Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you in the SAS ? Fuck off you knob. I am neither a trolley dolly or Scandinavian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: Are you recruiting for your YMCA tribute act? You are absolutely correct. What sort of twisted cunt tries grooming a 59 year old bloke. I hope he means it when he says I will never get in his club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: You are absolutely correct. What sort of twisted cunt tries grooming a 59 year old bloke. I hope he means it when he says I will never get in his club. I think you were in the Catering Corps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: I think you were in the Catering Corps... If you ever tasted my cooking then you would think you were correct. As it happens, you won't, so you won't and you are still a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 14 minutes ago, Manky said: If you ever tasted my cooking then you would think you were correct. As it happens, you won't, so you won't and you are still a cunt. I don't know, Manky, the dirty little cunt has probably gobbled your sausage on Canal street. Pair of fantasist queens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I don't know, Manky, the dirty little cunt has probably gobbled your sausage on Canal street. Pair of fantasist queens. It is quite obvious you have no idea what you are talking about you stupid sheep shagging Welsh twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: It is quite obvious you have no idea what you are talking about you stupid sheep shagging Welsh twat. So what were you doing in Northern Ireland ? Were you settling up the Belfast branch of the Terence Higgins trust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: So what were you doing in Northern Ireland ? Were you settling up the Belfast branch of the Terence Higgins trust? you ungrateful cunt....The trust has helped you through thick and thin and here you are, using it to gain a few cheap laughs. Be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 42 minutes ago, Manky said: It is quite obvious you have no idea what you are talking about you stupid sheep shagging Welsh twat. How many men have you killed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: How many men have you killed? I think the tally of the dead stands at 13 Yes it occurred in 1987 and was a direct result of using out of date mince in the lasagne at Catterick camp...an absolute massacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think the tally of the dead stands at 13 Yes it occurred in 1987 and was a direct result of using out of date mince in the lasagne at Catterick camp...an absolute massacre. And how many by AIDS? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: If you ever tasted my cooking then you would think you were correct. As it happens, you won't, so you won't and you are still a cunt. Manky, do you ever have flashbacks to 'Nam? Waking up in a cold sweat screaming at the horrors you inflicted on the troops with your Mancunian take on Cao Lau? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bubba C said: How many men have you killed? None. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Manky, do you ever have flashbacks to 'Nam? Waking up in a cold sweat screaming at the horrors you inflicted on the troops with your Mancunian take on Cao Lau? Nam was a picnic compared to a weekend in Manchester. Besides, you dont know, you weren't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: So what were you doing in Northern Ireland ? I was in the pubs for recreational purposes as a normal (?) member of the public. Nothing more, nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, Manky said: None. Fuck off. Not even by boring them to death? Surprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Not even by boring them to death? Surprising. I am renowned for my scintillating conversation, my incisive wit and excellent use of the English language. As you are renowned for being a fat twat, devoid of original thought and being a stupid Welsh sheep shagging cunt, treat your betters with some respect and kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: I am renowned for my scintillating conversation, my incisive wit and excellent use of the English language. As you are renowned for being a fat twat, devoid of original thought and being a stupid Welsh sheep shagging cunt, treat your betters with some respect and kill yourself. You're getting flustered. Calm down Manky, your war* is over. *Asda Black Friday sale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I think the tally of the dead stands at 13 Yes it occurred in 1987 and was a direct result of using out of date mince in the lasagne at Catterick camp...an absolute massacre. I made my name in the catering world by loading an automatic potato peeler with half a hundredweight of Granny Smiths finest spuds then going for a brew. When I returned, all that was left was a handful of pea sized potatoes. Marco Pierre Ramsay, eat your heart out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You're getting flustered. Calm down Manky, your war* is over. *Asda Black Friday sale My war with you will never be over. I have spackers to smite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Manky said: My war with you will never be over. I have spackers to smite. Unlikely. Going by your age and location, I predict (and pray) you'll be dead within 12 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: I made my name in the catering world by loading an automatic potato peeler with half a hundredweight of Granny Smiths finest spuds then going for a brew. When I returned, all that was left was a handful of pea sized potatoes. Marco Pierre Ramsay, eat your heart out. Ahh now I now you are making it up...you know as well as me that Granny Smiths never manufacture spuds.......they make carrots for that celebrity chef, oh whats his name, you know the chap from Padstow.......Heston Stein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 53 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Ahh now I now you are making it up...you know as well as me that Granny Smiths never manufacture spuds.......they make carrots for that celebrity chef, oh whats his name, you know the chap from Padstow.......Heston Stein. It is true. The shop we got the spuds from was owned by the Grannie of Mr. Smiths daughter. I know Heston Stein. He invented the Put Noddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: No. I use soap and like food. I don't decorate my bedroom with my shit. I bet you've had your back door decorated.... with man-gloss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet you've had your back door decorated.... with man-gloss. Bet I haven't. Despite being nearly 100% politically correct, I just can't shake off that trace of homophobia. Or sexism. Or xenophobia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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