Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Golf's for irons. Time for your horse's nose bag. Do you use one yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt you will be opening a bottle of Back Tower later.... you look like you're enjoying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 No cunt for brains would want to get in your arse surfing club SpunkJunk, only the most depraved shit stabbers allowed. I dread to think what you bunch of arse surfers do with all those golf clubs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 At least while the resident golfing pervert is glued to his telly at stupid o'clock in the night, it will be safe for us Mancs to go out robbing without fear of getting bummed to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 I bet Punkape is feeling twelve kinds of cockmonkey after this morning's foursomes (That one works on so many levels - you're all welcome) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Poor old Spunky, he has spelt Ryder correctly, but in his minds eye he thinks its Rider. The sap has visions of a Mandingo packing wood like a babies arm clutching a grapefruit, and riding him like Seabiscuit. This weekend will be very disappointing I fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just heard those USA supporters yelling 'cheeseburger' when our players hit their shots??....'get in the hole' is still fucking turgid but yelling out for your 6th meal of the day really shows what a nation of fuckwits they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 17 hours ago, neil298 said: Just heard those USA supporters yelling 'cheeseburger' when our players hit their shots??....'get in the hole' is still fucking turgid but yelling out for your 6th meal of the day really shows what a nation of fuckwits they are I'll bet you had a tub of lard for breakfast before you put your makeup on you fat transgender cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you had a tub of lard for breakfast before you put your makeup on you fat transgender cunt. "Cheeseburger!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you had a tub of lard for breakfast before you put your makeup on you fat transgender cunt. I suspect you've shouted "Get in the hole!" on many occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 15 minutes ago, Uber Cunt said: I suspect you've shouted "Get in the hole!" on many occasions. I'll bet you've shouted "get in the oven" on many occasions you Nazi cunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 30 minutes ago, Uber Cunt said: I suspect you've shouted "Get in the hole!" on many occasions. I like your avatar Uberly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, mothra said: I like your avatar Uberly I've been offline - have you done any untermensch jokes yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you've shouted "get in the oven" on many occasions you Nazi cunt.... I did once have an extremely large pizza. It took a bit of coaxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been offline - have you done any untermensch jokes yet? You mean 'sofa' gags CB? Sofas and their cushion lackies in America, fuckin cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you've shouted "get in the oven" on many occasions you Nazi cunt.... I'm the only Nazi in the village Punkly. You won't find genocidal aktion in Cunty Pandy that hasn't got me at the dead centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 hours ago, mothra said: You mean 'sofa' gags CB? Sofas and their cushion lackies in America, fuckin cunts. Fucking Dermaptera. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking Dermaptera. Fuck those derms. Let's do it all in code just like the good old days of 'resettlement' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 On 30/09/2016 at 2:08 PM, Punkape said: Time for your horse's nose bag. Do you use one yourself? Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Berk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Oi, Punkape, you vile little toad - did you see the way those American cunts were taunting the Europeans? Fucking disgraceful behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 30/09/2016 at 2:02 PM, Punkape said: No doubt you will be opening a bottle of Back Tower later.... Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 02/10/2016 at 3:27 PM, Punkape said: I'll bet you had a tub of lard for breakfast before you put your makeup on you fat transgender cunt. You can be so hurtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 01/10/2016 at 10:17 PM, neil298 said: Just heard those USA supporters yelling 'cheeseburger' when our players hit their shots??....'get in the hole' is still fucking turgid but yelling out for your 6th meal of the day really shows what a nation of fuckwits they are Wasn't it a yank who said "Golf's a good walk spoilt"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 On 02/10/2016 at 3:59 PM, Uber Cunt said: I suspect you've shouted "Get in the hole!" on many occasions. He's also heard "It's in, it's in!!" a lot as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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