Guest Manky Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Whilst I sit out this indefinite sulk in northern Italy, Book a place on the 'Mussolini Experience Tour' There are plenty of lampposts in Italy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Are you staying at Eddie's family home? I wouldn't have thought so Bibble. I p.m'd Eddie some photos of my gite after Frank had left. The one of my cleaning girl trying to remove a wig from the U bend was especially disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I wouldn't have thought so Bibble. I p.m'd Eddie some photos of my gite after Frank had left. The one of my cleaning girl trying to remove a wig from the U bend was especially disgusting. Was it the U bend between the rectum and the sigmoid, or did it get wedged as far up as the transverse colon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 On Thursday, October 13, 2016 at 8:02 AM, Bubba C said: Are you staying at Eddie's family home? There was a few strange noises from his room last night and this morning the dog won't leave my side, look at the state he left the bed in 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Was it the U bend between the rectum and the sigmoid, or did it get wedged as far up as the transverse colon? Bawsy, that is the 2nd time I have seen this picture in 7 days, but mine was in black and white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: There was a few strange noises from his room last night and this morning the dog won't leave my side, look at the state he left the bed in Is it a Premier Inn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: There was a few strange noises from his room last night and this morning the dog won't leave my side, look at the state he left the bed in It is equally impressive and disturbing that "viruses" have been identified. Twice. And I'm pretty sure that's wig, not cat hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: It is equally impressive and disturbing that "viruses" have been identified. Twice. And I'm pretty sure that's wig, not cat hair. Into dressing up are we, fuck boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dai O'Rhea Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Lily Allen is like a lot of celebs that get bored and feel guilty about their opulent lifestyle. They start getting involved in big causes and shooting their big fucking mouths off to ease their feelings of guilt. The silly little cow has got carried away after seeing kids running around in the camp and has put her foot in it and now looks silly. The real cunts here are cuntychops french who seem to believe that this stinking rotten filth pit of a camp is the responsibility of the British. Not so Garçons. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I wouldn't have thought so Bibble. I p.m'd Eddie some photos of my gite after Frank had left. The one of my cleaning girl trying to remove a wig from the U bend was especially disgusting. Disgusting how? Was she dragging it out with her teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: There was a few strange noises from his room last night and this morning the dog won't leave my side, look at the state he left the bed in Eddie you cunt. You've just reminded me we'll be staying in a hotel for a couple of nights next week and my skin is crawling at the thought of it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Eddie you cunt. You've just reminded me we'll be staying in a hotel for a couple of nights next week and my skin is crawling at the thought of it already. If it's a Premier Inn don't worry because Sir Lenny fucking Henry endorses them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: If it's a Premier Inn don't worry because Sir Lenny fucking Henry endorses them. Did you know Bubbs has a part time job cleaning? Minimum wage but that goes a fair way in Wales. Apparently on his first day he had a rather unfortunate incident with a vacuum cleaner accessory which involved a a trip to A&E. not locally ofcoarse, 80 mile round trip so he wouldn`t be recognised. He couldn`t understand why the medical staff kept calling him "Henry". Tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Did you know Bubbs has a part time job cleaning? Minimum wage but that goes a fair way in Wales. Apparently on his first day he had a rather unfortunate incident with a vacuum cleaner accessory which involved a a trip to A&E. not locally ofcoarse, 80 mile round trip so he wouldn`t be recognised. He couldn`t understand why the medical staff kept calling him "Henry". Tool. Illiterate, unfunny, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Illiterate, unfunny, idiot. Are you a cabbage shitting dwarf then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 35 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Did you know Bubbs has a part time job cleaning? Minimum wage but that goes a fair way in Wales. Apparently on his first day he had a rather unfortunate incident with a vacuum cleaner accessory which involved a a trip to A&E. not locally ofcoarse, 80 mile round trip so he wouldn`t be recognised. He couldn`t understand why the medical staff kept calling him "Henry". Tool. It was in one of the Welsh language papers. a dreadful accident too. He had been told by a prankster that the Henry was "ride on" and misunderstood the meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: It was in one of the Welsh language papers. a dreadful accident too. He had been told by a prankster that the Henry was "ride on" and misunderstood the meaning. I saw one of those once, you should have saw the state of Page 3. Like a ferret with a crew cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 The pink Henrietta version has got far better suction but like most females has got absolutely no fucking sense of direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 She looks like she needs a wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: She looks like she needs a wash. She does. Anybody would think she was french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I like my women a bit on the gamey side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I like my women a bit on the gamey side. See Wiz, he's got plenty of geese, he may have something pheasant for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If it's a Premier Inn don't worry because Sir Lenny fucking Henry endorses them. He's such a massive wanker I'll probably get pregnant off the sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I like my women a bit on the gamey side. What Mrs Peacock off Cluedo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'll apologise for the Sykes- Picot agreement. Sorry Abdul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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