Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 5 hours ago, luke swarm said: what are your thoughts on Rioja....not keen on it myself, bland, watery and unimpressive to most palates. You should know, you and spunky drink gallons of the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 It's like a PunkApe nom, but written by a flouncing cretin rather than a gormless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: You should know, you and spunky drink gallons of the stuff. not playing golf today ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 What's the point of a £500 pair of brogues if they spend most of the time walking around golf courses and covered in cum. It's like shopping at Aldi in your ferrari. It's not the shoes, it's where they take you. Idiot. And Gypps, if you do ever decide to wear a pair of brogues with a dress make sure they're highly polished, mirror finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: . It's not the shoes, it's where they take you Now that is sublime. It works on a lot of levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 The mobility scooter has a set of 12 inch Michelen Pilot Sport 4's in each corner but I wear a pair of Primark bonded leather shoes. Is this acceptable to you, You Know You're A Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The mobility scooter has a set of 12 inch Michelen Pilot Sport 4's in each corner but I wear a pair of Primark bonded leather shoes. Is this acceptable to you, You Know You're A Cunt? Oh dear, cunts wearing primark and cunts wearing something lovely from this seasons fucking shoezone collection. This the sort of behaviour you expect from johnny foreigner or some scouse pikey. In fact johnny foreigner would have more style, that excludes the french cunts of course, oh, and the welsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Why am I not surprised, you are so cheap. You could not afford to buy me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: You could not afford to buy me I'm sure that even IKTC could find five pence rattling about under his sleeping bag in his Wendy house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Oh dear, cunts wearing primark and cunts wearing something lovely from this seasons fucking shoezone collection. This the sort of behaviour you expect from johnny foreigner or some scouse pikey. In fact johnny foreigner would have more style, that excludes the french cunts of course, oh, and the welsh I told this bloke from darkest Rhodesia that he looked a right bender with pink soles on his shoes. He said "Shoes bwana?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You could not afford to buy me alright then...how much for just a fuddle duddle with your wotsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 I think I've gone a bit David Dickinson in the shoe department. And they are not as cheap as chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, luke swarm said: alright then...how much for just a fuddle duddle with your wotsies. Are you serious, are you really brave enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Oh my god shut up you fucking blathering idiot. Nobody cares that you drink tesco own brand prosecco in your horse box. You're now nicking Spunkers Tesco jibes... you sad, sad little fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 30 minutes ago, mothra said: I think I've gone a bit David Dickinson in the shoe department. And they are not as cheap as chips. Stunning... Like a young Burt Reynolds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Stunning... Like a young Burt Reynolds. He's a cunt too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Dont talk to me about shoes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You're now nicking Spunkers Tesco jibes... you sad, sad little fuck. He's been doing it for a while now. Imitation is the highest form of flattery - he has designs on Punkapes starfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/9/2016 at 7:22 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure he looks super pretty Ask Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 10/09/2016 at 10:00 AM, Cuntybaws said: Oscar Pistorius's Össur blades cost around $15000 each. They might have made him faster, but they didn't give him any class. They made him faster than a speeding bullet. At least, that's what the prosecution claimed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: They made him faster than a speeding bullet. At least, that's what the prosecution claimed. If only Reeva had invested in a pair too. That's the risk of making false economies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I often have a fucking great laugh at some cuntbreeds with the way they dress, not only their cheap cunt one's and two's but their whole dress sense but alas my laughter turns to a burning rage and the need to torture them for just looking like complete cunts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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