camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Its always their glands, never the three extra helpings at Nandos My friends overweight yet she's always rejoining weight watchers. She has healthy meals delivered by a company that specialises in diet meals. She has a small cereal bar for breakfast. A protein bar for lunch and one of their small healthy meals for dinner/tea. She'll follow this up with a twirl and than before bed a family size packet of revels. Saturdays she'll have (as a treat) an indian and a couple of bags of malteasers (as a treat). She's been 3st overweight for years. But she can't figure out why!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 more scum. Utter scum, responsible for the death of a baby because, like most of these lowlife, they just have to have one of those unguided missile dogs. Fuck I hate these people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: more scum. Utter scum, responsible for the death of a baby because, like most of these lowlife, they just have to have one of those unguided missile dogs. Fuck I hate these people What the fuck is that on the right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: more scum. Utter scum, responsible for the death of a baby because, like most of these lowlife, they just have to have one of those unguided missile dogs. Fuck I hate these people looks like a keeper....the younger one is ok as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: What the fuck is that on the right? mother and daughter. So the daughter's baby gets eaten alive by the dog, and yet the woman still manages to get pregnant before the trial. She then uses the pregnancy for the sympathy vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 4 hours ago, mothra said: more scum. Utter scum, responsible for the death of a baby because, like most of these lowlife, they just have to have one of those unguided missile dogs. Fuck I hate these people Which one is the dog ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: mother and daughter. So the daughter's baby gets eaten alive by the dog, and yet the woman still manages to get pregnant before the trial. She then uses the pregnancy for the sympathy vote. Mothra, allow me to explain: this particular breed of subhuman is more closely related to the marsupial family of mammal than homo sapiens. They only need to receive s shot of sperm once from a suitable donor of equal or lesser intelligence and then can continually produce offspring for a number of years. Its a survival trait designed to cope with the fact of ever changing benefit rules and council house acquisition regs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Mothra, allow me to explain: this particular breed of subhuman is more closely related to the marsupial family of mammal than homo sapiens. They only need to receive s shot of sperm once from a suitable donor of equal or lesser intelligence and then can continually produce offspring for a number of years. Its a survival trait designed to cope with the fact of ever changing benefit rules and council house acquisition regs. There is much wisdom within you Luke. But how to control this scourge? Perhaps we should move our focus from the humble badger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 14/09/2016 at 11:18 AM, camberwell gypsy said: My friends overweight yet she's always rejoining weight watchers. She has healthy meals delivered by a company that specialises in diet meals. She has a small cereal bar for breakfast. A protein bar for lunch and one of their small healthy meals for dinner/tea. She'll follow this up with a twirl and than before bed a family size packet of revels. Saturdays she'll have (as a treat) an indian and a couple of bags of malteasers (as a treat). She's been 3st overweight for years. But she can't figure out why!!!!! did she pass maths GCSE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 34 minutes ago, mothra said: did she pass maths GCSE? I doubt if she could spell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Which one is the dog ? You are the dog mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Which one is the dog ? The left one is the pitbull, the right is the rottweiler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: The left one is the pitbull, the right is the rottweiler. Which one is Dingthedoggie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Which one is Dingthedoggie? The one pissing up your leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 12 hours ago, mothra said: mother and daughter. So the daughter's baby gets eaten alive by the dog, and yet the woman still manages to get pregnant before the trial. She then uses the pregnancy for the sympathy vote. What a pair of insults to the human race. If only we had a time machine to take these cunts back,say,75 years to Poland. A short train ride and job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LaserRaptor Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Separated at birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, LaserRaptor said: Separated at birth. soapy titwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 19 hours ago, mothra said: more scum. Utter scum, responsible for the death of a baby because, like most of these lowlife, they just have to have one of those unguided missile dogs. Fuck I hate these people @neil298 which one would you do first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: @neil298 which one would you do first? Bill, it is obvious that Neil has already been doing the one on the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 17 hours ago, luke swarm said: looks like a keeper....the younger one is ok as well. Oi,I'm the 'fuck anything' lowlife cunt around here,join the fucking queue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: @neil298 which one would you do first? The dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I doubt if she could spell it. It's very public spirited of you to even have her as a friend Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: The dog! The actual dog was a bit of a looker Neil. Fancy double teaming it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: It's very public spirited of you to even have her as a friend Gypo She comes in useful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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