Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Cowdenbeath 0 Inverness Thistle 0 Shove a thistle up your arse yah stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Shove a thistle up your arse yah stupid fucking cunt. He'd have to vacate the Aberdeen reserve team from it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Shove a thistle up your arse yah stupid fucking cunt. St Mirren 1 St Johnstone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: He'd have to vacate the Aberdeen reserve team from it first. He in all probability already has shoved a thistle up his arse, along with a bunch of stinging nettles and a Carolina Reaper. I bet his ringpiece looks like fucking roadkill with all the abuse he's subjected it to over the years, the ridiculous anally retentive shitkrieg that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: St Mirren 1 St Johnstone 1 Fucking pish you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Fucking pish you cunt. Alloa 0 Hibernian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 19 hours ago, Rick_B said: A mate of mine was a pub manager who lived in a flat above the pub. He said that before the smoking ban the pub smelt of cigarettes when he came down in the morning, afterwards it smelt of stale beer and sweat. Having said that I wouldn't want to go back to the days when you went for a couple of pints and came home smelling like a kipper. Just today our government has lost a court case in trying to abolish the partial smoking ban in cafes and bars. Cafes and bars are allowed to allocate a smoking space for smokers inside the premises where many of them have taken the piss by allocating more space for smokers than for non smokers, they found a loophole in the law and have taken full advantage of it. The smoking ban in the Netherlands reagarding cafes doesn't really exist, the local councils refuse to enforce it on the grounds of the cots of doing so and even non smokers see it as a breach of civil rights as does the courts. Like I said, I don;t smoke but I wouldn't piss on someone else's right to. The last time I looked it was a free country and it looks like the court sees it that way too. So the law has seen sense and we are saved from the stench of urine, sweat and stale beer in our cafes and bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 On 12/09/2016 at 9:11 PM, luke swarm said: I watched that Britains Hardest Pubs once and probably like a lot of people thought that it was incorrectly named......the title of that series should of course have been..........Britains Thickest Cunts in Pubs. Make no mistake about it- britains hardest pubs are, by a shit kicking country mile, in Belfast. I'm not sure why, but the IRA and the Uvf and the rest of those cum stains- they fucking love pubs- love them. At any one time, 90% of the IRA are in a pub, and if not it's because they're in a gay bar, also technically a pub. The gay IRA. The only cunts to put on weight on a hunger strike, on account of spunk being "gay kosher". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Make no mistake about it- britains hardest pubs are, by a shit kicking country mile, in Belfast. I'm not sure why, but the IRA and the Uvf and the rest of those cum stains- they fucking love pubs- love them. At any one time, 90% of the IRA are in a pub, and if not it's because they're in a gay bar, also technically a pub. The gay IRA. The only cunts to put on weight on a hunger strike, on account of spunk being "gay kosher". Some of them places looked like WW2 Maginot Line bunkers. I would imagine they would withstand bomb, bullet and 50Mt nukes. Paddy cladding for aesthetic effect seemed to be breeze blocks, barbed wire and corrugated iron. I concur with your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 27 minutes ago, Manky said: Some of them places looked like WW2 Maginot Line bunkers. I would imagine they would withstand bomb, bullet and 50Mt nukes. Paddy cladding for aesthetic effect seemed to be breeze blocks, barbed wire and corrugated iron. I concur with your post. Shockingly ominous looking shit holes, brimming with absolute cunts. In places like fucking Newry. What a shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shockingly ominous looking shit holes, brimming with absolute cunts. In places like fucking Newry. What a shit hole. I would used to have a few pints inside the segments in Belfast. Felt safer, (and probably was) than drinking in Manchester. For obvious reasons I avoided what might be deemed 'rough' areas. Smithwicks bitter, brewed by Guinness if I am not mistaken and Harp lager were all I remember. There were always some plastic cunts around but I never saw the real rough fuckers. Or if I did they were keeping off the radar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 36 minutes ago, Manky said: I would used to have a few pints inside the segments in Belfast. Felt safer, (and probably was) than drinking in Manchester. For obvious reasons I avoided what might be deemed 'rough' areas. Smithwicks bitter, brewed by Guinness if I am not mistaken and Harp lager were all I remember. There were always some plastic cunts around but I never saw the real rough fuckers. Or if I did they were keeping off the radar. Were you there with the Catering Corps ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 40 minutes ago, Manky said: I would used to have a few pints inside the segments in Belfast. Felt safer, (and probably was) than drinking in Manchester. For obvious reasons I avoided what might be deemed 'rough' areas. Smithwicks bitter, brewed by Guinness if I am not mistaken and Harp lager were all I remember. There were always some plastic cunts around but I never saw the real rough fuckers. Or if I did they were keeping off the radar. I cant be fucked with Belfast. Its ok now and all the rest of it, and is a good laugh, but there are still a fat fraction of the community that is a total cunt, with no help at all from anyone from other parts of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you there with the Catering Corps ? Mrs R, if dear punk and I do share an IP address, I would love to introduce myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I cant be fucked with Belfast. Its ok now and all the rest of it, and is a good laugh, but there are still a fat fraction of the community that is a total cunt, with no help at all from anyone from other parts of the world. Shhhh. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Shhhh. Idiot. I preferred it when you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you there with the Catering Corps ? No. I was there with a couple of mates. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 39 minutes ago, Manky said: No. I was there with a couple of mates. Dickhead. With the exception of a few golf courses there is no reason to go to NI. It's full of Protestant cunts and nutters as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 43 minutes ago, Manky said: No. I was there with a couple of mates. Dickhead. Were you in the H blocks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: With the exception of a few golf courses there is no reason to go to NI. It's full of Protestant cunts and nutters as well. I have no need or desire to go back. The one bonus may be that gay fantasy golfers are probably less prevalent than in Cheshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, Manky said: I have no need or desire to go back. The one bonus may be that gay fantasy golfers are probably less prevalent than in Cheshire Nobody goes to Northern Ireland..... what were you doing there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you in the H blocks ? No. I use soap and like food. I don't decorate my bedroom with my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Nobody goes to Northern Ireland..... what were you doing there ? The choice was there or Cheshire. No contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: The choice was there or Cheshire. No contest. Were you in the SAS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you in the SAS ? Are you recruiting for your YMCA tribute act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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