ratcum Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 I intend to nob all of the birds in this photo. If Frau Rat finds out I'm going to say: "It was all in a good Corrs love" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 they'd leave me breathless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 So Liz and Phil left the palace by helicopter on 22nd December .. I seem to remember and another elderly couple leaving another palace on 22nd November 1989 .. Sadly they both passed away suddenly on 25th December 1989 .. just hope that nothing happens to Liz and Phil tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 Imagine the japes. Punker's is at Manchester Piccadilly Station with loads of luggage and he shout's out "Porters! Porters!" but instead of porters all he got was Mary Portas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Imagine the japes. Punker's is at Manchester Piccadilly Station with loads of luggage and he shout's out "Porters! Porters!" and instead of porters all he got was Mary Portas. Happy Christmas Pen, you deranged fucking nutbag. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 21 hours ago, ratcum said: I intend to nob all of the birds in this photo. If Frau Rat finds out I'm going to say: "It was all in a good Corrs love" Ratty, do these hilarious japes just pop into your head, or do you sit and concoct them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 21 minutes ago, Ape said: Ratty, do these hilarious japes just pop into your head, or do you sit and concoct them? Ratty relies on a concoction of alcohol and narcotics followed by sniffing pants and finishes off with a sharp blow to the cranium and a DVD medley of bizarre pornography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty relies on a concoction of alcohol and narcotics followed by sniffing pants and finishes off with a sharp blow to the cranium and a DVD medley of bizarre pornography. Eric, I would just like to be the first person on here to tell you to fuck off on Christmas Day. There is no need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Ratty, do these hilarious japes just pop into your head, or do you sit and concoct them? I exude them, my wife and son poor derision and scorn on them, then I put them on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty relies on a concoction of alcohol and narcotics followed by sniffing pants and finishes off with a sharp blow to the cranium and a DVD medley of bizarre pornography. I still sniff Harpic, it is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I still sniff Harpic, it is true Happy Birthday, Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: Ratty, do these hilarious japes just pop into your head, or do you sit and concoct them? He would like to pop something into their heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 33 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Happy Birthday, Ratty. Lemmy bless you Killer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Imagine if you were in the chilled aisle at Sainsbury’s and asked if they had clarified butter. “Yes, we have.” replies the helpful assistant. He then goes on to explain all about salted and unsalted, as well as the various spreads, margarines and butter substitutes. Something to tell your friends about in a larky, roistery way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 On 25/12/2016 at 2:13 PM, ratcum said: I still sniff Harpic, it is true Imagine going to into a shop that sells old coins and asking if they had got an old Groat and instead being handed an old goat .. that would be a stinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 57 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Imagine going to into a shop that sells old coins and asking if they had got an old Groat and instead being handed an old goat .. that would be a stinker gotta collect 'em all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 On 24/12/2016 at 4:53 PM, Neil said: they'd leave me breathless I've just noticed this Neily and it's proof enough that you must listen to this MOR crap. You are my first confirmed lezza of 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 If old Maggie T had been cremated I would have written a follow up to J.D. Salinger's 1951 novel. "Thatcher in the Sky" could have been a big seller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 On 12/29/2016 at 0:51 PM, ratcum said: Imagine if you were in the chilled aisle at Sainsbury’s and asked if they had clarified butter. “Yes, we have.” replies the helpful assistant. He then goes on to explain all about salted and unsalted, as well as the various spreads, margarines and butter substitutes. Something to tell your friends about in a larky, roistery way Get some help for fuck sake - you didn't used to be completely fucking bonkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Get some help for fuck sake - you didn't used to be completely fucking bonkers. I was looking back at some archive material of this site (strangely held on another site) Jackie. I was a total head-fuck in those days so be glad I'm far more moderate now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: I've just noticed this Neily and it's proof enough that you must listen to this MOR crap. You are my first confirmed lezza of 2017 I didn't say I listened to them,I was commenting that I would fuck them all in a heartbeat,if any of them tried opening their mouths to sing they'd have got a cock in it.If they decided to incestually lez up then all the fucking better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 36 minutes ago, Neil said: I didn't say I listened to them,I was commenting that I would fuck them all in a heartbeat,if any of them tried opening their mouths to sing they'd have got a cock in it.If they decided to incestually lez up then all the fucking better That's okay then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 19 hours ago, ratcum said: I was looking back at some archive material of this site (strangely held on another site) Jackie. I was a total head-fuck in those days so be glad I'm far more moderate now. I beg to differ. I found you interesting and informative and missed you in your absences. Now I find you completely changed and verging on being a total mentalist. In all fairness I don't drink as much as I used to. Maybe it's me who has changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 16 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I beg to differ. I found you interesting and informative and missed you in your absences. Now I find you completely changed and verging on being a total mentalist. In all fairness I don't drink as much as I used to. Maybe it's me who has changed. sounds like we're married Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: sounds like we're married Jackie Perhaps its time to renew our vows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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