Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 We always have tea and cakes most days around five. Todays selection was Bakewell Tarts from the well known bakers of such dainties, The Lyons Company. Imagine my horror coupled with a deep sinking disappointment to find that they no longer put those little red glace cherries on the tarts. This is further proof of the decline of this great nation and the rise of the corporations over the common man. Bakewell tarts without the cherry, its a fucking abomination and I for one will not be favouring the Lyons company with my custom again.....the dastardly low penny pinching cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: We always tea and cakes most days around five. Todays selection was Bakewell Tarts from the well known bakers of such dainties, The Lyons Company. Imagine my horror coupled with a deep sinking disappointment to find that they no longer pu t those little red glace cherries on the tarts. This is further proof of the decline of this great nation and the rise of the corporations over the common man. Bakewell tarts without the cherry, its a fucking abomination and I for one will not be favouring the Lyons company with my custom again.....the dastardly low penny pinching cunts. Many the times they have sat down for tea and cakes in Aleppo over the last year and have experienced the same feelings. Bollocks to the bombs, where are the cherries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Those so called cherries made me gag as a kid and still do .Besides which , bakewell tarts ! What a fucking pleb ! Ditch the doilies and earl grey and get your gob outside an eccles cake or wigan kebab ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Cherries are for faggots , I pick em off. I'll send you mine if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 That fucking bastard Santa Claus eats several hundred of these in my house every Xmas Eve, the fat fucking cunt. I also have reason to believe he's an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 55 minutes ago, luke swarm said: We always tea and cakes most days around five. Todays selection was Bakewell Tarts from the well known bakers of such dainties, The Lyons Company. Imagine my horror coupled with a deep sinking disappointment to find that they no longer put those little red glace cherries on the tarts. This is further proof of the decline of this great nation and the rise of the corporations over the common man. Bakewell tarts without the cherry, its a fucking abomination and I for one will not be favouring the Lyons company with my custom again.....the dastardly low penny pinching cunts. Well it makes a change from the fairy cakes, you fucking poof. I bet you drink your tea from a cup and saucer with your little finger out. You might want to consider joining an exclusive golf club with this nasty habit you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: We always tea and cakes most days around five. Todays selection was Bakewell Tarts from the well known bakers of such dainties, The Lyons Company. Imagine my horror coupled with a deep sinking disappointment to find that they no longer put those little red glace cherries on the tarts. This is further proof of the decline of this great nation and the rise of the corporations over the common man. Bakewell tarts without the cherry, its a fucking abomination and I for one will not be favouring the Lyons company with my custom again.....the dastardly low penny pinching cunts. Christ....ready made, down market fucking Lyons cakes from a packet !! Doesn't your boyfriend watch Mary Berry and co and bake you a nice chocolate log to stuff up your arse...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well it makes a change from the fairy cakes, you fucking poof. I bet you drink your tea from a cup and saucer with your little finger out. You might want to consider joining an exclusive golf club with this nasty habit you have. We have only the finest gourmet tea at my club usually sourced from Jacksons of Piccadilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Luke, what the fuck is this load of tripe? Hang your head in shame you sweaty midland fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: We have only the finest gourmet tea at my club usually sourced from Jacksons of Picadilly. Fuck off you utter, utter fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Fuck off you utter, utter fucking prick. PG tips for you Ape (no pun intended) lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: PG tips for you Ape (no pun intended) lol Cunt - that was actually amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 as usual the cunts on here miss the point entirely.....there are the entirely predictable jibes and accusations of punkapeism (gayness) and suggestions of not being in touch with mans suffering throughout the world. You all miss the point, today its cherries missing on top of cupcakes, but where does this all end, its just the beginning you see. If we just take this small affront to all things decent then the bastards will just continue with the erosion of all that is honest and decent throughout this fine land. Is this what you cunts want....do you want to see walnut whips without the walnut, do you want to see wagon wheels reduced to the size of 50p pieces, kit kats reduced to just 3 fingers, the RAF reduced from 38000 to 22000, A pint reduced to 330ml, full fat milk no longer on sale.....fight back you