Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That would be fine if there was some evidence of wit; some entertainment value. I can't be arsed to engage with it anymore, it's just not worth the bother. I'm going to sit back and enjoy watching its eventual demise. It's the Mason Verger of the corner. I much prefer it the way it is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: For fuck sake, ive read this whole bastarding thread and fucked up every brain cell in the process. The only thing i have to add is, Donald Trumps a cunt. I’m sure he speaks very highly of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 16 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That would be fine if there was some evidence of wit; some entertainment value. I can't be arsed to engage with it anymore, it's just not worth the bother. I'm going to sit back and enjoy watching its eventual demise. You're not gonna have wait long, MC-Hammer. His kind normally get fucked off pretty lively in my experience. The whole brotherhood will mount a coordinated attack at some point, or he'll be dealt with by Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You're not gonna have wait long, MC-Hammer. His kind normally get fucked off pretty lively in my experience. The whole brotherhood will mount a coordinated attack at some point, or he'll be dealt with by Admin. The only coordinated attack that will work on this spazmo, is unilateral ostracism. But there's no way to get everyone on board. So we might as well just keep kicking it round the playground like a half deflated football nicked from a remedial kid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only coordinated attack that will work on this spazmo, is unilateral ostracism. But there's no way to get everyone on board. So we might as well just keep kicking it round the playground like a half deflated football nicked from a remedial kid. That's just trying to engineer circumstances to fulfil a prophecy. If he changes then give him a chance, if not then nature will take its course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: give him a chance No, it's had enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That's just trying to engineer circumstances to fulfil a prophecy. If he changes then give him a chance, if not then nature will take its course. He won't change. I've tried to play nice and bring him into the fold a couple of times, but he just reverts to his natural state of idiocy after a couple of posts. And you know it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He won't change. I've tried to play nice and bring him into the fold a couple of times, but he just reverts to his natural state of idiocy after a couple of posts. And you know it. He does sometimes make the odd salient point, his problem he tries to hard. As a mod, I've believe every little sapling need nurturing - you yourself have benefitted from my tender care when you were a sprouting seedling and look at you now, a mighty oak - but if the seedling turns into Japanese Knotweed, then I'll be first with the flame thrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 31 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: He does sometimes make the odd salient point, his problem he tries to hard. As a mod, I've believe every little sapling need nurturing - you yourself have benefitted from my tender care when you were a sprouting seedling and look at you now, a mighty oak - but if the seedling turns into Japanese Knotweed, then I'll be first with the flame thrower. The difference is, as a 'sprouting seedling', I was still accepted and reasonably well liked by around 80% of the membership. This plonker has managed to garner a fan club of zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The difference is, as a 'sprouting seedling', I was still accepted and reasonably well liked by around 80% of the membership. This plonker has managed to garner a fan club of zero. Its been mentioned before but The Corner is a microcosm of RW life, some develop slowly, others blend in naturally - we cant all be Eric Cuntmans, which may or may not be a good thing... Here's Heather Small and that incredible, heavenly voice... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its been mentioned before but The Corner is a microcosm of RW life, some develop slowly, others blend in naturally - we cant all be Eric Cuntmans, which may or may not be a good thing... Here's Heather Small and that incredible, heavenly voice... I know a lot of people like her voice. But I'm afraid I find it irritating. Remember Captain Hans Geering from 'allo 'allo? When he does the Nazi salute, he shouts out a contraction of 'heil Hitler', saying only the last four letters: 'TLER! That's what her voice tone reminds me of. She's no Dionne Warwick or Eartha Kitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its been mentioned before but The Corner is a microcosm of RW life, some develop slowly, others blend in naturally - we cant all be Eric Cuntmans, which may or may not be a good thing... Here's Heather Small and that incredible, heavenly voice... She always sounds like she has something lodged in her throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She always sounds like she has something lodged in her throat. Derek Chauvins knee springs to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She always sounds like she has something lodged in her throat. From that period of black music, I liked 'Roachford'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Derek Chauvins knee springs to mind. Her brother, Gladstone would be alright because he dont have a neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: From that period of black music, I liked 'Roachford'. Did your Cuddly Toy like him as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her brother, Gladstone would be alright because he dont have a neck. Don't forget 'Phats & Small'. One of them married Vanessa Feltz'. At one time, in a 'bouncy blonde' sort of way, I considered her a 7 Pinter. I wouldn't go anywhere near her since she let Shaka Zulu up there though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did your Cuddly Toy like him as well? Teddy likes Metallica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't forget 'Phats & Small'. One of them married Vanessa Feltz'. At one time, in a 'bouncy blonde' sort of way, I considered her a 7 Pinter. I wouldn't go anywhere near her since she let Shaka Zulu up there though. Always amuses me that her partner or hubby is a PT to the stars and yet she looks like she's no stranger to a snickers bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its been mentioned before but The Corner is a microcosm of RW life, some develop slowly, others blend in naturally - we cant all be Eric Cuntmans, which may or may not be a good thing... Here's Heather Small and that incredible, heavenly voice... Cliched, over-produced kiddy-pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Its been mentioned before but The Corner is a microcosm of RW life, some develop slowly, others blend in naturally - we cant all be Eric Cuntmans, which may or may not be a good thing... Here's Heather Small and that incredible, heavenly voice... I saw M People live and they were abyssal. Mrs Small can’t sing live for toffee.I would rather listen to a pack of Hyenas howling having ingested a carcass laced with potassium chromate crystals.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only coordinated attack that will work on this spazmo, is unilateral ostracism. But there's no way to get everyone on board. So we might as well just keep kicking it round the playground like a half deflated football nicked from a remedial kid. Salty mk2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't forget 'Phats & Small'. One of them married Vanessa Feltz'. At one time, in a 'bouncy blonde' sort of way, I considered her a 7 Pinter. I wouldn't go anywhere near her since she let Shaka Zulu up there though. Yep, once a birds disgraced herself by taking black cock I won't go near it either. It seems to be all the rage at the moment, the in fashion accessory for blondes. There used to be laws against these things. However, I do find some mixed race girls very fuckable. It's also become apparent that a lot of black female celebs have white husbands. I wonder why that is.... Edited August 3, 2020 by Major Cunt Is Franks civil partner white? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'm trying to get hold of Roy Castle as I think we've got a Record Breaker. Strange how he died of lung cancer having never smoked. Maybe that trombone worked like a funnel for asbestos particles, and Superkings in social clubs... As a young teenager at the time, I wasn't overly upset at the demise of Roy Castle. It meant that 80s wank-bank queen Cheryl Baker took over Record Breakers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a young teenager at the time, I wasn't overly upset at the demise of Roy Castle. It meant that 80s wank-bank queen Cheryl Baker took over Record Breakers. Cheryl certainly hade a fine ‘Norris’ on her. See what I did there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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