Miles Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY NETTLE https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48308497 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 US gymnast Katelyn Ohashi was told she looked like a pig. This is as hurtful as it is inaccurate. The only one that fits the bill is Peppa Pig, who is fictional and amorphous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: US gymnast Katelyn Ohashi was told she looked like a pig. This is as hurtful as it is inaccurate. The only one that fits the bill is Peppa Pig, who is fictional and amorphous. Katelyn Ohashi looks better in a leotard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Katelyn Ohashi looks better in a leotard. I googled her earlier. Quite a chunky little fuck-puppet. Nothing wrong with thighs that can pop your ears while you're mopping the rosebud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I googled her earlier. Quite a chunky little fuck-puppet. Nothing wrong with thighs that can pop your ears while you're mopping the rosebud. She's a gymnast, and a damned good one. Her athletic ability is second to none...but as you say, her thighs could put an Anaconda's constricting ability to shame....it's how I want to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Katelyn Ohashi looks better in a leotard. you'd look better in a leopard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 On 04/05/2019 at 14:36, Cuntybaws said: There's got to be a way to fit bear-baiting in there too, somehow. Put them on motorbikes, like in "Rollerball", and I for one would pay good fucking money to watch it. Yogi Lorenzo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: you'd look better in a leopard Too gaudy and garish for my liking. Compression spandex....that's the "in" thing I believe. As a cold weather base layer, and for keeping muscle tissue warm and invigorated, it can't be beat. If you have to spend a lot of time on your feet and legs, give it a go, you won't regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Too gaudy and garish for my liking. Compression spandex....that's the "in" thing I believe. As a cold weather base layer, and for keeping muscle tissue warm and invigorated, it can't be beat. If you have to spend a lot of time on your feet and legs, give it a go, you won't regret it. Ratty prefers clobber made from the skin of freshly dead jewesses. They rub the lotion on their skins or they get the gas again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: Ratty prefers clobber made from the skin of freshly dead jewesses. They rub the lotion on their skins or they get the gas again. I'm out of likes, Doc. The Buffalo Bill reference gets one when I'm reloaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Ratty prefers clobber made from the skin of freshly dead jewesses. They rub the lotion on their skins or they get the gas again. Fuckin lampshades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 Always on the look out for groups to gas, I think I've found rich vein of cuntishness in twats who wear sweatshirts with a wolf on them. What exactly is your connection with wolves then? Are we meant to think you live with wolves, study/save wolves, or are in fact a member of Canis lupus yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted May 30, 2019 Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2019 Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 On 04/05/2019 at 14:36, Cuntybaws said: There's got to be a way to fit bear-baiting in there too, somehow. Put them on motorbikes, like in "Rollerball", and I for one would pay good fucking money to watch it. Is that Wimbledon Dons Speedway ace Beary Briggs? Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Wimbledon Dons Speedway ace Beary Briggs? Sorry the get the fuck off my thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2019 Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, ratcum said: the get the fuck off my thread No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 23 hours ago, ratcum said: Always on the look out for groups to gas, I think I've found rich vein of cuntishness in twats who wear sweatshirts with a wolf on them. What exactly is your connection with wolves then? Are we meant to think you live with wolves, study/save wolves, or are in fact a member of Canis lupus yourself? The wolf fleece types, matching him and hers and the tyre cover on their 4x4. I investigated getting a set for mrs pecker and myself for a piss take Xmas present by they cost a fair few reich marks I can tell thee Zyclon B wank puffins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The wolf fleece types, matching him and hers and the tyre cover on their 4x4. I investigated getting a set for mrs pecker and myself for a piss take Xmas present by they cost a fair few reich marks I can tell thee Zyclon B wank puffins they must die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 On 30/05/2019 at 22:38, ratcum said: Always on the look out for groups to gas, I think I've found rich vein of cuntishness in twats who wear sweatshirts with a wolf on them. What exactly is your connection with wolves then? Are we meant to think you live with wolves, study/save wolves, or are in fact a member of Canis lupus yourself? Don't be so coy Ratty! I know you're hinting at the "Wolfsschanze – Wolf’s Lair – in Eastern Poland". Your guvnor nearly got blown to pieces there, as part of operation Valkyrie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 18 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Don't be so coy Ratty! I know you're hinting at the "Wolfsschanze – Wolf’s Lair – in Eastern Poland". Your guvnor nearly got blown to pieces there, as part of operation Valkyrie! East Prussia to me MC, but I appreciate the sentiment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 On 31/05/2019 at 23:00, Major Cunt said: Don't be so coy Ratty! I know you're hinting at the "Wolfsschanze – Wolf’s Lair – in Eastern Poland". Your guvnor nearly got blown to pieces there, as part of operation Valkyrie! Never mind all that shit MC, why is that dead nobody from Wank Island still in the news? Suicidal thoughts require a functioning cerebral cortex, so I'm questioning the validity of the reporting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 5, 2019 Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Never mind all that shit MC, why is that dead nobody from Wank Island still in the news? Suicidal thoughts require a functioning cerebral cortex, so I'm questioning the validity of the reporting. RatsMarshall I'm in full agreement with ya there mate! Your new Valium prescription is clearly working for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 5, 2019 Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 On 24/05/2019 at 18:35, DrCunt said: Ratty prefers clobber made from the skin of freshly dead jewesses. They rub the lotion on their skins or they get the gas again. Just gave that one the owed like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2019 Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just gave that one the owed like. You are about as interesting as a dishcloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 5, 2019 Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You are about as interesting as a dishcloth. You're as soppy as one. Aren't we both blessed. Fuck off. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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