Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Imagine if you said "what larks" and someone stuffed a dozen Alauda arvensis up your jacksie. Raucous revelry and riotous avian tomfoolery would certainly be the order of the day Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If the Hun had launched Barbarossa a month earlier and hitler listened to his generals, they could have knocked the soviets out of the war and the world would be very different place indeed. Hows Charlottesville? a few lesbians and earwigs can't stop us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Teachers abusing pupils = bad. Teachers abusing the children of toffs/Tory voters at a posh fee paying school = bad + schadenfreude Discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: Teachers abusing pupils = bad. Teachers abusing the children of toffs/Tory voters at a posh fee paying school = bad + schadenfreude Discuss As schadenfreude is deriving pleasure from misfortune, surely getting off on the offspring of the rich is deriving pleasure from some cunts substantial fortune? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As schadenfreude is deriving pleasure from misfortune, surely getting off on the offspring of the rich is deriving pleasure from some cunts substantial fortune? wise words Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 28 minutes ago, ratcum said: wise words Authoritah It goes to show that these rich cunts aren't necessarily that smart. Paying large sums of cash to have their kids fiddled with, when they could enrol them at a catholic School and recieve the service at the taxpayers expense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It goes to show that these rich cunts aren't necessarily that smart. Paying large sums of cash to have their kids fiddled with, when they could enrol them at a catholic School and recieve the service at the taxpayers expense. Eric, I thought better of you. Trying to goad Punkers in such a cheap manner is surely beneath a man of your calibre. By the way, it's ' i before e except after c ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, I thought better of you. Trying to goad Punkers in such a cheap manner is surely beneath a man of your calibre. By the way, it's ' i before e except after c ' Fucking hell. Macron's suppository doth returneth. There goes the arrondissement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, I thought better of you. Trying to goad Punkers in such a cheap manner is surely beneath a man of your calibre. By the way, it's ' i before e except after c ' Haven't you heard, Punkape has been replaced by an understudy, armed with a few key words and phrases. Not really up to scratch though. I haven't been called an Oik for weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Imagine if you got Heimlich and hymen mixed up? Some poor cunt's choking on a fish bone and you start messing about with their plipply salt gills!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you got Heimlich and hymen mixed up? Some poor cunt's choking on a fish bone and you start messing about with their plipply salt gills!! Never mind that Ratty. Imagine if you got mixed up between Heimlich and Heinrich, instead of removing a lump of lamb jalfrezi from someone's oesophagus, you could end up in Poland committing genocide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that Ratty. Imagine if you got mixed up between Heimlich and Heinrich, instead of removing a lump of lamb jalfrezi from someone's oesophagus, you could end up in Poland committing genocide. all's well that ends well I suppose Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 On 23/08/2017 at 7:11 PM, Witheredscrote said: Eric, I thought better of you. Trying to goad Punkers in such a cheap manner is surely beneath a man of your calibre. By the way, it's ' i before e except after c ' No it isn't. There almost as many English words where it is the other way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 13 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No it isn't. There almost as many English words where it is the other way round. As in science. Which isn't used here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: As in science. Which isn't used here. I can't be arsed with the statistics but it was an English professor that told me the i before e thing was a load of twaddle as he put it. Caffeine, seize, weird, reign, heifer and vein are examples that don't fit the mnemonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I can't be arsed with the statistics but it was an English professor that told me the i before e thing was a load of twaddle as he put it. Caffeine, seize, weird, reign, heifer and vein are examples that don't fit the mnemonic. Just like the 3 R's. Reading Writing and Arithmetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 21 minutes ago, Snatch said: Just like the 3 R's. Reading Writing and Arithmetic. Punker's likes his "Rs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 On 26/08/2017 at 5:59 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that Ratty. Imagine if you got mixed up between Heimlich and Heinrich, instead of removing a lump of lamb jalfrezi from someone's oesophagus, you could end up in Poland committing genocide. Hitler was a very bad payer and always seriously in debt .. as he said to Heinrich Himmler .. "I need a final solution, I want you to get rid of these dues once and for all". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Earlier today Frau Rat said “we’re out of figs” and I retorted “I don’t give a monkeys”. I don’t think either of us realised at the time just how clever I’d been. It was only later that the many layered, multifaceted nuance of the thing left us both agog. Bastards on here enjoy my regular ejaculations for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Earlier today Frau Rat said “we’re out of figs” and I retorted “I don’t give a monkeys”. I don’t think either of us realised at the time just how clever I’d been. It was only later that the many layered, multifaceted nuance of the thing left us both agog. Bastards on here enjoy my regular ejaculations for nothing. That would have been just as funny if it had been bananas rather than figs. Or would it? It's apples and oranges really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That would have been just as funny if it had been bananas rather than figs. Or would it? It's apples and oranges really. We've got loads of bananas CB, but no horses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 19 hours ago, ratcum said: We've got loads of bananas CB, but no horses I have always found the Latin name for a black rat funny. rattus rattus. Care to explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Spanky said: I have always found the Latin name for a black rat funny. rattus rattus. Care to explain? It's an example in biological classification called 'type species' where one species within a genus has all the classic attributes. Others species will have some of these but not a full set. They are therefore in the same Genus as Rattus rattus but a different species in their own right. Thus Rattus rattus is a rat's rat and Rattus norvegicus is an also ran. Gorilla gorilla is my fave. Frank is Turdus turdus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Imagine if you got Kuala Lumpur mixed up with a Koala Lumper? You'd be off on your hols to shoot a load of annoying marsupials and before you knew it 7 million bastard Malaysians would try to sell you flip flops. Larks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 11 hours ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you got Kuala Lumpur mixed up with a Koala Lumper? You'd be off on your hols to shoot a load of annoying marsupials and before you knew it 7 million bastard Malaysians would try to sell you flip flops. Larks Japes aplenty. But imagine what may transpire if you believed that a 'Sierra Leone' was a limited edition, classic Ford. You turn up to purchase it and instead of a well preserved 80s motor car, you find yourself presiding over a war torn region full of Africans trying to kill each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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