Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Presently got two of these cunts wandering around the area. One silly bint with three jack russels, usually two of them in the pram and one walking. Another one an old bag with a small collie type dog that she pushes around in a baby buggy. They need hosing down with acid as they are flea ridden .. the dogs seem fairly clean though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Being a dog lover I find it rather cute. Prams are mobility scooters for old and infirm doggies. Fleas are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Fleas are cunts. R.I.P Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: R.I.P Frank He'll be back. He's got more lives than top cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: He'll be back. He's got more lives than top cat. I had a dream about Frank .. the angels had granted him another 30 seconds of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 57 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I had a dream about Frank .. the angels had granted him another 30 seconds of life I find it a bit strange that an adult acts like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I find it a bit strange that an adult acts like that. Too right, dreaming about Fwank is very strange indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Being a dog lover I find it rather cute. Prams are mobility scooters for old and infirm doggies. Fleas are cunts. I'm limited to an iPhone and shit-grade wifi for the next couple of weeks so you may just have to imagine I've posted a picture of Herbert's dog, Jesse. (Luke, you can Google it if you like ;-) If Frank had a dog... ETA: hey, it worked. I must be almost as computer literate as Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm limited to an iPhone and shit-grade wifi for the next couple of weeks so you may just have to imagine I've posted a picture of Herbert's dog, Jesse. (Luke, you can Google it if you like ;-) If Frank had a dog... And dogs actually do get dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I had a dream about Frank .. the angels had granted him another 30 seconds of life I hope those 30 seconds were excruciatingly painful and laden with utter misery....like the rest of his sad existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I hope those 30 seconds were excruciatingly painful and laden with utter misery....like the rest of his sad existence. Are you sure you're describing Franks life, or ours when Frank is around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Are you sure you're describing Franks life, or ours when Frank is around? Frank only haunted these esteemed pages because misery loves company. He didn't care if he was making everybody fucking miserable, he reveled in it. Now he's dead, (I doubt it) the sun is shining, the fucking birds are chirping, and shitting on my shiny clean car, and Frank is still a demented fuckstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Frank only haunted these esteemed pages because misery loves company. He didn't care if he was making everybody fucking miserable, he reveled in it. Now he's dead, (I doubt it) the sun is shining, the fucking birds are chirping, and shitting on my shiny clean car, and Frank is still a demented fuckstick. One of the hottest and sunniest days of the year, I think the garden and some cold beers are a'calling me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: One of the hottest and sunniest days of the year, I think the garden and some cold beers are a'calling me... I was thinking something similar, but a pitcher of vodka martini's kept chilled in a bucket of ice, with a supply of pearl onions and a foot masseuse at the beckoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: One of the hottest and sunniest days of the year, I think the garden and some cold beers are a'calling me... So the beer is talking .. what is it calling you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: So the beer is talking .. what is it calling you? I haven't started on the beer yet.... just surviving on sunstroke at the moment, alcohol induced bollocks will start a bit later on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: And dogs actually do get dementia. We had a Ridgeback that got dementia. You really dont want a Ridgeback with dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 58 minutes ago, deebom said: We had a Ridgeback that got dementia. You really dont want a Ridgeback with dementia. Or a mother-in-law, they turn into rottweilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Or a mother-in-law, they turn into rottweilers. The mother-in-laws family get dementia. She's like a rottweiler with a wasps nest rammed up its arse, and she hasn't even got dementia yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 57 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The mother-in-laws family get dementia. She's like a rottweiler with a wasps nest rammed up its arse, and she hasn't even got dementia yet... It's hereditary, better start planning which home you're gonna stick Mrs Ding in. You won't want to deal with it on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 50 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: It's hereditary, better start planning which home you're gonna stick Mrs Ding in. You won't want to deal with it on a daily basis. What home? he's going to give her a driver license, and a scrap car with no brakes, and head her towards the cliffs of Dover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: What home? he's going to give her a driver license, and a scrap car with no brakes, and head her towards the cliffs of Dover. I'd just leave the front door unlocked in the hope the crazy bint wanders off on her own accord, and with a bit of luck she'll take her numerous shit "parcels" with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: What home? he's going to give her a driver license, and a scrap car with no brakes, and head her towards the cliffs of Dover. Cheeky fuck, that's what I drive!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Cheeky fuck, that's what I drive!! A good life insurance policy and letting her take a trip to the salon la' Coiffeur...and it's a new Range Rover for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 One of my dogs had an operation on his knee which meant he couldn't walk while convalescing...... hence taking him out for a roll in a dog pram. What else are you supposed to do, drag the poor little cunt along by his neck? FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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