camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 21 hours ago, Bubba C said: One with no head, and one with a walnut for a bonce. I don't. Little shit. I hope he don't come back because I'm just behind him on the all times posts list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 23 hours ago, witheredscrote said: She looks easy to catch, was that the initial attraction?. I have only just learnt in the last 10 days that turkeys are harder to catch than geese. How about that then. Gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 On 8 September 2016 at 9:13 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I do hope they erect a wrought iron, electrified fence around Wales. Nothing else could contain that fucking behemoth! Call Godzilla. Kick her fat cunt right in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Quite like Ruth in the new tescos ads..if happily shag her senseless for about three weeks and then leave her in various bins around the country Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd happily shag her senseless for about three weeks Male anorgasmia is a curse. You never hear it mentioned on Children In Need either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Male anorgasmia is a curse. You never hear it mentioned on Children In Need either. why do you keep doing this CB....I am sick of going onto google to understand your gags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Male anorgasmia is a curse. You never hear it mentioned on Children In Need either. If it looks like a stack of slash it usually is Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: If it looks like a stack of slash it usually is Cunts Corner does Occam's Razor. PS Sorry Luke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Male anorigamia is a curse. You never hear it mentioned on Children In Need either. I've had this anorigamia for fuckin years CB. I can't even make a kite, never mind a swan or a bastard camel. I paid for the special paper and everything, but saw no improvement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: I've had this anorigamia for fuckin years CB. I can't even make a kite, never mind a swan or a bastard camel. I paid for the special paper and everything, but saw no improvement. Why not try another of the ancient and traditional Japanese arts then? Seppuku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why not try another of the ancient and traditional Japanese arts then? Seppuku. played it in the 70s. Partick Thistle was my team. Not straight out of the box mind; had to improve the paint job with the old Humbro paints. We even had a league round our way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: played it in the 70s. Partick Thistle was my team. Not straight out of the box mind; had to improve the paint job with the old Humbro paints. We even had a league round our way To give them their full name, Partick Thistle Nil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To give them their full name, Partick Thistle Nil. I miss Jaggy MacBee. Quite frankly, I don't find Kingsley family friendly in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 From FAT WELSH I've got SHAFT WEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quite frankly, I don't find Kingsley family friendly in the slightest. Ain't that the fucking truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Since seeing her in Hattie, I've got to admit that I'd fuck her backwards, forwards and sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 14 hours ago, scotty said: Since seeing her in Hattie, I've got to admit that I'd fuck her backwards, forwards and sideways. I agree with you Scotto. Fuck, if she only had one eye I'd even fuck her empty socket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 15 hours ago, scotty said: Since seeing her in Hattie, I've got to admit that I'd fuck her backwards, forwards and sideways. Scotty, with all due respect, I think you should only comment on this sort of topic when you would Not fuck the bint in question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: Scotty, with all due respect, I think you should only comment on this sort of topic when you would Not fuck the bint in question. Ok luke, how's this? I probably wouldn't fuck roops, but only on account of her supposedly horrible feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 08/09/2016 at 9:12 PM, Cuntybaws said: Meet the next generation of Welsh method actress... Rothers sending his wife out to work now eh? His little shop must have fallen on hard times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 08/09/2016 at 9:13 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I do hope they erect a wrought iron, electrified fence around Wales. Nothing else could contain that fucking behemoth! Wrought iron would be too resistant to current flow and probably overheat. Copper is an alternative but couldn't be used with 100 miles of Liverpool for obvious reasons. What about 7s on a Honda Fireblade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, mothra said: Wrought iron would be too resistant to current flow and probably overheat. Copper is an alternative but couldn't be used with 100 miles of Liverpool for obvious reasons. What about 7s on a Honda Fireblade? Honda Fireblade...was it zx50 or the xz05.......fantastic machine if you get the extra option of dilithium crystals and overhead wankum converter. etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 She may well be a fat cunt but has she done anal or water sports, if so then please put the link below.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 51 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Honda Fireblade...was it zx50 or the xz05.......fantastic machine if you get the extra option of dilithium crystals and overhead wankum converter. etc etc are you calling me a puff Swarmly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 hours ago, mothra said: Wrought iron would be too resistant to current flow and probably overheat. Copper is an alternative but couldn't be used with 100 miles of Liverpool for obvious reasons. What about 7s on a Honda Fireblade? Since scientists have concluded through years of debate of data and information that backwards time travel is impossible, and the option of going back in tome and forcing her father to double up on tripe thick condoms, it's certainly worth a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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