Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 They should be hung, drawn and quartered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 What the fuck a cupcake is is beyond me. Another Americanism I suppose. A muffin can't be a cake. Muffins have chips on them, not icing. Thick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 A Muffin is when a pissed wit pulls his pants down, tucks his cock between his legs and pretends he has a fanny. For a daft laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Up your flapjacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 58 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: A Muffin is when a pissed wit pulls his pants down, tucks his cock between his legs and pretends he has a fanny. For a daft laugh. You shouldn't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You shouldn't do it. He can't help it. Anyway, cupcakes are not fucking cupcakes, they are buns, unless you cut to top open and flip the parts over and then they're butterfly buns or fairy cakes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: He can't help it. ............they're butterfly buns or fairy cakes... Sounds like tea at punkape's cardboard hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Oh for fucks sake..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They should be hung, drawn and quartered. another deep and meaningful nomination Milady......what are your thoughts on the pronunciation of the word scone...is it a skonn or a skone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: another deep and meaningful nomination Milady......what are your thoughts on the pronunciation of the word scone...is it a skonn or a skone? I don't give a fuck how they're pronounced; scones are food for cunts. They're for prissy, self-satisfied, cravat sporting proto-rapists. You could fill a fucking scone with one of primetime Brigitte Bardot's freshly laid turds and I still wouldn't thank you for it. They're horrible, dry and flaky- much like one of Brigitte's turds now. If you pitched up at my house with a fucking scone you'd get told to fuck and not bother showing your face again unless you had a selection of reasonably priced fresh cream cakes in your poofy wicker shopping basket. Think on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Mrs Baws : "Let's go for afternoon tea, that's sophisticated." Me: "Like fuck, that's for pretentious cunts with dried up twats. Cucumber sandwiches and scones are shit." Mrs Baws: "Oh, do you think so?" Me: "Ow. Fucking hell...FUCK... OW! Not the face... NO, NOT THE BOLLOCKS EITHER!" Me: "Well, I DO like Victoria Sponge cake. Sophisticated, you say? Ow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mrs Baws : "Let's go for afternoon tea, that's sophisticated." Me: "Like fuck, that's for pretentious cunts with dried up twats. Cucumber sandwiches and scones are shit." Mrs Baws: "Oh, do you think so?" Me: "Ow. Fucking hell...FUCK... OW! Not the face... NO, NOT THE BOLLOCKS EITHER!" Me: "Well, I DO like Victoria Sponge cake. Sophisticated, you say? Ow." That'll learn ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They should be hung, drawn and quartered. They are called buns you fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I don't give a fuck how they're pronounced; scones are food for cunts. They're for prissy, self-satisfied, cravat sporting proto-rapists. You could fill a fucking scone with one of primetime Brigitte Bardot's freshly laid turds and I still wouldn't thank you for it. They're horrible, dry and flaky- much like one of Brigitte's turds now. If you pitched up at my house with a fucking scone you'd get told to fuck and not bother showing your face again unless you had a selection of reasonably priced fresh cream cakes in your poofy wicker shopping basket. Think on. if I turned up at your house it would be with an offering of petrol ,matches and some nails to secure the door........not Scon-s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: He can't help it. Anyway, cupcakes are not fucking cupcakes, they are buns, unless you cut to top open and flip the parts over and then they're butterfly buns or fairy cakes... Spot on ding. My mother used to make butterfly buns when we were kids and they were so big we called em winged monsters, bloody lovely they were. Mr Kipling's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 I like Battenburg. I also like Bakewell tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Local retail-park's mobile eatery (run by two women) was recently offering: Chloe's cupcakes 50p each Brigit's baps £1 each I pondered long and hard on the relative merits of baps vs cupcakes... ...but you only live once so I went the full £3 Sadly only the first 3 lines are true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, deebom said: I like Battenburg. I also like Bakewell tart. Agreed. The Battenberg is a wonderful cake for judging your cannabis consumption. If you can't finish a whole one, you haven't smoked enough. If you can finish two, you've smoked too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Agreed. The Battenberg is a wonderful cake for judging your cannabis consumption. If you can't finish a whole one, you haven't smoked enough. If you can finish two, you've smoked too much. All true, ob. Although battenburg is a completely sugary bastard, and consuming 2 slabs of it leaves the smoker with a near unquenchable thirst, which is nigh on impossible to satiate, due to being unable to connect brain to legs and get off the sofa for a drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 39 minutes ago, Bubba C said: ...battenburg is a completely sugary bastard, and consuming 2 slabs of it leaves the smoker with a near unquenchable thirst, which is nigh on impossible to satiate, due to being unable to connect brain to legs and get off the sofa for a drink. Thank your lucky stars that the Transatlantic fad for eating raw cookie dough never really took off over here. Death by dehydration is a serious risk in the mile-high cities of Colorado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 22 hours ago, Punkape said: They are called buns you fuckwit. Next time wrap your "bun"gy rope around your neck and jump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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