Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: 1900 school photo, aged 11. All the signs were there. Front row, far right.. ..murderer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: only by bumping off a few above him on the list The son of his father. What a gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: 1900 school photo, aged 11. All the signs were there. This is the Nuremberg trials. Mengele, must have given them all a shot of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 On 11/13/2018 at 5:09 PM, ratcum said: I reckon if parents were limited to one child, and in the case of scumbags, even less than that, the quality of parenting would go up. I'm a excellent parent and despise cunts who simply don't try hard enough Further to this, I see today that the Coombe family from Cornwall are moaning about having been rehoused several times by the council. Well maybe of you didn't have four children and a fuckin dog, things would be easier. Better still, if got a job and wasted less money on tattoos, you could pay the going rate and get something immediately. Sponging scroungers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Further to this, I see today that the Coombe family from Cornwall are moaning about having been rehoused several times by the council. Well maybe of you didn't have four children and a fuckin dog, things would be easier. Better still, if got a job and wasted less money on tattoos, you could pay the going rate and get something immediately. Sponging scroungers. They're both men! How did two chutney ferrets have four kids? You made this up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: Further to this, I see today that the Coombe family from Cornwall are moaning about having been rehoused several times by the council. Well maybe of you didn't have four children and a fuckin dog, things would be easier. Better still, if got a job and wasted less money on tattoos, you could pay the going rate and get something immediately. Sponging scroungers. Agree to a point, JT, but I also think you're not giving Mrs Coombe enough credit for modelling Herr herrcut (see what I etc) on Hitler's. And Mr Coombe is showing remarkable restraint considering he has modelled himself on a join the dots Neo-Nazi who's clearly bringing up three kids that aren't his (only one is sporting a set of Himmler goggles). His taste in soft furnishings is quite beige and suggests he shoplifts at Dunelm Mill, which shows a degree of consideration, since there's no chance of me running into the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, ratcum said: Further to this, I see today that the Coombe family from Cornwall are moaning about having been rehoused several times by the council. Well maybe of you didn't have four children and a fuckin dog, things would be easier. Better still, if got a job and wasted less money on tattoos, you could pay the going rate and get something immediately. Sponging scroungers. Its in Kernow so its not even in England .. foreign cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're both men! How did two chutney ferrets have four kids? You made this up! cunt the one on the left is a bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Agree to a point, JT, but I also think you're not giving Mrs Coombe enough credit for modelling Herr herrcut (see what I etc) on Hitler's. And Mr Coombe is showing remarkable restraint considering he has modelled himself on a join the dots Neo-Nazi who's clearly bringing up three kids that aren't his (only one is sporting a set of Himmler goggles). His taste in soft furnishings is quite beige and suggests he shoplifts at Dunelm Mill, which shows a degree of consideration, since there's no chance of me running into the cunt. burn the fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Its in Kernow so its not even in England .. foreign cunts. We're meant to think the kids are busy doing homework, when actually they're totting up the family's next benefits claim. The brain prolapse parents don't know how to do this of course. Send them to Paradise I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 This is beneath you Ratty, what the fuck's gotten into you? You'll be multi-quoting next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Further to this, I see today that the Coombe family from Cornwall are moaning about having been rehoused several times by the council. Well maybe of you didn't have four children and a fuckin dog, things would be easier. Better still, if got a job and wasted less money on tattoos, you could pay the going rate and get something immediately. Sponging scroungers. If there's ever a need, for Children in Need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 hours ago, ratcum said: burn the fuckers Judy and Frank, you mean? Couldn't agree more - pair of cunts. Now as how to punish the Coombe family, we need to defrost their microwave chips or something. Show them we mean business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Judy and Frank, you mean? Couldn't agree more - pair of cunts. Now as how to punish the Coombe family, we need to defrost their microwave chips or something. Show them we mean business. The missed opportunity, was by not housing them... In Grenfell Tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Judy and Frank, you mean? Couldn't agree more - pair of cunts. Now as how to punish the Coombe family, we need to defrost their microwave chips or something. Show them we mean business. Frank must indeed be destroyed. This site has tolerated the levantine dog and his international playboy fantasy world for long enough. He must be despatched to Rhyl, or some other cretin infested shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Nicholas Parsons is bigger than god. He should be president of the World and poster boy for FGM in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 When two of my holes merged recently, I fell to musing on the single void resulting from them. Is it truly a new hole born of the aforementioned binary fusion? or did one of the former holes absorb its lesser kin, therefore living on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: When two of my holes merged recently, I fell to musing on the single void resulting from them. Is it truly a new hole born of the aforementioned binary fusion? or did one of the former holes absorb its lesser kin, therefore living on? If you've recently visited thailand ratty, the chances are you sipped on a spiked drink, woke up in what passes for a hospital there, and are now the proud owner of a meat and two vag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 12 hours ago, ratcum said: When two of my holes merged recently, I fell to musing on the single void resulting from them. Is it truly a new hole born of the aforementioned binary fusion? or did one of the former holes absorb its lesser kin, therefore living on? You're a better man than I Gunga Din to be digging into sodden ground in this weather ratty- but never mind that shit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 12/3/2018 at 10:12 PM, scotty said: If you've recently visited thailand ratty, the chances are you sipped on a spiked drink, woke up in what passes for a hospital there, and are now the proud owner of a meat and two vag. I drove through Rhyl during the summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're a better man than I Gunga Din to be digging into sodden ground in this weather ratty- but never mind that shit..... embrace the philosophy of holes Shrubber and you'll never look back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, ratcum said: embrace the philosophy of holes Shrubber and you'll never look back This 2 into 1 malarkey has given me an idea Ratty. We need to dig tunnels linking your holes together. This will speed up the process of deepening and bilge pumping by removing the need for repetitive ladder action. And I've seen all the bits out of the great escape with Charles Bronson in, so it should be a doddle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: embrace the philosophy of holes Shrubber and you'll never look back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This 2 into 1 malarkey has given me an idea Ratty. We need to dig tunnels linking your holes together. This will speed up the process of deepening and bilge pumping by removing the need for repetitive ladder action. And I've seen all the bits out of the great escape with Charles Bronson in, so it should be a doddle! Lemmy bless you Authoritah. An alliance of holes eh? So long as we don't drift into trenches, which are simply common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: a slit in lieu of a round hole eh? You clever bastard Slubbo. Let's open a bait shop on Prestatyn beach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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