camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: The BBC are reporting the death of the Leicester City Chairman as the tragic end of a fairy tale. Well, the death of everyone in the crash is tragic, but I fail to see a rich foreign business man bankrolling his plaything as anything even approaching a fairy tale. Had the trophy winning side been made up entirely of Leicester lads from the youth squad and other local clubs, that would indeed be a magical story. Wasn't Reg Varney their top goalscorer? That's a fucking miracle seeing he's got to Be in his 90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: He truly is a cunt, Baws. He proved that beyond any reasonable doubt last night, as he quipped his way through 'revealing' news about the holocaust, as if he was shedding some light about it's existence. "It must have been dreadful,' he announced to a survivor... "was it truly that shocking?" he added more salt to the wounded Yid. "this, is where a Doctor called Mengele, supposedly picked kids to experiment on," was another of his outstanding revelations," whilst he tried to imagine a locomotive fully laden with combustible cargo.... If he doesn't receive TV Award of the Year under the newcomer section, then I'm switching to Freeview. I didn't actually watch any of it, you understand, for reasons you've made abundantly clear above. Next week: "The Cambodian Genocide With Paul Chuckle". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I didn't actually watch any of it, you understand, for reasons you've made abundantly clear above. Next week: "The Cambodian Genocide With Paul Chuckle". I wont be watching that. I'm afraid that it clashes with 'The Peruvian Massacre with Bette Lynch' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 I see racist, hinge loving piece of dogshit, Arron Banks is in the news again. As if his Christian name wasn't shifty enough, his surname is the personification of dishonesty. I'd boil his nob and feet it to my dogs, if it wasn't for the fact it would poison them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 10/30/2018 at 12:53 PM, Cuntybaws said: I didn't actually watch any of it, you understand, for reasons you've made abundantly clear above. Next week: "The Cambodian Genocide With Paul Chuckle". Let's call him Paul Pot and be done with it CB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 8:20 PM, ratcum said: Let's call him Paul Pot and be done with it CB Did he win Pop Idol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Did he win Pop Idol? ..probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/5/2018 at 10:05 PM, ratcum said: ..probably Can you name any other winners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: Can you name any other winners? Cunt 1; Cunt 2; Cunt 3 A homologous series of quims Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: Cunt 1; Cunt 2; Cunt 3 A homologous series of quims Thank you for your expert knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 According to the BBC website, YouTubers Erica Costell and Jake Paul have broken up. If ever I gave less than no tiny fuck about anything, it must be this. Who are they, what is a YouTuber and why is my licence fee being spent on such bland dross? I can see me teaming up with @judgetwi Jewdy on this one, as he has enough anger for both of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: what is a YouTuber Based on the evidence of a quick Google image search, it appears to be some kind of potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Based on the evidence of a quick Google image search, it appears to be some kind of potato. Of course! A new famine for the bogtrotters! Thanks CB, you old loin tasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Based on the evidence of a quick Google image search, it appears to be some kind of potato. You had to mention root vegetables didn't you.. .. Now we have months of radish avatars and stark warnings on the evils of Chinese Mooli. We may have to distract him with banana Nesquik to bring him out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We may have to distract him with banana Nesquik to bring him out of it. On a semi-related note, I don't mind actual bananas, but I absolutely detest banana-flavoured things. I'd rather slurp the cum out of Punkape's arse than eat banoffee pie. Fuck esters and, obviously enough on any @ratcum thread, fuck Esthers too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On a semi-related note, I don't mind actual bananas, but I absolutely detest banana-flavoured things. I'd rather slurp the cum out of Punkape's arse than eat banoffee pie. Fuck esters and, obviously enough on any @ratcum thread, fuck Esthers too. You eat fruit? You're not Scottish, you fucking charlatan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You eat fruit? You're not Scottish, you fucking charlatan. Deep fry it and the cunt'll eat anything- even a carrot hanging out of Jess Phillips bat cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On a semi-related note, I don't mind actual bananas, but I absolutely detest banana-flavoured things. I'd rather slurp the cum out of Punkape's arse than eat banoffee pie. Fuck esters and, obviously enough on any @ratcum thread, fuck Esthers too. death to all soft furnishings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: death to all soft furnishings! Sofa, so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 I reckon if parents were limited to one child, and in the case of scumbags, even less than that, the quality of parenting would go up. I'm a excellent parent and despise cunts who simply don't try hard enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I reckon if parents were limited to one child, and in the case of scumbags, even less than that, the quality of parenting would go up. I'm a excellent parent and despise cunts who simply don't try hard enough Agreed Ratty. By the way, did little Adolf get into the Prep. School of your choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Agreed Ratty. By the way, did little Adolf get into the Prep. School of your choice? 1900 school photo, aged 11. All the signs were there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: 1900 school photo, aged 11. All the signs were there. The one on the left looks Jewish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Agreed Ratty. By the way, did little Adolf get into the Prep. School of your choice? only by bumping off a few above him on the list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The one on the left looks Jewish. I'm guess you know this by the hilarious handed down withers family tale, of when your ancestors shopped a dozen hook nosed cunts to Gestapo back in the 40s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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