PANZER MURPHY Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Those ads featuring one fat bastard and one mentally retarded fuckshite flogging shoddily constructed bits of tat have gone beyond annoying and are now in the cunt zone. .somthing has to be done. Violently Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 You could set fire to the wooden warehouses, try it, go on! Should go up like a candle. Cardinalsinisknackered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: You could set fire to the wooden warehouses, try it, go on! Should go up like a candle. Cardinalsinisknackered Unless the warehouse is fitted with a wick and filled with tallow, I should imagine it would go up more like a burning warehouse actually. The entertainment value would be enhanced if fatty and thicky were in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Ever since the Oxo family, advertisers have desperately been trying to replicate the long-running character model in the mistaken belief that anyone actually gets invested in such tedious cunts. Remember the Gold Blend couple? These Oak Furniture wankers would go straight in to my wood chipper - post-ironic, or what! Another set of cunts that need to terminated prematurely are the various abortions that populate the current Admiral Insurance adverts. They should be nailed into a Nissan Micra and dropped into a car crusher. Then set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Unless the warehouse is fitted with a wick and filled with tallow, I should imagine it would go up more like a burning warehouse actually. The entertainment value would be enhanced if fatty and thicky were in it. Fucking autocorrect, Roman fucking candle, must find my glasses, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Ever since the Oxo family, advertisers have desperately been trying to replicate the long-running character model in the mistaken belief that anyone actually gets invested in such tedious cunts. Remember the Gold Blend couple? These Oak Furniture wankers would go straight in to my wood chipper - post-ironic, or what! Another set of cunts that need to terminated prematurely are the various abortions that populate the current Admiral Insurance adverts. They should be nailed into a Nissan Micra and dropped into a car crusher. Then set on fire. Strutting Dave and his poofter builder mates should be fed through my minceing machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 The bird in the admiral ad would deffo see helmet before the spikey club though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Those ads featuring one fat bastard and one mentally retarded fuckshite flogging shoddily constructed bits of tat have gone beyond annoying and are now in the cunt zone. .somthing has to be done. Violently Panzerknacker A very good nom, but it misses the biggest cunt of all adverts, Money Supermarket. Com. A bigger bunch of nausea inducing fat arsed faggots I have never seen. They actually spank each other!. The latest ad. features a fat gutted black cunt mincing for all his worth. I would like to shove a water melon up his arse. If the marketing people think this is what makes you want the product then they are on some bad shit. Bill, enlighten us please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 I'm gonna knock... *donk* *donk* On wood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 13 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm gonna knock... *donk* *donk* On wood! Everybody hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 23/09/2016 at 1:33 PM, Cuntybaws said: Remember the Gold Blend couple? He looked like someone smacked his top lip with a brick. I wish I had smacked him with it. 17 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Think the bisto family are all dead or in jail or somthing. .fuk em Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 On 9/25/2016 at 6:31 PM, Panzerknacker said: Think the bisto family are all dead or in jail or somthing. .fuk em Panzerknacker I'm gonna knock... *donk* *donk* On Bisto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 I'm gonna knock... *donk* *donk* You out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 On 23/09/2016 at 0:42 PM, Panzerknacker said: Those ads featuring one fat bastard and one mentally retarded fuckshite flogging shoddily constructed bits of tat have gone beyond annoying and are now in the cunt zone. .somthing has to be done. Violently Panzerknacker Order yourself a nice cheap coffin from them, and use it well, you pathetic spastic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: I'm gonna knock... *donk* *donk* You out. You're going to knock one out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're going to knock one out? I'm trying to beat my P.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I'm trying to beat my P.B. You're trying to beat one more than none out? You're talking gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're trying to beat one more than none out? You're talking gibberish. I'd say that in the morning, compos mentis, you'd regret most, if not all of your posts this evening However, being a flickering beacon of idiocy, I'm sure you won't. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: I'd say that in the morning, compos mentis, you'd regret most, if not all of your posts this evening However, being a flickering beacon of idiocy, I'm sure you won't. Idiot. Compost mentalist yourself, you yodelling little Welsh gnome. If I were you, I'd kill myself, but first I would sort my own house out before slinging ungrounded criticism about in a bitchy, tetchy, girlish fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Compost mentalist yourself, you yodelling little Welsh gnome. If I were you, I'd kill myself, but first I would sort my own house out before slinging ungrounded criticism about in a bitchy, tetchy, girlish fashion. What is this shit, quince? I think it's probably time for you to log off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 14 hours ago, Bubba C said: What is this shit, quince? I think it's probably time for you to log off. I did log off just after. Sorry bubba, I'm a little tetchy after accidentally strimming my leg. Looks like a gory zebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Order yourself a nice cheap coffin from them, and use it well, you pathetic spastic cunt. Ya get out of the bed on the wrong side of the slum this morning quince old boy I'd say you can only dream of a coffin that will fit your corpulent frame ..when you finally shuffle off the mortal coil it'll be a halfords car cover body bag and a lift on a fireman's tarpaulin to the crem Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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