cunts and stop this madness.........insist on your cherry...demand you cherry and settle for nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Luke, what the fuck is this load of tripe? Hang your head in shame you sweaty midland fucker. its the new thing Billy, there is altogether too much talk of road systems and associated traffic hardships on here lately...its about time cunts got back to the real issues that plague man...its currant as well (geddit) with the recent increased interest in all things baked, I say embrace it before you get left behind...look what happened to Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, luke swarm said: as usual the cunts on here miss the point entirely.....there are the entirely predictable jibes and accusations of punkapeism (gayness) and suggestions of not being in touch with mans suffering throughout the world. You all miss the point, today its cherries missing on top of cupcakes, but where does this all end, its just the beginning you see. If we just take this small affront to all things decent then the bastards will just continue with the erosion of all that is honest and decent throughout this fine land. Is this what you cunts want....do you want to see walnut whips without the walnut, do you want to see wagon wheels reduced to the size of 50p pieces, kit kats reduced to just 3 fingers, the RAF reduced from 38000 to 22000, A pint reduced to 330ml, full fat milk no longer on sale.....fight back you cunts and stop this madness.........insist on your cherry...demand you cherry and settle for nothing less. You have a point Luke swarm. Hopefully it will be the Muslim minus the beard or better yet the Muslim woman minus the beard next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: We always tea and cakes most days around five. Todays selection was Bakewell Tarts from the well known bakers of such dainties, The Lyons Company. Imagine my horror coupled with a deep sinking disappointment to find that they no longer put those little red glace cherries on the tarts. This is further proof of the decline of this great nation and the rise of the corporations over the common man. Bakewell tarts without the cherry, its a fucking abomination and I for one will not be favouring the Lyons company with my custom again.....the dastardly low penny pinching cunts. I see the problem here. Tell your care home to get them from a real purveyor of this particular delight; Mr Kipling. Fucking about with Lyons is for gays, just ask punky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I see the problem here. Tell your care home to get them from a real purveyor of this particular delight; Mr Kipling. Fucking about with Lyons is for gays, just ask punky Fortnums do a wonderful rich fruit cake.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Fortnums do a wonderful rich fruit cake.... Unless you have tastebuds up your arse then I don't know how you are qualified to comment on the quality of anything from 'Fortnums' you pole smoker. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 I was having tea the other day with John Williams at the Ritz, his team do a wonderful selection of pastries there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fortnums do a wonderful rich fruit cake.... I expect they do...are you saving up for one for Christmas....that's quite a lot of knobs for you to satisfy Pinky, Still if it makes you happy eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 A Fortnums cake maker... The best. Fuck you Swarm with your Lyons crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: A Fortnums cake maker... Is that what they call your bum hole at the Turkish bath house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 12 hours ago, luke swarm said: as usual the cunts on here miss the point entirely.....there are the entirely predictable jibes and accusations of punkapeism (gayness) and suggestions of not being in touch with mans suffering throughout the world. You all miss the point, today its cherries missing on top of cupcakes, but where does this all end, its just the beginning you see. If we just take this small affront to all things decent then the bastards will just continue with the erosion of all that is honest and decent throughout this fine land. Is this what you cunts want....do you want to see walnut whips without the walnut, do you want to see wagon wheels reduced to the size of 50p pieces, kit kats reduced to just 3 fingers, the RAF reduced from 38000 to 22000, A pint reduced to 330ml, full fat milk no longer on sale.....fight back you cunts and stop this madness.........insist on your cherry...demand you cherry and settle for nothing less. Forget it Lukers,it's over. The downhill slide started when they made Curly Wurlys smaller. There is no hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: Forget it Lukers,it's over. The downhill slide started when they made Curly Wurlys smaller. There is no hope. Gobbler's curly wurlys aren't any smaller, Frank told me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Gobbler's curly wurlys aren't any smaller, Frank told me Now I'm back, fatso gobbie is out shopping and celebrating this years oversized autumn/winter collection. Kitting herself up and stuffing her round face with cake as she goes. Who'd have thought the plump sugar puff-fannied two bob whore would fall for some old cunt like me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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