Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 20 minutes ago, Dai O'Rhea said: Ha Ha Bill, sounds as if you just found one of these fuckers in your late uncles loft and then got the arse up cos he wasted some of your inheritence money. Bloody hell, they haven't been trying to flog this shit for years and quite frankly I don't know how, as a seller you would make it from one end of the street to the other without getting a smack in the mooey for being a time wasting, privacy invading, tatt peddling, cheeky CUNT. I suppose these body odour minging wazzocks are now cold calling for PPI claims companies....Oh wait, I forgot, those cuntfaces have had their day as well! Nice One Dai....not a bad attempt at humour with just a tinge of ironic humour. Don't be put off by a few jeers from the cheap seats, you are always going to get that here......now have another go and this time ask somebody to help you with paragraphs, punctuation, spelling, humour, clarity,the english language and indeed breathing and blinking at the same time. Good Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm afraid its been a long day, and I simply can't summon up the strength to properly reply to the ramblings of yet another new, boring illiterate cunt. Perhaps someone with more inclination and patience will engage you, and try and piece together the disconnected fragments of your decaying mind. A quick scan sees you bounce between living in an attic, B.O., and payment protection insurance. I'm lost, quite frankly. Metaphorically lost in that pile of steaming shit. I'd love it if you quite literally got lost though. Preferably in the Australian outback or the Canadian wilderness. You utter, utter cretin. You seem to have summoned up a couple of prize fucksticks from the depths with this nom . Just so you know, you're responsible. What do you intend to do about these pair of brassy, thick cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dai O'Rhea Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: When your trousers are made out of sack cloth, it's hardly any loss. Obviously I'm disappointed that it didn't set you alight, but I hope that as a bonus prize you die imminently of lung cancer. Not so fast, I've only just started enjoying my fucking self on this board of utter low life fellow purveyors of cuntishness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Not the kind of action they were after anyway. A grown man leaping around in a shawl with it tucked between his legs. That would be preferable to stumbling upon Punkapes bedsit where he is re-enacting Jaime Gumb/Buffalo Bill's frontal scene stuffing is shit stick between his legs while in full make up and wearing a freshly dissected girl skin suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You seem to have summoned up a couple of prize fucksticks from the depths with this nom . Just so you know, you're responsible. What do you intend to do about these pair of brassy, thick cunts? The final aspects of the site sale are currently being processed, as soon as its done I'll post their IP addresses on Stormfront and say interracial couples live there. The negotiations have been long and protracted. Admin is trying to keep hold of some stock options, and intellectual property rights to Jazz's pictures and Punky's insults. I'm pretty sure I can close the deal by offering him a handjob though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 I can't believe there hasn't been a queue of premium offers to buy such an esteemed collection of cuntings, prose, philosophy, modern art and musical offerings, and comedy relief. The corner has it all AND Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Fucking dai o'reah more chris rea, on a really terrible shitty day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hope that as a bonus prize you die imminently of lung cancer. I think he likes you, Dai, he hopes you go imminently rather than suffer several years of lung-hacking agony that even morphine won't dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking dai o'reah more chris rea, on a really terrible shitty day. Are you sure you're not thinking of Gon O' Rheah? A lifelong companion of Spunkape, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Am I missing something, or is this nom a pile of utter fucking shit? Bill called it "a niche nom for the connoisseur" and its undoubted originality in a sea of repeat fucking bollocks is to be applauded. I'm sure now though, with hindsight, he wishes he had died before posting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Bill called it "a niche nom for the connoisseur" and its undoubted originality in a sea of repeat fucking bollocks is to be applauded. I'm sure now though, with hindsight, he wishes he had died before posting it. It's a HOT TOPIC according to the Gods of the Corner. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a HOT TOPIC according to the Gods of the Corner. Fuck off. It's a brilliant topic, it ranks alongside some other great topics like "people that use telephones" and "cunts that walk on the left" Well done Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: It's a brilliant topic, it ranks alongside some other great topics like "people that use telephones" and "cunts that walk on the left" Well done Billy Evening, IKTC. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Evening, IKTC. Fuck off. Hello minge face. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Evening, IKTC. Fuck off. 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: Hello minge face. Wanker. Alright, lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Alright, lads? Good evening. PS, Bollocks, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: It's a brilliant topic, it ranks alongside some other great topics like "people that use telephones" and "cunts that walk on the left" Well done Billy IKTC - IFHY, YFSFC. FOAD. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Just now, Ape said: IKTC - IFHY, YFSFC. FOAD. you cunt Ape...I was looking forward to IKTCs imput tonight....now he will spend all evening wracking his brains trying to decipher this.....you realise his head might explode as he gurns hideously with the effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: IKTC - IFHY, YFSFC. FOAD. I'm fluent in vitriolic acronyms, but I feel that you might be heavily overestimating IKTC's powers of intelligence and comprehension here, Apers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: IKTC - IFHY, YFSFC. FOAD. I don't fucking care what you think twat. I'm here and in good health. so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 @Drew P Pissflaps ..-. ..- -.-. -.- --- ..-. ..-. -.-. ..- -. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you cunt Ape...I was looking forward to IKTCs imput tonight....now he will spend all evening wracking his brains trying to decipher this.....you realise his head might explode as he gurns hideously with the effort. I managed to twist a putlog out tonight so I'm done gurning hideously for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I don't fucking care what you think twat. I'm here and in good health. so fuck off. Bricktop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Amazing, well done soft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm fluent in vitriolic acronyms, but I feel that you might be heavily overestimating IKTC's powers of intelligence and comprehension here, Apers. Fuck off. Twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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