King Billy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: if you had to fuck an animal to save your life, but were allowed to choose which one... What would you choose? Fiona Bruce whether she agreed or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: if you had to fuck an animal to save your life, but were allowed to choose which one... What would you choose? A rat, no lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: if you had to fuck an animal to save your life, but were allowed to choose which one... What would you choose? Salam allekum! 3 chickens and a Labrador is the answer my friend. Would you like salad and chillie sauce on your doner kebab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Salam allekum! 3 chickens and a Labrador is the answer my friend. Would you like salad and chillie sauce on your doner kebab? That’s four you cheating cunt. Don’t be greedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: if you had to fuck an animal to save your life, but were allowed to choose which one... What would you choose? Eric Burdon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eric Burdon Eric ‘Cuntman’ Burdon. Please don’t let me be misunderstood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 Fox.........Emilia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Neil said: Fox.........Emilia Not Megan? Phwoar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Fiona Bruce whether she agreed or not. You spelt Steve wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Salam allekum! 3 chickens and a Labrador is the answer my friend. Would you like salad and chillie sauce on your doner kebab? I had a friend called Donna K Babb. I didn't really ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: if you had to fuck an animal to save your life, but were allowed to choose which one... What would you choose? I'd do you Ratty, whilst seductively reciting a list of names of infamous nazis. That's gonna present a major fucking quandary for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Fiona Bruce whether she agreed or not. Er.. I don't think you've quite got the idea of this William Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A rat, no lube FUCKIN SPLITTER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eric Burdon funniest thing you've EVER said Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: funniest thing you've EVER said Eric I'm the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 20 hours ago, Goober said: I'd do you Ratty, whilst seductively reciting a list of names of infamous nazis. That's gonna present a major fucking quandary for you. slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Er.. I don't think you've quite got the idea of this William She wants it bad. Anyone can see that. I might make her plead and then say no. Or yes. I’m not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 It's been a while since I called out these vermin, so watch out for people whose eyes are unnecessarily far apart. Naturally, they should be gassed immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 My Aunty Vi reckoned Valerie Singleton would have made a brilliant midwife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 6 hours ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi reckoned Valerie Singleton would have made a brilliant midwife From a Fairy Liquid bottle and sticky backed plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 6 hours ago, King Billy said: From a Fairy Liquid bottle and sticky backed plastic. that was part of Val's abortion kit you witless cretin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 27 minutes ago, ratcum said: that was part of Val's abortion kit you witless cretin 'Put that down Shep!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 41 minutes ago, ratcum said: that was part of Val's abortion kit you witless cretin “Shalom” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 21 hours ago, King Billy said: “Shalom” get the fuck off my thread gaylord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: get the fuck off my thread gaylord False face must hide what the false heart doth know, Ratty. I'm the Banquo to your Macbeth, did you see my shade at your table during my exile, admonishing you for your treachery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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