ratcum Posted June 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 One of my deepest holes, was actually the deepening of an existing hole. The first was dug for Gomez, our chinchilla who died under mysterious circumstances. Befitting to his crepuscular nature, he was interred at dusk. Less befitting, was to find the little fella on the surface the next day, partially chewed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 getty images shutter stock flickr pinterest 123RF alarmy dreamstime WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST FUCK OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 I have a whole stack of THANK YOU cards which, naturally, comes as no surprise. From certain angles however, I'm convinced some of them are actually saying 'WANK YOU'. Considering who sent these cards, I'm tempted to get in touch with the senders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 I think they should rerelease Albert Pierrepoint's autobiography but with a jazzy title like "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got swing" or "It might chafe a little" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Sjoerd Pons was a dirty traitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Never mind all that hybrid and electric car shit, what about hybrid pets? I've already seen some locals alternating regular dog food with vicious beatings and their pooches seem to thrive on it. Same with cats, regular Wiskas at home; gravel or larger stones if they stray within the walls of Schloss Ratler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 On 21/06/2017 at 11:03 AM, The Lady Penelope said: Sjoerd Pons was a dirty traitor. eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: eh? He was a nazi spy who grassed on two other spies and escaped the noose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 13/06/2017 at 0:38 AM, ratcum said: One of my deepest holes, was actually the deepening of an existing hole. The first was dug for Gomez, our chinchilla who died under mysterious circumstances. Befitting to his crepuscular nature, he was interred at dusk. Less befitting, was to find the little fella on the surface the next day, partially chewed. On 15/06/2017 at 11:04 PM, ratcum said: getty images shutter stock flickr pinterest 123RF alarmy dreamstime WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST FUCK OFF! 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Never mind all that hybrid and electric car shit, what about hybrid pets? I've already seen some locals alternating regular dog food with vicious beatings and their pooches seem to thrive on it. Same with cats, regular Wiskas at home; gravel or larger stones if they stray within the walls of Schloss Ratler. Are you having having some kind of episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Are you having having some kind of episode? Its sounds a bit like Catwoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Are you having having some kind of episode? Ratty is the episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Are you having having some kind of episode? If you could feel my breasts right now, you'd understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 On 06/07/2017 at 10:25 AM, ratcum said: If you could feel my breasts right now, you'd understand. Tot, you little fucking fuck. Get the fuck back to my fucking Eh ? thread you fucker. That aside, how is Frau Rat and rat junior ? Well, I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 36 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Tot, you little fucking fuck. Get the fuck back to my fucking Eh ? thread you fucker. That aside, how is Frau Rat and rat junior ? Well, I hope. I've taken a vow of silage old fiend, but don't spread it about. Frau Rat busy down the allotment, or Schumacher Gardens as she calls it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've taken a vow of silage old fiend, but don't spread it about. Frau Rat busy down the allotment, or Schumacher Gardens as she calls it now. A wise woman, I have dug in copious amounts of 'SKI' yoghurt this spring, my vegetables are looking great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A wise woman, I have dug in copious amounts of 'SKI' yoghurt this spring, my vegetables are looking great He had risen ,can I get a hallelujah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: He had risen ,can I get a hallelujah? Careful, you will be trampled in the rush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Careful, you will be trampled in the rush. Fuck them, you're the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Fuck them, you're the best on here. This is just sooooooooo embarrassing, stop it ( copy to Bubba ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: This is just sooooooooo embarrassing, stop it ( copy to Bubba ) Sorry withers, over excited on your return. Have your heard Dec's is out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Sorry withers, over excited on your return. Have your heard Dec's is out? Yes, we are VERY close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yes, we are VERY close. Who was papa? And did he make mama suck his cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: This is just sooooooooo embarrassing, stop it ( copy to Bubba ) I can feel bubbas rage consuming him from deep within his rotten Taff core but I've vowed never to doubt the drooling mongo cunt again so won't dis him. I still thick you're a cunt though. How are the Anserini? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A wise woman, I have dug in copious amounts of 'SKI' yoghurt this spring, my vegetables are looking great Sounds like an excellent formula Scrotals. Do you ever enter competitions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, we are VERY close. Bonsoir mon ami x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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