Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 They don't wash They're not white They don't work for a living They never make their own ponds .. simply move into one that is already there They don't pay council tax They sometimes grow very large and move to swamps in Florida and eat people They never smile or tell jokes They never have names The don't carry any documentation They crap anywhere and don't use the rest room No Great Crested Newt would ever be allowed to be a member of my golf club ..... So why the fuck are they protected? .. cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Apart from florida I thought it was a ukip rant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: . They should get a job at the BBC with that level of protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 We are all God's children. Even newts have feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 They mostly come at night. Mostly. (Newt from Aliens) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: They don't wash They're not white They don't work for a living They never make their own ponds .. simply move into one that is already there They don't pay council tax They sometimes grow very large and move to swamps in Florida and eat people They never smile or tell jokes They never have names The don't carry any documentation They crap anywhere and don't use the rest room No Great Crested Newt would ever be allowed to be a member of my golf club ..... So why the fuck are they protected? .. cunts This is a trap, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Manky said: We are all God's children. No I am not, fuck off! Fucking stone age bollocks. We are made of atoms from exploding stars, provable fact, not written man made fiction and much more beautiful idea than vengeful yaweh the destroyer (Jewish, Christian and Muslim god), who made us to worship him according to religious freaks. Edited October 7, 2016 by Alfie Noakes bad punctuation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 ken livingstone likes them so yes, they are cunts. Pen.. bit fucking niche? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I am not, fuck off! Fucking stone age bollocks. We are made of atoms from exploding stars, provable fact, not written man made fiction and much more beautiful idea than vengeful yaweh the destroyer (Jewish, Christian and Muslim god), who made us to worship him according to religious freaks. We are stardust, we are golden. You old fucking hippy! Carl Sagan was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: We are stardust, we are golden. You old fucking hippy! Carl Sagan was a cunt. Yes but better to watch than Professor Brian dumb it down Cox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I am not, fuck off! Fucking stone age bollocks. We are made of atoms from exploding stars, provable fact, not written man made fiction and much more beautiful idea than vengeful yaweh the destroyer (Jewish, Christian and Muslim god), who made us to worship him according to religious freaks. The lord will forgive you for this, even though he knows you are a cunt. Made from bits of exploding stars? You have been watching too much Star Trek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yes but better to watch than Professor Brian dumb it down Cox. I don't think he's a real professor. He's taking the piss like that bloke in the wheelchair with the robot voice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: that bloke in the wheelchair with the robot voice. Drew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew? predictably bland. Put some fucking effort in FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Back on topic, our site of 7 new houses was I danger of not progressing when one morning a couple of hippy cunts with blue plastic gloves and test tubes informed us that if newts piss dna was found in a small pond at the back of the plots we would be stopped from building. I know they're are some low life human scum out there but when newts are higher in the pecking order than people I think the world is fucking fucked Fuck newts,they're usually pissed anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Newts are okay. Now if it were Great Crested GREBES we were on about - preening, posing, dandiprat bunch of avian cunts they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 50 minutes ago, neil298 said: Back on topic, our site of 7 new houses was I danger of not progressing when one morning a couple of hippy cunts with blue plastic gloves and test tubes informed us that if newts piss dna was found in a small pond at the back of the plots we would be stopped from building. I know they're are some low life human scum out there but when newts are higher in the pecking order than people I think the world is fucking fucked Fuck newts,they're usually pissed anyway Bucket of bleach or diesel into the pond that'll solve the problem of them scaley flipper footed cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 This nom cracks the whip on reptilian cuntery. Freeloading little cunts deserve to be meals for juvenile Burmese pythons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 11 hours ago, neil298 said: Back on topic, our site of 7 new houses was I danger of not progressing when one morning a couple of hippy cunts with blue plastic gloves and test tubes informed us that if newts piss dna was found in a small pond at the back of the plots we would be stopped from building. I know they're are some low life human scum out there but when newts are higher in the pecking order than people I think the world is fucking fucked Fuck newts,they're usually pissed anyway Did you ever manage to get your Tesco 2-berth tent setup? Nobody cares about your past or present, but I am concerned about your future. Hopefully that it won't last long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 18 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Did you ever manage to get your Tesco 2-berth tent setup? Nobody cares about your past or present, but I am concerned about your future. Hopefully that it won't last long. Bubba, Mate, that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 16 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Bubba, Mate, that was funny Some cunts are easily amused eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 37 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Did you ever manage to get your Tesco 2-berth tent setup? Nobody cares about your past or present, but I am concerned about your future. Hopefully that it won't last long. I take it back,I'd rather save the newts,you can fuck off back to the bog that you inhabit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: Some cunts are easily amused eh? Some cunts have all the wit of a fucking fermenting fish finger. Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 14 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They don't wash They're not white They don't work for a living They never make their own ponds .. simply move into one that is already there They don't pay council tax They sometimes grow very large and move to swamps in Florida and eat people They never smile or tell jokes They never have names The don't carry any documentation They crap anywhere and don't use the rest room No Great Crested Newt would ever be allowed to be a member of my golf club ..... So why the fuck are they protected? .. cunts Fucking newts. Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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