how to speak basic English. Everyone on here says this sort of thing when I've outmanoeuvred them and ass fucked their wife. As you say; pitiful. Jewdy thought he knew about Middle Eastern politics and ended up descending into a paranoia. that destroyed him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 13 hours ago, mothra said: Everyone on here says this sort of thing when I've outmanoeuvred them and ass fucked their wife. As you say; pitiful. Jewdy thought he knew about Middle Eastern politics and ended up descending into a paranoia. that destroyed him I heard Stavros is currently looking for the kabob crunching cunt for failing to pay for his food account. Doesn't surprise me one little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 This kind of inconvenience is exacerbated when living month to month in various sardine packed bedsits. Try renting somewhere next time where the last tenant wasn't forcefully evicted, murdered, or left undiscovered for months then found as a puddle of acidic decaying organic matter after dying from a drugs overdose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This kind of inconvenience is exacerbated when living month to month in various sardine packed bedsits. Try renting somewhere next time where the last tenant wasn't forcefully evicted, murdered, or left undiscovered for months then found as a puddle of acidic decaying organic matter after dying from a drugs overdose. Would such an arrangement require the use of a pry bar to separate punky from the puddle of organic ooze's ring piece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 48 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I heard Stavros is currently looking for the kabob crunching cunt for failing to pay for his food account. Doesn't surprise me one little bit. You're right Wizzo. Jewdy had forgotten to take his Berocca tablets, so he was like himself (a cunt), only on a really bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 I assume the Royal Post is a bit like our Royal Mail. Sleeves must be a total cunt to get that wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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