Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Simple stuff. I saw a photograph earlier today of two fat American men (t-shirts tucked into cargo shorts), pointing at the side of a concrete building. On the side of the building was carved some bullshit empowering quote fabout rights and freedoms. Behind these men was a sea of similarly fat, similarly attired Americunt men. The message, though not specified, was clear: "this shitty screed of text is important". Being Americunts, the weighty passage was carved onto the side of a '70s tower block, rather than a 2,000 year old stone tablet or pyramid, or anything actually interesting like that. Americans are fucking stupid. Hardly any of their land is publicly accessible, they are knowingly ripped off, monitored and scrutinised for any discernible signs of anti-nationalism at every turn, they get no holiday leave at work so never get to see any of the country they claim to love, and they are apparently so free and liberated that they start crying at the sound of their national anthem and at the sight of their flag. Their politics are a sick joke. This is proof that you can convince stupid cunts (like dogs and pigs) that they are superior and freer than their fellow man, even if it is clearly and demonstrably bollocks. Tick, pudgy-faced and constantly angry in a bizarrely cartoonish way. All their children have ADHD and all the women have a prescription to Xanax. The wall at the foot of my street is older than their entire fucking country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 8 nominations, 9 paragraph breaks. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Simple stuff. I saw a photograph earlier today of two fat American men (t-shirts tucked into cargo shorts), pointing at the side of a concrete building. On the side of the building was carved some bullshit empowering quote fabout rights and freedoms. Behind these men was a sea of similarly fat, similarly attired Americunt men. The message, though not specified, was clear: "this shitty screed of text is important". Being Americunts, the weighty passage was carved onto the side of a '70s tower block, rather than a 2,000 year old stone tablet or pyramid, or anything actually interesting like that. Americans are fucking stupid. Hardly any of their land is publicly accessible, they are knowingly ripped off, monitored and scrutinised for any discernible signs of anti-nationalism at every turn, they get no holiday leave at work so never get to see any of the country they claim to love, and they are apparently so free and liberated that they start crying at the sound of their national anthem and at the sight of their flag. Their politics are a sick joke. This is proof that you can convince stupid cunts (like dogs and pigs) that they are superior and freer than their fellow man, even if it is clearly and demonstrably bollocks. Tick, pudgy-faced and constantly angry in a bizarrely cartoonish way. All their children have ADHD and all the women have a prescription to Xanax. The wall at the foot of my street is older than their entire fucking country. Motherwell 0 Heart of Midlothian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Motherwell 0 Heart of Midlothian 2 I'm not sure what your point is here, but nonetheless... Arbroath 36 - 0 Bon Accord. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Motherwell 0 Heart of Midlothian 2 Can you do the shipping forecast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Can you do the shipping forecast? I feel a Dogger coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I feel a Dogger coming on. Alloa 0 Hibernian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I feel a Dogger coming on. I'll see your dogger and raise you a German Bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Crewe Alex 7 Port Vale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Alloa 0 Hibernian 0 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Crewe Alex 7 Port Vale 0 I know I have no sense of humour, but am I missing something? Is this part of some sort of insider footballist banter. If so, someone please do the rest of us a service and explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I know I have no sense of humour, but am I missing something? Is this part of some sort of insider footballist banter. If so, someone please do the rest of us a service and explain. Just thought that I would join in .. I know very little about football save for the fact that Port Vale would probably hammer Crewe in a "local Derby". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 I only report ficticious Scottish football results never English ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 16 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Simple stuff. I saw a photograph earlier today of two fat American men (t-shirts tucked into cargo shorts), pointing at the side of a concrete building. On the side of the building was carved some bullshit empowering quote fabout rights and freedoms. Behind these men was a sea of similarly fat, similarly attired Americunt men. The message, though not specified, was clear: "this shitty screed of text is important". Being Americunts, the weighty passage was carved onto the side of a '70s tower block, rather than a 2,000 year old stone tablet or pyramid, or anything actually interesting like that. Americans are fucking stupid. Hardly any of their land is publicly accessible, they are knowingly ripped off, monitored and scrutinised for any discernible signs of anti-nationalism at every turn, they get no holiday leave at work so never get to see any of the country they claim to love, and they are apparently so free and liberated that they start crying at the sound of their national anthem and at the sight of their flag. Their politics are a sick joke. This is proof that you can convince stupid cunts (like dogs and pigs) that they are superior and freer than their fellow man, even if it is clearly and demonstrably bollocks. Tick, pudgy-faced and constantly angry in a bizarrely cartoonish way. All their children have ADHD and all the women have a prescription to Xanax. The wall at the foot of my street is older than their entire fucking country. On topic, what a pile of shit of a nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I know I have no sense of humour, but am I missing something? Is this part of some sort of insider footballist banter. If so, someone please do the rest of us a service and explain. You are not missing anything but Punkape is light of a few chromosomes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bubba C said: On topic, what a pile of shit of a nom. Brechin City 4 Forfar 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 4 hours ago, neil298 said: You are not missing anything but Punkape is light of a few chromosomes As well as being light on his loafers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: As well as being light on his loafers. Comfortable shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Comfortable shoes? Spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Spastic. You still can't spell, it's p-l-a-s-t-i-c. A bit like your personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Motherwell 0 Heart of Midlothian 2 Football's for....Ah you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 What makes my shit hang sideways is yanks of a certain age beginning a sentence with "Back in the States........" at every fucking subject brought up. Which means in their eyes it's either bigger, better, faster, higher than anywhere else on the face of this fucking planet. Jackson Pollock was a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jackson Pollock was a cunt He died as he lived: splattering about all over the joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:What makes my shit hang sideways is yanks of a certain age beginning a sentence with "Back in the States........" at every fucking subject brought up. Which means in their eyes it's either bigger, better, faster, higher than anywhere else on the face of this fucking planet. Jackson Pollock was a cunt What about fattest? They've got that category well covered too. Back in the UK, thanks to Frank, IKTC and Extremecunt, the subject of biggest fucking twat is more than adequately covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What makes my shit hang sideways is yanks of a certain age beginning a sentence with "Back in the States........" at every fucking subject brought up. Which means in their eyes it's either bigger, better, faster, higher than anywhere else on the face of this fucking planet. Jackson Pollock was a cunt Thats what happens when your brainwashed from the first day at school. At least they can hang their countries flag up without some lefty do gooding PC cunt telling them it will upset some fucking cunt or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Thats what happens when your brainwashed from the first day at school. At least they can hang their countries flag up without some lefty do gooding PC cunt telling them it will upset some fucking cunt or the other. "You're brainwashed" not "your brainwashed". Sort your grammar out you thick,dyslexic spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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