PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Sittin outside having my morning coffee and ciggy looking at the grey squirrels plundering the bird feeder. .seems they are an invasive species not native to these islands dirty little theiving reffo cunts. ..comin over here taking all the birds and the seeds. ..I'd take up arms agin them only I'm a terrible shot and abhore bloodshed. .that only leaves strangulation and as I'm on disability I cant sneak up on them like one of. ..them Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Manky was apoplectic when he saw this little cunt in his hovel's yard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Is ciggy a euphemism for syringe of heroin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 You need this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 This is just a re hash of my legendary pigeon nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Manky was apoplectic when he saw this little cunt in his hovel's yard Now that's fucking funny Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Manky was apoplectic when he saw this little cunt in his hovel's yard I've read about these. Apparently they are kicking the shit out of the grey ones exactly like the greys ousted the reds years ago. And they're more tasty as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've read about these. Apparently they are kicking the shit out of the grey ones exactly like the greys ousted the reds years ago. And they're more tasty as well. They're also hung like wild mustangs and have natural rhythm in abundance. They can't swim though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 41 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This is just a re hash of my legendary pigeon nomination. I nominated Nazi Squirrels once. Just thought I'd mention that, in honour of Ratty's return. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheRedsock Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 What's 3 foot long and fucks squirrels? a sledgehammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: They're also hung like wild mustangs and have natural rhythm in abundance. They can't swim though. Is this the racist squirrel thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Aren't grey squirrels just old red ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Sittin outside having my morning coffee and ciggy looking at the grey squirrels plundering the bird feeder. .seems they are an invasive species not native to these islands dirty little theiving reffo cunts. ..comin over here taking all the birds and the seeds. ..I'd take up arms agin them only I'm a terrible shot and abhore bloodshed. .that only leaves strangulation and as I'm on disability I cant sneak up on them like one of. ..them Panzerknacker There is a very simple and cost effective solution to your dilemma, panzy. First, take down all of your bird feeders. Second, give the remainder of your bird food to a local shop that shelters birds, they will be greatly appreciative. With the removal of the food source, you can purchase new swastika armbands and a years supply of shitty Tescos value coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 I like watching the flora n fauna of the burbs it's good for the mind..I'd say ya have a mean little face on ya. As pleaseant as a well battered arse Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I like watching the flora n fauna of the burbs it's good for the mind..I'd say ya have a mean little face on ya. As pleaseant as a well battered arse Panzerknacker Have you been shot away in the head son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 4 hours ago, TheRedsock said: What's 3 foot long and fucks squirrels? a sledgehammer Have you been introduced to Fender yet? (He calls himself Thundercunt these days, but you'll know him when you see him.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Have you been shot away in the head son? Long day billy boy?..find anything nice in the skips today. .lovely jumper that was tied around a load of scaffolding bars on the back of a truck. .ya can wear it down the firkin n fukface tonight. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Manky was apoplectic when he saw this little cunt in his hovel's yard That cunt wouldn't get in Chez Manky. My Dobie would see the cunt off in a nano-second. A local African accused my dog of being racist one day. In hindsight saying " He is colour blind, it must be the smell," might not win me many Nobel peace prizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Manky was apoplectic when he saw this little cunt in his hovel's yard Oh look a squirrel from Africa ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I nominated Nazi Squirrels once. Just thought I'd mention that, in honour of Ratty's return. Towards the end of the war, the SS cast their recruiting net wider to make up for huge losses on the Eastern Front. Das Eichhörnchen (Polizei) first saw action putting down the Warsaw Uprising. Other rodent units followed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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