Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: It is a bit of a shite nom though Panzerknacker Err......don't comment on it then, or better still, come up with something better (try and get a mis-spelt alcoholic beverage in it though - it'll keep Dung amused.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It is a bit of a shite nom though Panzerknacker Perhaps one day I'll nom at the same prolific high standards you regularly achieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fear not Billy, because If 'Carlesberg' did noms. they would probably be the shittest noms. in the world. (see what I did there?) Nice one Drew....HA HA Carlsberg, har har, if ..shittiest noms...probably.ha ha Good work but next time a laughter warning would be appropriate to avoid anybody cracking a rib from the excessive mirth generated by your outstanding wit and repartee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Err......don't comment on it then, or better still, come up with something better (try and get a mis-spelt alcoholic beverage in it though - it'll keep Dung amused.) Drew, please... Stay off my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck the Q7, it's fucking pointlessly huge. Undecided and still shopping, for what it's worth. Do you think I should be a Harley? I hear they can open many doors. Unlike a Harvey, which just walks into them. It's walls that Harvey walks into. I reckon a Dacia or a Ssangyong is more your thing. They're both cheap and classless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I reckon a Dacia or a Ssangyong is more your thing. They're both cheap and classless Drew, are you on your period? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: That may be true. Is Like Farm labour cheaper over there then? It's an absolute bargain. I've actually expanded into comment farming as well. Panzernacker is actually an algorithm learning machine who writes mostly utter drivel based on what other users post. He's the one who tipped this into "orange hot nom" territory. I've made sure he'll never pass the Turing test by hard coding him to be an illiterate fucking moron. I've been smoking too much soapbar and watching too much sci fi with Quincy so I got a bit paranoid he might become sentient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It's walls that Harvey walks into. I reckon a Dacia or a Ssangyong is more your thing. They're both cheap and classless Thanks for clearing that up, you thick cunt. What is it like to be even more despised than Ding? I'll ask Admin to remove your posts, it'll help make CC look much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew, are you on your period? Balls He had them removed years ago when he qualified for his disabled assistance benefits. Not much use if ones legs are atrophied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Thanks for clearing that up, you thick cunt. What is it like to be even more despised than Ding? I'll ask Admin to remove your posts, it'll help make CC look much better. It's ok, I purchased the site last week. I'll clear it up tonight over a few scotches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Thanks for clearing that up, you thick cunt. What is it like to be even more despised than Ding? It feels Lush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's ok, I purchased the site last week. I'll clear it up tonight over a few scotches. Splendid. How much for his IP address, a can of petrol and an alibi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's ok, I purchased the site last week. I'll clear it up tonight over a few scotches. Are you going to ban me Bill..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's an absolute bargain. I've actually expanded into comment farming as well. Panzernacker is actually an algorithm learning machine who writes mostly utter drivel based on what other users post. He's the one who tipped this into "orange hot nom" territory. I've made sure he'll never pass the Turing test by hard coding him to be an illiterate fucking moron. I've been smoking too much soapbar and watching too much sci fi with Quincy so I got a bit paranoid he might become sentient. bollocks...there is no way PanzerKracker is capable of learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: Are you going to ban me Bill..? I hate to break it to you TC, but you're also merely an artificial experiment, and a Kafka-esque fuck up of one at that. Your mind is an illusion, the ghost in the machine. I'm not going to ban you... I'm going to switch you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I hate to break it to you TC, but you're also merely an artificial experiment, and a Kafka-esque fuck up of one at that. Your mind is an illusion, the ghost in the machine. I'm not going to ban you... I'm going to switch you off. As long as i know where i stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 22 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I must admit I'm not entirely sure what the postcode lottery is. Judging by the adverts though, it's a game played exclusively by fat, ugly people from Essex and the North East. I also theorise they are the same people who believe things like; their mate has a system for roulette, pub fruit machines are games of skill, and horoscopes are accurate. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if ThunderCunt was one of the rare winners of the post code lottery. How else would the unemployable cretin be able to afford an Internet connection? I bet he's one of those gurning fucking idiots photographed outside a drab and forgettable terraced new build in Romsford, holding an oversized cheque, dreaming of all you can eat Pizza Hut buffets and Carlesberg Exports (posh tinnies as he calls them). Why are you having a go at my old pal fender? Think yourself lucky he's mellowed under his new monica. Time was he would have claw hammered your face off for less than that you shit dribbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Why are you having a go at my old pal fender? Think yourself lucky he's mellowed under his new monica. Time was he would have claw hammered your face off for less than that you shit dribbler. Gobbers,don't forget your talking to the sites top dog there. The poor disillusioned idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Why are you having a go at my old pal fender? Think yourself lucky he's mellowed under his new monica. Time was he would have claw hammered your face off for less than that you shit dribbler. I must correct you Gobby, I am not sure of TCs Wife's name but am pretty damn sure its not Monica...............In fact I don't think he is even married. Have you ever considered changing your name to Moniker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I must correct you Gobby, I am not sure of TCs Wife's name but am pretty damn sure its not Monica...............In fact I don't think he is even married. Have you ever considered changing your name to Moniker? Oops. I stand corrected Luke. I was reading about Monica the blow up doll at the time. Apparently she went missing recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 04/10/2016 at 5:47 PM, Bubba C said: I'll ask Admin to remove your posts, it'll help make CC look much better. You appear to have foreshadowed the demise of your own subsequent post. How ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You appear to have foreshadowed the demise of your own subsequent post. How ironic. Is Stamford, er, non, err, white(ish)...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Oops. I stand corrected Luke. I was reading about Monica the blow up doll at the time. Apparently she went missing recently. 'Monica the blow up doll' sounds like a beautiful suicide bomber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You appear to have foreshadowed the demise of your own subsequent post. How ironic. It was a hilarious post. Just a shame that humour is often a banned substance in these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is Stamford, er, non, err, white(ish)...? See what I mean @Cuntybaws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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