PANZER MURPHY Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: My in-laws do this, the tea tastes fucking awful, they fill about 1/3 the bottom with milk, it's disgusting. Why the fuck do you put cold in you twat? Coffee should NOT be made with boiling water anyway so no need. Coffee boiled is coffee spoiled! So ya can drink it.. fukbag .. takes the heat out of it ..big fukkin buttery head on ya Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 50 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: So ya can drink it.. fukbag .. takes the heat out of it ..big fukkin buttery head on ya Panzerknacker Don't use boiling fucking water then you can drink it straight away, and it tastes better, dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 On 26/08/2016 at 11:46 AM, Punkape said: Peasant. Fwanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you'd said "Anything scotch is best bottled" I could have replied with a lame quip about Andy Murray. Surprised you didn't offer to send her your bottled jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Fwanker. Couldn't have put it better myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Surprised you didn't offer to send her your bottled jizz. I don't know what's wrong with me today. I think there might be blood in my alcohol stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 6 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Couldn't have put it better myself. Well you can't spell either you semi-literate fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well you can't spell either you semi-literate fuckwit. You have turned into a parody of yourself. I will pay first class for your trip to dignitas so you can go and meet your maker, small change and worth every penny. Dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 It's just not cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 19 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: You have turned into a parody of yourself. I will pay first class for your trip to dignitas so you can go and meet your maker, small change and worth every penny. Dullard. Catholocism doesn't allow suicide so fuckyoy arsehole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 15 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: It's just not cricket. Fuck off faggot patrol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Catholocism doesn't allow suicide so fuck arsehole.... It doesn't allow blokes in frocks to fuck boys in frocks either, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: It doesn't allow blokes in frocks to fuck boys in frocks either, apparently. Have you had a good evening on the internet? cretin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Have you had a good evening on the internet? cretin Evening Punkers, how's it going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have you had a good evening on the internet? cretin Yes, just been seeing/spying how fit my old girlfriends on FaceFuck still are, some goodlooking milfs around still, not that it would interest you, however there's this fat bastard I used to know who's apparently come out of the closet at the ripe old age of 50, he's a big fat hairy bastard with a massive beard and a bald head. Want his number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off faggot patrol.. How dare you talk to me like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 Anyone got any thoughts about tea? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Anyone got any thoughts about tea? Only that if it hasn't got 'Yorkshire' on the box it stays on the shelf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Anyone got any thoughts about tea? Isn't it what thick northern cunts call dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Isn't it what thick northern cunts call dinner? And Welsh cunts...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 20 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Anyone got any thoughts about tea? No thanks. I've eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: And Welsh cunts...... There's always an exception to the rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Catholocism doesn't allow suicide so fuckyoy arsehole.... OK how about letting someone else do it when you are unaware. I am sure there would be an enormous queue of people from here. Vestry dwelling gimp. Fuckyoy arsehole! Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: Anyone got any thoughts about tea? Yes, here's yours, weak with two lumps wasn't it? ON TOPIC!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 I've gone right off you Pen. Post lactarian? You have inadvertently outed yourself as a witch, so I have have informed Witchfinder General Shadwell. Expect a visit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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