camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 4 hours ago, ratcum said: Instead of the separate barbaric 'sports' of dog fighting and cock fighting, why not simply combine them? 'Dog cocking' would involve dogs strapped upright to little trolleys, with their peckers facing outward like a knight's lance. The trolleys would be radio controlled and the audience could strangle cockerels whilst watching. Much less stress for the animals and RSC approval to boot! Rat Go to Peterborough Town centre at chucking out time and you'll see plenty of cocks and dogs fighting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Go to Peterborough You can fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You can fuck right off. I like you Decs. You make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Go to Peterborough Town centre at chucking out time and you'll see plenty of cocks and dogs fighting. For the fine residents of Peterborough there's always Cock Dogging. Participants take their cockerel to a secluded carpark, where people who are not familiar with the bird, engage in lewd acts with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) Eilish McColgan. Look love, just like Damon Hill, Jacque Villeneuve, Ronnie Hitler etc, you'll never be as good as your mum. Just give it up eh? Edited May 9, 2019 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Chimps are superior to Royals in almost every way. They live in a hostile environment and receive no mandatory stipend from the public purse. I reckon they could get better 'A' levels than any of the Royals and would never choose to dress up as Hitler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, ratcum said: Chimps are superior to Royals in almost every way. They live in a hostile environment and receive no mandatory stipend from the public purse. I reckon they could get better 'A' levels than any of the Royals and would never choose to dress up as Hitler. If I had a chimp, I would dress it as Hitler. The salute could be adapted from the 'right turn Clyde' manoeuvre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I had a chimp, I would dress it as Hitler. The salute could be adapted from the 'right turn Clyde' manoeuvre. Still a favourite animal-Nazi coalition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Still a favourite animal-Nazi coalition. Bless. Stupid and in poor taste regarding some sensibilities, but the fact that public money was spent investigating and prosecuting the cunt is proof positive that the human race has reached the end of its usefulness. Rape and genocide, child abuse and random terrorist killings are seemingly now more acceptable than a playground joke about Nazis, or calling someone a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I had a chimp, I would dress it as Hitler. The salute could be adapted from the 'right turn Clyde' manoeuvre. If I had a Hitler, I would dress it as God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: If I had a Hitler, I would dress it as God Shut up you idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 8 hours ago, ratcum said: Chimps are superior to Royals in almost every way. They live in a hostile environment and receive no mandatory stipend from the public purse. I reckon they could get better 'A' levels than any of the Royals and would never choose to dress up as Hitler. Frau rat is a lucky girl to be wedded to such a forward thinker. 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bless. Stupid and in poor taste regarding some sensibilities, but the fact that public money was spent investigating and prosecuting the cunt is proof positive that the human race has reached the end of its usefulness. Rape and genocide, child abuse and random terrorist killings are seemingly now more acceptable than a playground joke about Nazis, or calling someone a poof. Steady on you cunt- you can't say poof anymore. Or chinky. Nig nog is ok though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Frau rat is a lucky girl to be wedded to such a forward thinker. Steady on you cunt- you can't say poof anymore. Or chinky. Nig nog is ok though The salad days of youth. Endless summers, jumpers for goalposts, Curly Wurlies were bigger... ..and Rajiv, the Pakistani kid at school didn't fucking well have you arrested for nicknaming him 'Ram-Jam'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The salad days of youth. Endless summers, jumpers for goalposts, Curly Wurlies were bigger... ..and Rajiv, the Pakistani kid at school didn't fucking well have you arrested for nicknaming him 'Ram-Jam'! Or Morph.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Steady on you cunt- you can't say poof anymore. Or chinky. Nig nog is ok though No, its not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No, its not. Ok for some. Not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 On 10/05/2019 at 18:23, Stubby Pecker said: Ok for some. Not for me. yo ma Maine coon blud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just listening to the British Men's 4 x 100 relay team being interviewed. One of them said: "We've got our own lane and will run fast." Insight that has eluded philosophers from Plato to Wittgenstein is alive and well in British Afletics (sic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 12 May 2019 at 17:58, ratcum said: yo ma Maine coon blud Da ist meine kleine ratzfehur I watched Stalingrad last night ratty, the subtitled one not the shite dumbed version. Brutal shit. Cross of Iron is up next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Da ist meine kleine ratzfehur I watched Stalingrad last night ratty, the subtitled one not the shite dumbed version. Brutal shit. Cross of Iron is up next Excellent choice Stubb. Try "Come and See". It's fuckin hysterical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 A Jew isn’t just for Christmas, he’s for......... oh shit, i’ve just fucked that up haven’t I ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 01:58, judgetwi said: A Jew isn’t just for Christmas, he’s for......... oh shit, i’ve just fucked that up haven’t I ? Fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 you all thought I was mad when I brought up the racist biscuits. Well check out the Bahlsen heiress in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 29 minutes ago, ratcum said: you all thought I was mad when I brought up the racist biscuits. Well check out the Bahlsen heiress in the news. I always had confidence in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: you all thought I was mad when I brought up the racist biscuits. Well check out the Bahlsen heiress in the news. This had a few sheepshaggers choking on their bourbons down under Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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