Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, Snatch said: Curry powder was a British invention so in a sense your curry Buffet isn't foreign. Curry powder is a British invention, no self respecting curry chef would be caught dead using it.........for the discerning chef its got to be Sharwoods most excellent reddish curry sauce with bits in it for that authentic exotic north Birmingham asian flavour. mmmmm good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 23 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Curry powder is a British invention, no self respecting curry chef would be caught dead using it.........for the discerning chef its got to be Sharwoods most excellent reddish curry sauce with bits in it for that authentic exotic north Birmingham asian flavour. mmmmm good The manager of the Bhopal Gardens in Easterhouse checks over a delivery of Patak's latest "Glaswegian Strength Phaal Paste" to ensure he has ordered enough to last the weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Bhopal eh?. If Carlsberg did chemical spills... I would drink the fucking Dioxin before their shit lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 3 hours ago, The Beast said: Fucking foreign muck. I 'm off for my traditional Sunday afternoon curry buffet. with your nan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 23 hours ago, deebom said: MrsBom is watching this dancing drivel on the hypnobox, I cast my eye upon it and see Ed fucking Balls??? Since when did members of parliament become celebrities? What. A. Wanker. Good nom he's a cunt alright and a fucking socialist cunt to boot. You could hear the cheers in the local Conservative club when that cunt lost his seat at the last election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Good nom he's a cunt alright and a fucking socialist cunt to boot. You could hear the cheers in the local Conservative club when that cunt lost his seat at the last election. those Conservative club members sure know how to party on a Saturday night by the sounds of it.....dirty nasty socialist cunt wanting a fair society and other such nonsense..the stupid misguided cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 23 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I distinctly remember Mrs Balls (aka Yvette Cooper) making a solomn promise to take Syrian refugees into their home during the last Labour leadership contest in a cynical attempt to drum up support from the hard left and Muslim membership. I formed a picture in my mind of gormless Ed coming home one day finding Yvette brutally raped and bomb making factory on the go in his basement. The cunts would build a fire to cook on the back yard and piss in the pool. I assume most people who post on here have a pool and a pool cleaner. Our pool cleaner is from Latvia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: The cunts would build a fire to cook on the back yard and piss in the pool. I assume most people who post on here have a pool and a pool cleaner. Our pool cleaner is from Latvia. you assume right.....you can get a season ticket to ours but I have no close relationship with any of the cleaners there to be honest.....top marks to you for taking such an interest in your local council employees ethnicity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, mothra said: If Frank has colon cancer, he might become the Colostomy of Rhodes They say it's a matter of days now tot. All the family are here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: They say it's a matter of days now tot. All the family are here. Each holding a pillow, I'd wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Good nom he's a cunt alright and a fucking socialist cunt to boot. You could hear the cheers in the local Conservative club when that cunt lost his seat at the last election. I'm not entirely convinced that Balls counts as a socialist, but I'll let it pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm not entirely convinced that Balls counts as a socialist, but I'll let it pass. Well he certainly counts as a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 I hope there's a dance called the "self-immolating acid rain asphyxiwank". He'd be good at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, nocti said: I hope there's a dance called the "self-immolating acid rain asphyxiwank". He'd be good at that. Len Goodman is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 43 minutes ago, Frank said: They say it's a matter of days now tot. All the family are here. I hope they bury you on those fuck awful white jeans,They'll be fighting over who gets lumbered with the fucking things otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, neil298 said: I hope they bury you on those fuck awful white jeans,They'll be fighting over who gets lumbered with the fucking things otherwise It's about time you lost some weight you fat fucking freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's about time you lost some weight you fat fucking freak. wrong ID frank.....Pinky should be on the cruise ship thread...no worries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: wrong ID frank.....Pinky should be on the cruise ship thread...no worries The end is nigh,the cancer must have spread to his brain.It probably means that he's at the stage of uncontrollable bowels so no-one will want the shit stained jeans anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: They say it's a matter of days now tot. All the family are here. We'll never meet, you and I, but go to the next world knowing we were as one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 So Mother T is getting canonised eh? Bet she wished she'd had that when she was alive. A cannon I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: The cunts would build a fire to cook on the back yard and piss in the pool. I assume most people who post on here have a pool and a pool cleaner. Our pool cleaner is from Latvia. I thought the other bloke in Vazs' Video was from Romania not Latvia? 9 hours ago, mothra said: So Mother T is getting canonised eh? Bet she wished she'd had that when she was alive. A cannon I mean. What, to wipe out those shanty towns she had to keep walking through to get to the convent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 On 3 September 2016 at 10:30 PM, Cuntybaws said: Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? Why can't you just post a pic of a graphic mouth - shiteing, like young Gurtrude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 On 03/09/2016 at 8:26 PM, Manky said: Not only is he a wanker, but he is a useless wanker. His missus is a complete knob as well. Sell or smash the telly. It will prevent accidents like tonights. Mrs balls aka yvette cooper or as my mate calls her "pin head" a bird with a smaller head you will struggle to find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Spatchcock said: Mrs balls aka yvette cooper or as my mate calls her "pin head" a bird with a smaller head you will struggle to find Don't suppose I could tag along when you and your mate next go for a pint? Sounds a right laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Don't suppose I could tag along when you and your mate next go for a pint? Sounds a right laugh. Don't the Welsh laugh at Max Boyce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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