Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Or the immortal line in Blazeing Saddles "I hired you to be me a railroad, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots." Illiterate idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Ding, sorry mate, but that documentary you were watching, you know the one where the soldiers were in the trenches eating a rat, I think that was black adder mate. No, that bloke off the arkeo---, archeo----, the digging programme was in it, so it must be true, he even got a CSE or GCE for it..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sorry Frank has treated you so dreadfully, Gobby. He's still conflicted and in the closet. Perhaps a good friendship is still possible? Invite him round for a pamper party, where you do each other's hair, paint nails, wax unsightly body hair, exchange make-up ideas and talk about fit blokes. I think he'd fancy that. He might go for it if I offer to paint his arse like your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: He might go for it if I offer to paint his arse like your avatar. Don't be surprised if he asks your hub to join for the happy ending. I wouldn't worry about my avatar, dear. You need to focus on Frank. One fanny at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Joking apart, has anyone heard from our hairy palmed greek chum? I haven't seen him on here lately, perhaps he's finally croaked or been murdered. My money's on the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: Joking apart, has anyone heard from our hairy palmed greek chum? I haven't seen him on here lately, perhaps he's finally croaked or been murdered. My money's on the latter. he has become inadvertently locked into the Pinkape persona and now cannot escape..it is consuming him like ebola...worse than make believe cancer is a case of Pinkyitis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Fwank will just be waiting a fortnight until his next giro cashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Most officers in WWI and earlier should be had up for war-crimes, thick cunts were only there because of daddy and/or money. No fucking common sense from all that inbreeding shite that they don't invite you to. Very poor research. You have a large chip on your shoulder. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You are summing yourself up well Spunkie Absolutely, he is his own worst enemy. His insults are meaningless to me as I am in no way jealous of the pitiful subservient life he leads. Also he is a total gibbering spasmoidal flid like his creator! Look at viruses, I mean, what was he thinking, no creator would be so mean. Don't get me started on parasites either, what loving creator would do that? Only a fucking cardboard box dwelling cockroach would come out with the sort of shite spunkrape comes out with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Upper class English men rarely commit crime apart from the odd drink-drive and that doesn't really count. They avoid and evade tax like you avoid vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I had some Uncle Ben's Rice once. I found it quite delicious. The Black Eyed Peas are cunts, though. 'Where is the love' weren't bad. The rest of their stuff was shite though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 34 minutes ago, Punkape said: Very poor research. You have a large chip on your shoulder. Cretin. What fucking research? Prick. Having a chip on my shoulder is much more preferable to having a sausage up my arse like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: They avoid and evade tax like you avoid vagina. There's nothing wrong with avoiding tax moron. Evasion is illegal you thick sod. Cretin. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: What fucking research? Prick. Having a chip on my shoulder is much more preferable to having a sausage up my arse like you. Peasant. You probably eat chips at every opportunity as well. Bad diet, bad education, bad housing, low grade civil servant and chips on both shoulders. Twat. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: There's nothing wrong with avoiding tax moron. Evasion is illegal you thick sod. Cretin. lol. There's nothing illegal in tax avoidance, I would question whether there's nothing wrong with it. Individuals and companies expect services that we pay for via our taxes, such as NHS treatment, police, fire service, ambulances etc, so it seems to me that paying your share for it is reasonable to expect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: There's nothing illegal in tax avoidance, I would question whether there's nothing wrong with it. Individuals and companies expect services that we pay for via our taxes, such as NHS treatment, police, fire service, ambulances etc, so it seems to me that paying your share for it is reasonable to expect. I once stole a chomp bar from a Londis in Norwich. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: There's nothing illegal in tax avoidance, I would question whether there's nothing wrong with it. Individuals and companies expect services that we pay for via our taxes, such as NHS treatment, police, fire service, ambulances etc, so it seems to me that paying your share for it is reasonable to expect. Totally correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I once stole a chomp bar from a Londis in Norwich. What do you think about that? I don't like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I once stole a chomp bar from a Londis in Norwich. What do you think about that? I would guess you tried to push it up your gerbil's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: I don't like them. Neither do I, but the Freddo Frogs were closer to the till. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I once stole a chomp bar from a Londis in Norwich. What do you think about that? Well in my eyes that makes you a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Neither do I, but the Freddo Frogs were closer to the till. Curly Wurly's are definitely smaller these days. I can fit twice as many down my pants now than I used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Curly Wurly's are definitely smaller these days. I can fit twice as many down my pants now than I used to. why not just pay the 5p for the bag you tight cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: why not just pay the 5p for the bag you tight cunt. Erm, Scottish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Curly Wurly's are definitely smaller these days. I can fit twice as many down my pants now than I used to. Christ, you're not dying as well, are you? There was an old Jock woman who used to work in the shop near my school. Every fucking afternoon about 10 of us would walk in and take turns to ask: " What have you got for 10p?" (Yes, that fucking long ago). She would reply with "Well, you could have a 10 pence mix -up", to which we would all shake our heads. "You could have 5 Rrrrefrrresher chews", there would be another outbreak of head shaking, before she came out with the money shot. "Well, forrr tehn pehnce ye could have a Currrly Wurrrly." She died of cancer several years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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