Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 On 24/09/2016 at 11:25 PM, ratcum said: You'll get a rocket for this Lady P. Perhaps you should shuttle off this mortal coil? I've got to go out and buy some gas this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I've been and collected the gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 About this time old Mr Whitstaple the chief clerk would make himself a hot drink out of Marmite. He reckoned that it kept his "vitals going", he also at this time of the day took his vitamin pills (9 of them), He was as thin as a rake and rode his bike the 9 miles to and from work rain, shine, sleet or snow. He had wonderful plans for his retirement. I was not there on the day of his 64th birthday when at precisely 1415 he said "I am sure that the Royal Highlander will be full and standing tonight", and then keeled over off his seat at the back of the booking office on to the floor stone dead from what was later revealed to have been a massive heart attack. I spoke to his 87 years old mother at his funeral 5 days later. She said that she had always told him that all that Marmite was no good for him and that she would miss the £17 a week money he gave her each week for his keep (He still lived at home). She was still a sprightly and alert old dear and asked me if I could arrange for his bicycle to be taken home as a neighbour of hers had offered her £20 for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 The CC gene pool is shrinking to near extinction levels. Established cunts get hacked off with new bloods dissing them, but without them the site is dead. Tell your friends enemies about this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: The CC gene pool is shrinking to near extinction levels. Established cunts get hacked off with new bloods dissing them, but without them the site is dead. Tell your friends enemies about this site. Do you mean like the old royal families? We need fresh blood from the lower classes before we inbreed ourselves into extinction? ..or vampires sucking the life out of the cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Do you mean like the old royal families? We need fresh blood from the lower classes before we inbreed ourselves into extinction? ..or vampires sucking the life out of the cunts? all of that Dingles. And more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: The CC gene pool is shrinking to near extinction levels. Established cunts get hacked off with new bloods dissing them, but without them the site is dead. Tell your friends enemies about this site. Is this to do with that bizarre reference to the cognoscenti ? I understand the meaning of the word but fail to see the humour in the "makes Ben Hur look like an epic" reference, I can only assume this is some smartarse students "in joke" please enlighten me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 After consulting google I can only find a load of shit about carry on cleo, have to admit I'm in the dark on this one, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is this to do with that bizarre reference to the cognoscenti ? I understand the meaning of the word but fail to see the humour in the "makes Ben Hur look like an epic" reference, I can only assume this is some smartarse students "in joke" please enlighten me. It just me laugh Eric. It's like a hopelessly misplaced epithet in that it actually says nothing at all. I think it was on some of the original posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: It just me laugh Eric. It's like a hopelessly misplaced epithet in that it actually says nothing at all. I think it was on some of the original posters. Yep. Just found it listed as one of the tag lines for holy grail. Must've missed that, too busy pissing myself at the llama references in the end credits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. Just found it listed as one of the tag lines for holy grail. Must've missed that, too busy pissing myself at the llama references in the end credits. Shit, you said it now. A long, long time ago before social media, broadband, when Alta Vista was the go to search engine of choice, this little oddity was doing the rounds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 43 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Shit, you said it now. A long, long time ago before social media, broadband, when Alta Vista was the go to search engine of choice, this little oddity was doing the rounds... Fuck me! You must be sharing the same meds as lady P. That was as weird as a little ditty I half remember entitled " the bushes scream as my daddy prunes" when you take a good look at our species it's almost incomprehensible that we managed to invent the teacup, let alone put a man on the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me! You must be sharing the same meds as lady P. That was as weird as a little ditty I half remember entitled " the bushes scream as my daddy prunes" when you take a good look at our species it's almost incomprehensible that we managed to invent the teacup, let alone put a man on the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Cats are my favourite species. I have 3 similar size to this one but I would quite like a leopard or panther.thank you for showing me your pussy. It's lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Snatch Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Shit, you said it now. A long, long time ago before social media, broadband, when Alta Vista was the go to search engine of choice, this little oddity was doing the rounds... Obviously Alta Vista were cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 19 hours ago, ratcum said: The CC gene pool is shrinking to near extinction levels. Established cunts get hacked off with new bloods dissing them, but without them the site is dead. Tell your friends enemies about this site. Its your own fault. Had you kept using my totally original Eh? this would never have happened. From now on you should keep your inane squeaks solely to this organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: Its your own fault. Had you kept using my totally original Eh? this would never have happened. From now on you should keep your inane squeaks solely to this organ. loony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 On 22/11/2016 at 1:44 PM, Lady Penelope said: About this time old Mr Whitstaple the chief clerk would make himself a hot drink out of Marmite. He reckoned that it kept his "vitals going", he also at this time of the day took his vitamin pills (9 of them), He was as thin as a rake and rode his bike the 9 miles to and from work rain, shine, sleet or snow. He had wonderful plans for his retirement. I was not there on the day of his 64th birthday when at precisely 1415 he said "I am sure that the Royal Highlander will be full and standing tonight", and then keeled over off his seat at the back of the booking office on to the floor stone dead from what was later revealed to have been a massive heart attack. I spoke to his 87 years old mother at his funeral 5 days later. She said that she had always told him that all that Marmite was no good for him and that she would miss the £17 a week money he gave her each week for his keep (He still lived at home). She was still a sprightly and alert old dear and asked me if I could arrange for his bicycle to be taken home as a neighbour of hers had offered her £20 for it. Is that a true story or have I just tuned into an episode of The Archers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that a true story or have I just tuned into an episode of The Archers? True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that a true story or have I just tuned into an episode of The Archers? not sure which option would be worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Inuendo twitchers .. Great Tits, Bluetits, Coal Tits, Long-tailed Tits, Bearded Tits Nuthatchers, Treecreeper and Nutcrackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Inuendo twitchers .. Great Tits, Bluetits, Coal Tits, Long-tailed Tits, Bearded Tits Nuthatchers, Treecreeper and Nutcrackers. How sexist is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Watched some of those 24hrs in A & E, GPs behind closed doors things yesterday with Frau Rat. Nearly everyone of the patients was overweight. I ended quite cross. Vexed even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: Watched some of 24hrs in A & E, GPs behind closed doors things yesterday with Frau Rat. Nearly everyone of the patients was overweight. I ended quite cross. Vexed even. Fancy a fucky motty yeeeeee haaaaaaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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