Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Real faggots from the "Black Country"....... Faggots..... whats all that white stuff over them Pinky.....looks like a special sauce donated by one of your customers. Bon appetite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you say that as if it was a bad thing...seems to be the minimal qualification to post on here recently. A shadow has fallen over the place. Spastics roam at will, imbeciles abound, and that lanky piece of wank-crust has returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: whats all that white stuff over them Pinky.....looks like a special sauce donated by one of your customers. Bon appetite. It's caul fat which is an external stomach protective membrane. An ideal casing for faggots. Do you and your civil partner eat faggots....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 17 hours ago, Extremecunt said: So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round , a complete mong! Only whistles the theme tune to EastEnders. What do you cunts think of my first nom ? How long did it take him to cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's caul fat which is an external stomach protective membrane. An ideal casing for faggots. you do seem quite the expert on protecting your internal organs from foreign object damage....but..would it not be easier just to give up your preference for Nigerian cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: Real faggots from the "Black Country"....... Faggots..... Looks like Quincy cockfingers prolapsed arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 37 minutes ago, Frank said: What is this, pea-pot? Idiot. Frank you cunt. Your unwelcome return has now dashed the amusing image that I've been harboring of you lying on a piss soaked hospital bed, while some under trained, barely literate NHS nurse from South Africa drags your decaying husk of a body around like an aids ravaged rag doll, that stupid fancy dress wig slipping from your dopey irradiated head, and with it, any semblance of hope of your final days being anything but excruciatingly painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: It's becoming clear that Extremecunt is at a level of stupidity and idiocy far beyond anything seen on here before. It's fascinating. I'm glad you find me fascinating! Get used to it cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: Frank you cunt. Your unwelcome return has now dashed the amusing image that I've been harboring of you lying on a piss soaked hospital bed, while some under trained, barely literate NHS nurse from South Africa drags your decaying husk of a body around like an aids ravaged rag doll, that stupid fancy dress wig slipping from your dopey irradiated head, and with it, any semblance of hope of your final days being anything but excruciatingly painful. Sure. In all seriousness, I should say that I am now wheelchair bound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Sure. In all seriousness, I should say that I am now wheelchair bound. Great...all you need now is an event for the next flid Oympics in Japan...... How about...."Wheelchair killing yourself with a chainsaw ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Great...all you need now is an event for the next flid Oympics in Japan...... How about...."Wheelchair killing yourself with a chainsaw ?" I am already in training for the 'pole vaulting in an iron lung' event. I am hopeful for a gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: Great...all you need now is an event for the next flid Oympics in Japan...... How about...."Wheelchair killing yourself with a chainsaw ?" I have one of those little skin tags Punkle. I reckon I could manage gobbing the matchstick (class 45) whilst being blown off by the Head Girl. It's only a demonstration sport at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Great...all you need now is an event for the next flid Oympics in Japan...... How about...."Wheelchair killing yourself with a chainsaw ?" Unarmed But Dangerous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 How Frank imagines his mobility scooter.. The reality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 I been up close to a few cunts that fart and are so flappy that they echo but I've never heard a cunt whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Unarmed But Dangerous. I thought flids could only get graded as high as blue belts or am I getting mixed up with badges? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 Is that Gary Glitter in the rearwards facing seat Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Is that Gary Glitter in the rearwards facing seat Ding? No, van't be, the bloke on the right is definately over 12... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: Real faggots from the "Black Country"....... Faggots..... Looks like your toilet pan on Sunday morning. Cum veined bellend shaped dumpettes. Whose the faggot now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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