Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 I saw some programme last night with that fat-tongued savant Chris Packham. At one point some pug ugly woman was explaining in depth about some chimpanzees that had taken to pelting fuck-off big rocks at trees in the jungle. Some spunk-gargling 'Evolutionary Theologian' was sharing his views on the matter. Colour me stupid but if I were to erect twenty B&Q greenhouses in the middle of a dog egg and needle-strewn park in the middle of Moss Side, and left a pile of bricks nearby, do you think that the local chavs will 1) leave the sorry lot alone or 2) brick fuck out of the greenhouses? Do you need some cunt chimpanzee prodder to come along and hypothesise as to why chavs do this stupid mindless damage? Get a fucking grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 I blame climate change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: I blame climate change. I blame Tata Steely Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Is there any chance you could nom less often, but to a higher quality? Failing that, could you just stop altogether? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dregj Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 surely we've evolved past the need for god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, dregj said: surely we've evolved past the need for god God won't like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dregj Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 god can suck my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Is there any chance you could nom less often, but to a higher quality? Failing that, could you just stop altogether? Is there any chance you could breathe less often, ideally stopping altogether? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Is there any chance you could breathe less often, ideally stopping altogether? Careful, Bill might ask you 'how's life in the pits', I got asked this yesterday and have only just recovered, he's brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: God won't like this. He'll send his son to kick arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 8 hours ago, Judas said: Careful, Bill might ask you 'how's life in the pits', I got asked this yesterday and have only just recovered, he's brutal. Talke Pits is far, far worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 12 hours ago, dregj said: surely we've evolved past the need for god Fuck off. Stupid monkey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 God made the world in six days and took rest on the sabbath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 hours ago, Judas said: Careful, Bill might ask you 'how's life in the pits', I got asked this yesterday and have only just recovered, he's brutal. Look at the cretins who regularly like your work - Snatch, PunkApe and Pen. Its' a who's who of the Corner's biggest saps, drips and sniveling urchins. I'm pleased you've found your niche, but you're essentially one of the nerdy kids at school who played Warhammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Look at the cretins who regularly like your work - Snatch, PunkApe and Pen. Its' a who's who of the Corner's biggest saps, drips and sniveling urchins. I'm pleased you've found your niche, but you're essentially one of the nerdy kids at school who played Warhammer. Bill you're the corners biggest sap bar none, don't play yourself down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Look at the cretins who regularly like your work - Snatch, PunkApe and Pen. Its' a who's who of the Corner's biggest saps, drips and sniveling urchins. I'm pleased you've found your niche, but you're essentially one of the nerdy kids at school who played Warhammer. Snivelling urchin? You top the arse kissing leaderboard there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Snivelling urchin? You top the arse kissing leaderboard there. My position on the leaderboard is real, tangible, data-based. Your leaderboard is a figment of your limited imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: My position on the leaderboard is real, tangible, data-based. Your leaderboard is a figment of your limited imagination. You really do take this seriously don't you poor deluded twat. Someone said you need to get out more. Just getting out would be start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 19 hours ago, dregj said: god can suck my balls Are you gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: God made the world in six days and took rest on the sabbath. So he's responsible for Black Sabbath. Ozzy is a nutter, and a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Ozzy is a nutter, and a cunt. And proper rock needs more like him. Some of the current crop are vegetarian peaceniks who treat women as equals. FUCK!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Look at the cretins who regularly like your work - Snatch, PunkApe and Pen. Its' a who's who of the Corner's biggest saps, drips and sniveling urchins. I'm pleased you've found your niche, but you're essentially one of the nerdy kids at school who played Warhammer. What the fuck is Warhammer? 19 hours ago, dregj said: god can suck my balls 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Are you gay? God is all things to all men, in my case he is Heidi Klum and Heidi Montag at the same time... and he can suck my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 31 minutes ago, Snatch said: You really do take this seriously don't you poor deluded twat. Someone said you need to get out more. Just getting out would be start. You'd take yourself seriously too if you had the same burden of popularity I have. With a great number of likes comes great responsibility. I'm wary of describing myself as a forum figurehead, but others certainly do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: With a great number of likes comes great responsibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Spider-Man also thinks snatch is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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