ratcum Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: It's a sign from God Ratty. "She who art blessed by stubby appendage shall for a time, roam the face of the Earth as a divine messenger, her ministry, shall herald the arrival of Valdez." Corinthians. Chapter 48, verse 19. I knew it! Fuckin knew it! One arm bandits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: I knew it! Fuckin knew it! One arm bandits Valdez is coming, but El Segundo is waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: but El Segundo is waiting. Along with his son, El Tercero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Valdez is coming, but El Segundo is waiting. Driving an Audi Quattro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: Driving an Audi Quattro Authoritah, he say Qualitah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 I've just realised, and this really is a breakthrough..... the whole world is bipolar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 On 26 September 2017 at 8:46 PM, ratcum said: I've just realised, and this really is a breakthrough..... the whole world is bipolar Here one for you Heydrich, imagine picking up a gothic horror classic by Mary Shelley and instead of reading Frankenstein's monster you got franks lobster! Instead of a hulking flat topped creature you'd have a baldy creature with spindly legs, like its creator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Here one for you Heydrich, imagine picking up a gothic horror classic by Mary Shelley and instead of reading Frankenstein's monster you got franks lobster! Instead of a hulking flat topped creature you'd have a baldy creature with spindly legs, like its creator you can call me Reinhard love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you can call me Reinhard love From what I've read he really was a cunt a natural successor to adolf. If things had turned out differently Europe would have been a very sparsely populated place under him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: From what I've read he really was a cunt a natural successor to adolf. If things had turned out differently Europe would have been a very sparsely populated place under him Sounds ok to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Honda Goldwing riders, especially the ones with what look like a load of vanity cases fitted to the bike. Why don't you just attach 2 wheels to your fuckin house and be done with it? By the way, why are you all fuckin midgets? fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Snatch said: Sounds ok to me. 2.5 ratten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Looks like Hamilton may see off the cheating Nazi this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 So Woody Allen is sad for fellow degenerate cushion Harvey Weinstein is he? So Harvs should have stuck to fucking his children's immigrant nanny like you did eh? Or maybe just be content to sodomise 13 year old girls like old pal Polanski eh? FUCKIN CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: So Woody Allen is sad for fellow degenerate cushion Harvey Weinstein is he? "Sad" is the only look the walking stereotype has. You'd really think he'd have hung himself by now, if rope wasn't so expensive. Here's a 2-for-1 for the Shyster Gallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Sad" is the only look the walking stereotype has. You'd really think he'd have hung himself by now, if rope wasn't so expensive. Here's a 2-for-1 for the Shyster Gallery. I love a bargain CB. Probably some cunts in the background that could be thrown in for ballast. Not that earwigs control Hollywood or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love a bargain CB. Probably some cunts in the background that could be thrown in for ballast. Not that earwigs control Hollywood or anything When Spielberg goes down he'll go down hard, which is no more than he deserves for Schindler's List. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: So Woody Allen is sad for fellow degenerate cushion Harvey Weinstein is he? So Harvs should have stuck to fucking his children's immigrant nanny like you did eh? Or maybe just be content to sodomise 13 year old girls like old pal Polanski eh? FUCKIN CUNTS I wonder what the beyond beautiful ex model fashion designer saw in the toad faced rape obsessed, blubber bellied gutbucket of a multi millionaire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 Remember we mustn't tell Roadkill the result of the Mexican Grand Prix, otherwise he'll work out Hamilton's World Champion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 imagine if you walked into a bar and instead of a Bucks Fizz the bar woman thought you asked for a fuck'n piss? What's more, the little cutey actually served it to you!!! Chitto larks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Time was when you could fall in the Thames and were almost guaranteed to get the plague or typhoid. Fast forward to the late 19th Century and a dip at Putney Bridge would see your skin dissolve before your very eyes. Unwanted children could be dipped like lollies in a volcano and the little bastards never burdened you again Bombs and doodlebugs turn hundreds of swimming cockney scum into jellied eels in the 1940s A hardcore river to really show foreigners what Britain could create; a slurry of liquid ghoul to be proud of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: Time was when you could fall in the Thames and were almost guaranteed to get the plague or typhoid. Fast forward to the late 19th Century and a dip at Putney Bridge would see your skin dissolve before your very eyes. Unwanted children could be dipped like lollies in a volcano and the little bastards never burdened you again Bombs and doodlebugs turn hundreds of swimming cockney scum into jellied eels in the 1940s A hardcore river to really show foreigners what Britain could create; a slurry of liquid ghoul to be proud of. Fascinating..... Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 43 minutes ago, ratcum said: Time was when you could fall in the Thames and were almost guaranteed to get the plague or typhoid. Fast forward to the late 19th Century and a dip at Putney Bridge would see your skin dissolve before your very eyes. Unwanted children could be dipped like lollies in a volcano and the little bastards never burdened you again Bombs and doodlebugs turn hundreds of swimming cockney scum into jellied eels in the 1940s A hardcore river to really show foreigners what Britain could create; a slurry of liquid ghoul to be proud of. Wasn't "Slurry of Liquid Ghoul" a Nigella recipe? Or might have been Delia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 46 minutes ago, ratcum said: Time was when you could fall in the Thames and were almost guaranteed to get the plague or typhoid. Fast forward to the late 19th Century and a dip at Putney Bridge would see your skin dissolve before your very eyes. Unwanted children could be dipped like lollies in a volcano and the little bastards never burdened you again Bombs and doodlebugs turn hundreds of swimming cockney scum into jellied eels in the 1940s A hardcore river to really show foreigners what Britain could create; a slurry of liquid ghoul to be proud of. You seem to be obsessed with a river. A fucking river! What, in the name of fuck, is going on in your strange, acid trip mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 52 minutes ago, ratcum said: Time was when you could fall in the Thames and were almost guaranteed to get the plague or typhoid. Fast forward to the late 19th Century and a dip at Putney Bridge would see your skin dissolve before your very eyes. Unwanted children could be dipped like lollies in a volcano and the little bastards never burdened you again Bombs and doodlebugs turn hundreds of swimming cockney scum into jellied eels in the 1940s A hardcore river to really show foreigners what Britain could create; a slurry of liquid ghoul to be proud of. What are your thoughts on The Thames & Severn Canal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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