Guest judgetwi Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No I have not .. Have you? Crown green bowls? I’m talking about the Jack obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Crown green bowls? I’m talking about the Jack obviously. The jack contains a "bias" .. Did you know about the bias? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve seen that trick. They usually use ping pong balls but I suppose they wouldn’t touch the sides in your case. Have you thought about snooker balls? The only snooker ball I think about when the good lady P is stinking up the corner with the stench of stale piss and rooting fish guts, is one in a sock being smashed over "its" stupid fucking head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The only snooker ball I think about when the good lady P is stinking up the corner with the stench of stale piss and rooting fish guts, is one in a sock being smashed over "its" stupid fucking head '4737, Carlin, Sir' 🎶 don't go into the greenhouse, the greenhouse, the greenhouse🎵 Edited June 12, 2020 by Eric Cuntman SCUM, the musical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was a kid, I thought that Anita Harris looked like an Afghan Hound. So does that Beverly Crusher out of Star Trek. when I was a kid, I thought Jimmy Saville was a slimy perv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, ratcum said: when I was a kid, I thought Jimmy Saville was a slimy perv Good instincts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 I saw this on the BBC. Are you fuckin joking? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-53641244 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I saw this on the BBC. Are you fuckin joking? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-53641244 Fucking hell, smother those legs in Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habenero and you've got the makings of a Family Bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, smother those legs in Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habenero and you've got the makings of a Family Bucket. it's fuckin disgusting. These cunts may well have the confidence to go out in public, but if I'm sat with my cold meat cuts starter, I'm just going to throw up over it. It'll be another lives matter movement CB. What would you call it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 hours ago, ratcum said: I saw this on the BBC. Are you fuckin joking? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-53641244 The MSM love taking people's afflictions and illnesses and turning them into fucking freak shows. 'The man with half a head" or "The woman with a tree trunk for an arm". The worse one for me is "The man with the spindly legs, drainpipe trousers and the shit kitchen bin". Turned my stomach that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, smother those legs in Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habenero and you've got the makings of a Family Bucket. My immediate thought was that thing that got out of the bath in 'The Shining'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 hours ago, ratcum said: What would you call it? #BitchesLoveScars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 5 hours ago, ratcum said: I saw this on the BBC. Are you fuckin joking? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-53641244 Freddie Kruger's half sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The MSM love taking people's afflictions and illnesses and turning them into fucking freak shows. 'The man with half a head" or "The woman with a tree trunk for an arm". The worse one for me is "The man with the spindly legs, drainpipe trousers and the shit kitchen bin". Turned my stomach that one. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: #BitchesLoveScars GROSS OUT TO HELP OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 If a time machine gets made, someone should go back and sterilise all Blue Peter presenters as soon as they signed up for the show. It doesn't reconcile with the programme's original premise, to have them fucking and producing little bastards. I mean, Leslie Judd didn't even have tits. Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: #BitchesLoveScars #Frank'sLegsMatter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: If a time machine gets made, someone should go back and sterilise all Blue Peter presenters as soon as they signed up for the show. It doesn't reconcile with the programme's original premise, to have them fucking and producing little bastards. I mean, Leslie Judd didn't even have tits. Rat Hated that programme but fair play to John Noakes. Anyone fucking mad enough to scale Nelson's Column with no safety harness gets my respect. He was no snowflake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hated that programme but fair play to John Noakes. Anyone fucking mad enough to scale Nelson's Column with no safety harness gets my respect. He was no snowflake. I once made something that was shown on Blue Peter... A badly vandalised garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once made something that was shown on Blue Peter... A badly vandalised garden. Are you Les Ferdinand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Les Ferdinand? Dennis unwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: If a time machine gets made, someone should go back and sterilise all Blue Peter presenters as soon as they signed up for the show. It doesn't reconcile with the programme's original premise, to have them fucking and producing little bastards. I mean, Leslie Judd didn't even have tits. Rat Yes ratty but Anthia fucking Turner, a forearm fave for all times Pic tomorrow if you @ me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 14 hours ago, ratcum said: If a time machine gets made, someone should go back and sterilise all Blue Peter presenters as soon as they signed up for the show. It doesn't reconcile with the programme's original premise, to have them fucking and producing little bastards. I mean, Leslie Judd didn't even have tits. Rat Even at 60 I'd still rattle one up her bat cave rather than some shit brained millennial with a woke wookie fanny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even at 60 I'd still rattle one up her bat cave rather than some shit brained millennial with a woke wookie fanny I like that dead Irish one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I like that dead Irish one "Liked" surely? But with your hole digging skills, one can't be sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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