Guest JackoTC Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Eddie said: Fuck them, you're the best on here. I hope...I really fucking hope, that you wrote this before you saw I was back ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 RAT TOP TIP: carry some concentrated sodium hydroxide with you at all times. If one of these acid attack Johnnies comes up to you, neutralise his arse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: RAT TOP TIP: carry some concentrated sodium hydroxide with you at all times. If one of these acid attack Johnnies comes up to you, neutralise his arse!! Wrong. Sodium Hydroxide would increase the heat from the chemical reaction and take longer than simply flushing the area with water. Don't believe everything you see in Fight Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Dr. Quim said: Wrong. Sodium Hydroxide would increase the heat from the chemical reaction and take longer than simply flushing the area with water. Don't believe everything you see in Fight Club. fuck off you boring little tit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: fuck off you boring little tit In fact, in your case, use the sodium hydroxide. Use all of it. Drink it, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Dr. Quim said: In fact, in your case, use the sodium hydroxide. Use all of it. Drink it, in fact. Dr quince is right. I have conc HCL and sodium hydroxide at work and never the twain shall meet-a bit like punkers cock and balls and some beef curtains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'm disappointed to see Boots will start selling their EASY SLUT PILLS at a lower price. It will only encourage the spread of chlamydia and other socially ambitious microorganisms. VOTE RAT X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 12 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm disappointed to see Boots will start selling their EASY SLUT PILLS at a lower price. It will only encourage the spread of chlamydia and other socially ambitious microorganisms. VOTE RAT X Meatloaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Had a day off today and looked at some chart show on tele. I watched 5 vids in a row and every single one of them had the following: Women in swimsuits/bikinis or equivalent Booty shaking The word 'featuring' alongside the original artist's name A black bloke shaking his heavily blinged hands, speaking rhythmically, saying "yo" and observing the booty I'm afraid I don't remember any of the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Sierra Leone Here we go again Africa. Flooded to fuck (isn't it usually drought?), lost everything except your begging bowls. Blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 40 minutes ago, ratcum said: Had a day off today and looked at some chart show on tele. I watched 5 vids in a row and every single one of them had the following: Women in swimsuits/bikinis or equivalent Booty shaking The word 'featuring' alongside the original artist's name A black bloke shaking his heavily blinged hands, speaking rhythmically, saying "yo" and observing the booty I'm afraid I don't remember any of the music You were watching rap/hip hop muthafucking type shit ratters. There is no music to speak of. Yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: Sierra Leone Here we go again Africa. Flooded to fuck (isn't it usually drought?), lost everything except your begging bowls. Blah blah blah They don't call it the Dark Continent for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, Snatch said: You were watching rap/hip hop muthafucking type shit ratters. There is no music to speak of. Yo. I don't want to sound like an old fart (I did in fact enjoy an opportunist wank), but this really isn't music. There's also some sort of inverted racism going on, with seriously black male singers acceptable, but the female African American ones have to be light brown or even saving up to be white. This is coming from within the industry and fuckin stinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They don't call it the Dark Continent for nothing. I like a bar of Bournville Plain like the rest of 'em, but I'm fucked if I'm sending it to Sierra Corruption/Gangsterland Bastard Leone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Had a day off today and looked at some chart show on tele. I watched 5 vids in a row and every single one of them had the following: Women in swimsuits/bikinis or equivalent Booty shaking The word 'featuring' alongside the original artist's name A black bloke shaking his heavily blinged hands, speaking rhythmically, saying "yo" and observing the booty I'm afraid I don't remember any of the music Turn the sound down you silly old cunt, put on some Bach and smash one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I don't want to sound like an old fart (I did in fact enjoy an opportunist wank), but this really isn't music. There's also some sort of inverted racism going on, with seriously black male singers acceptable, but the female African American ones have to be light brown or even saving up to be white. This is coming from within the industry and fuckin stinks How about a video with a white cunt with bikin clad black chicks? That would get Eric off his long run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How about a video with a white cunt with bikin clad black chicks? That would get Eric off his long run I blame the blacks, and the darkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I blame the blacks, and the darkies. reported for using a boring font colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Turn the sound down you silly old cunt, put on some Bach and smash one out. Wise words Stubness, except musical German pipsqueeks don't give me the horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Turn the sound down you silly old cunt, put on some Bach and smash one out. In rats case stubby, it would more likely be Wagner. And the vinegar strokes to footage of poland being invaded. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, scotty said: In rats case stubby, it would more likely be Wagner. And the vinegar strokes to footage of poland being invaded. I bet Stalingrad would be a right bonner killer, mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 22 minutes ago, scotty said: In rats case stubby, it would more likely be Wagner. And the vinegar strokes to footage of poland being invaded. anything up to Jan 1943 would be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet Stalingrad would be a right bonner killer, mind. fuck off out of my thread with your defeatist nonsence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck off out of my thread with your defeatist nonsence If the Hun had launched Barbarossa a month earlier and hitler listened to his generals, they could have knocked the soviets out of the war and the world would be very different place indeed. Hows Charlottesville? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 Imagine if you said "what larks" and someone stuffed a dozen Alauda arvensis up your jacksie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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