Guest Judas Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 You girlfriend turns into a sex free zone, she gets fat, spends your money on a nursery, cot, 700 quid pram etc. She quits her job but makes out she will go back once the sprog is born, lying sack of impregnated shit. You have to put up with her hormones, rubbing her feet etc, and all the time have to pretend you're delighted with the suprise. Any man who pretends to be pleased with the gift from God is a lying no good cunt and should be avoided at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, Judas said: You girlfriend turns into a sex free zone, she gets fat, spends your money on a nursery, cot, 700 quid pram etc. She quits her job but makes out she will go back once the sprog is born, lying sack of impregnated shit. You have to put up with her hormones, rubbing her feet etc, and all the time have to pretend you're delighted with the suprise. Any man who pretends to be pleased with the gift from God is a lying no good cunt and should be avoided at all costs. Congratulations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Almost as bad as men who pretend they're sad when their girlfriend subsequently suffers a miscarriage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Don't worry Judas, if it's the wrong colour when it pops out you'll be off the hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Don't worry Judas, if it's the wrong colour when it pops out you'll be off the hook. A prehensile tail, though, and he's right back in the frame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, Judas said: You girlfriend turns into a sex free zone, she gets fat, spends your money on a nursery, cot, 700 quid pram etc. She quits her job but makes out she will go back once the sprog is born, lying sack of impregnated shit. You have to put up with her hormones, rubbing her feet etc, and all the time have to pretend you're delighted with the suprise. Any man who pretends to be pleased with the gift from God is a lying no good cunt and should be avoided at all costs. When is she due? A word of advice- VASECTOMY! Just don't ever tell your girlfriend. If she ever ends up the duff again, you can dump her, and get a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Almost as bad as men who pretend they're sad when their girlfriend subsequently suffers a miscarriage. Proper, are you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 What the fuck is the yank-adopted bollocks known as a 'baby shower'? The wife has just spunked a wedge on a dressing gown and teddy bear for a friends baby-cunt that hasn't even been calfed out yet. No wonder kids are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Almost as bad as men who pretend they're sad when their girlfriend subsequently suffers a miscarriage. #gutted 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Proper, are you there? He won't mind me recycling his material. Besides, miscarriages are just fine with God, it's abortions he has a problem with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Miscarriages are just fine with God, it's abortions he has a problem with. but he allowed Philip Green to be born? This is a trap isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: He won't mind me recycling his material. Besides, miscarriages are just fine with God, it's abortions he has a problem with. His miscarriage thread was a work of art, although, correct me if I'm wrong, Drew Peacock absolutely lost his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A prehensile tail, though, and he's right back in the frame. Ah but then punkape would be a contender also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: His miscarriage thread was a work of art, although, correct me if I'm wrong, Drew Peacock absolutely lost his shit. Everybody has their weak spot, but not everyone lets slip what it is quite so spectacularly. Not on here, not if they know what's good for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, mothra said: but he allowed Philip Green to be born? This is a trap isn't it? The theological possibility of a Jewish Antichrist has briefly crossed my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: His miscarriage thread was a work of art, although, correct me if I'm wrong, Drew Peacock absolutely lost his shit. Just been reading the fallout from it. Wonder who the "Soppy 5" were? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Ah but then punkape would be a contender also. No, only females can get preggers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The theological possibility of a Jewish Antichrist has briefly crossed my mind. Lesley Joseph might be the Aunty Christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Just been reading the fallout from it. Wonder who the "Soppy 5" were? All five were from that grassing cunt Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: All five were from that grassing cunt Ding. Thedoggie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 20 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, only females can get preggers.... All of the comments in this thread made me chuckle. Except this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: All of the comments in this thread made me chuckle. Except this one. I'm still the star of this show, Bill.. and don't you forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I'm still the star of this show, Bill.. and don't you forget it. Please tell me its aggressive and inoperable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Frank said: I'm still the star of this show, Bill.. and don't you forget it. The star of any show does not lurk behind the scenes, whinging and grumbling. Unless it is the dying of brain cancer show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The star of any show does not lurk behind the scenes, whinging and grumbling. Mike Yarwood was a prolific whiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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