Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 MrsBom is watching this dancing drivel on the hypnobox, I cast my eye upon it and see Ed fucking Balls??? Since when did members of parliament become celebrities? What. A. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, deebom said: MrsBom is watching this dancing drivel on the hypnobox, I cast my eye upon it and see Ed fucking Balls??? Since when did members of parliament become celebrities? What. A. Wanker. Not only is he a wanker, but he is a useless wanker. His missus is a complete knob as well. Sell or smash the telly. It will prevent accidents like tonights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: Not only is he a wanker, but he is a useless wanker. His missus is a complete knob as well. Sell or smash the telly. It will prevent accidents like tonights. I distinctly remember Mrs Balls (aka Yvette Cooper) making a solomn promise to take Syrian refugees into their home during the last Labour leadership contest in a cynical attempt to drum up support from the hard left and Muslim membership. I formed a picture in my mind of gormless Ed coming home one day finding Yvette brutally raped and bomb making factory on the go in his basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I distinctly remember Mrs Balls (aka Yvette Cooper) making a solomn promise to take Syrian refugees into their home during the last Labour leadership contest in a cynical attempt to drum up support from the hard left and Muslim membership. I formed a picture in my mind of gormless Ed coming home one day finding Yvette brutally raped and bomb making factory on the go in his basement. I wouldn't let the thick fuck look after my dinner money let alone be chancellor. Saying that, Osborne did it so it can't be hard. Still, Balls is an ugly old mong and will end up with numerous face fulls of sweaty dancers fanny so he must have some natural cunning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Fucking hell, Bawsey. Either you have mastered a form of irony and satire that is beyond most mere humans comprehension, or you've just gone full Jim Davidson. no...he's just a cunt........a proper full strength 100% by volume unadulterated cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: no...he's just a cunt........a proper full strength 100% by volume unadulterated cunt. Baws is a cunt. An absolute fucking cunt. But he's our fucking cunt, never forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Image of dead child removed. Don't post it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 If Frank has colon cancer, he might become the Colostomy of Rhodes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Image of dead child removed. Don't post it again. Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? As long as it's not a black knob joke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? As long as you keep it clean...... Sometimes I wonder if there's a little mikeD in all of us. (That's a double-hitter for you @scotty, enjoy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Image of dead child removed. Don't post it again. Yeah cheers, Rick, just as I'd reached the vinegar strokes. You owe me a hand job- will travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Is it just me who thinks Ed Balls looks like Corden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? As long as it's not a dead knob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: As long as it's not a dead knob! Leave me out of this you cheeky cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Rick_B said: Image of dead child removed. Don't post it again. You are aware that the pic of the 'dead child' is a staged pic. Much like the child in the ambulance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is it just me who thinks Ed Balls looks like Corden? Actually gypps, you're right. They both look like fat ugly cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, deebom said: You are aware that the pic of the 'dead child' is a staged pic. Much like the child in the ambulance. Not this fucking bollocks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? Looks like we are going into one of The Corner's completely unwarranted overly sensitive periods CB. Switch to faecesbook if you want to tell it like it is. I attach a photo of my dinner last night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, mothra said: Looks like we are going into one of The Corner's completely unwarranted overly sensitive periods CB. Switch to faecesbook if you want to tell it like it is. I attach a photo of my dinner last night It has a leaf on it. That would up the price by £80 a restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: It has a leaf on it. That would up the price by £80 a restaurant. You're right Snatchness. If you add the fact that it's an allegorical lasagne, I reckon I could hang the cunt in the Tate Bollocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 That lasagna looks suspect. It's not Quorn is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: That lasagna looks suspect. It's not Quorn is it fuck me you're right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: That lasagna looks suspect. It's not Quorn is it Fucking foreign muck. I 'm off for my traditional Sunday afternoon curry buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Fucking foreign muck. I 'm off for my traditional Sunday afternoon curry buffet. Curry powder was a British invention so in a sense your curry Buffet isn't foreign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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