Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " What do you suggest for crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " I'm confused, which fork do I use for a fishfinger and Tommy sauce sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: What do you suggest for crabs? GUM clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: What do you suggest for crabs? Dirty french whores are an inexpensive source of crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " Anyone who would comment on any lack of silver service items such as this upon being served fish as a guest, would be an utterly graceless shit, and a true wank stain to boot. You would have to be Brian Sewell or a similar freakish cunt. One day, someone will stab you while you dine, and everyone will nearly choke on their prison fish fingers for laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Another shit nom, spastic boy. Fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 31 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: What do you suggest for crabs? Either a full bodied Chardonnay, or perhaps a Pinot if you're eating them cold. But in your case, divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 37 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: What do you suggest for crabs? Disinfect the gite and don't let Frank stay there again under any circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Fish cutlery. For fucks sake. I use a spoon (Tool, eating, utility Mk 2) for nearly everything. If the tool, utility, eating Mk 2 need additional support, I call on the tools, utility, eating Mk 1 or fingers as some people call them. Everything else is superfluous. No wonder the youth of today are bone Rodney and bum each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " Same can be said of steak knives. But then again I'm vegetarian so I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Fish cutlery. For fucks sake. I use a spoon (Tool, eating, utility Mk 2) for nearly everything. If the tool, utility, eating Mk 2 need additional support, I call on the tools, utility, eating Mk 1 or fingers as some people call them. Everything else is superfluous. No wonder the youth of today are bone Rodney and bum each other. Manky, you thick fuck. You've played right into pinky's clammy little hands. Mentioning crass behaviour and bumming in one post will have him banging away at CC, (and his sweaty little semi-chub) all fucking night. Thanks for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Manky, you thick fuck. You've played right into pinky's clammy little hands. Mentioning crass behaviour and bumming in one post will have him banging away at CC, (and his sweaty little semi-chub) all fucking night. Thanks for that. If following his hobby keeps him quiet, then it is win-win. Besides, what crass behaviour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 27 minutes ago, Manky said: If following his hobby keeps him quiet, then it is win-win. Besides, what crass behaviour? Fuck off you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Same can be said of steak knives. But then again I'm vegetarian so I don't give a fuck. If you're vegetarian, I don't imagine you have the strength to give much of any anything, never mind something as energetic as a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 The most important piece of cutlery when dining on fish is a tin opener to get the fucking stuff out in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 What a load of fucking shit spunkrape. They only let you use plastic cutlery and flatware where you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The most important piece of cutlery when dining on fish is a tin opener to get the fucking stuff out in the first place. Closely followed by the micro bead extractor. Them little fuckers in Spunkapes vaginal defoliator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Spunky, when you've finished dinner I suggest using your fish cutlery to open up your femoral artery, followed by a post-prandial dip off Cape Town or Perth. Oh, and one more thing - you're going to need a bigger knife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 43 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: If you're vegetarian, I don't imagine you have the strength to give much of any anything, never mind something as energetic as a fuck. I'm not vegetarian. I was joking. And if you meant giving you a fuck I'd need a something a lot stronger. Like 12% belgian beer Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " Glad to see you're keeping a close eye on the second hand fish cutlery market, Spunkers. It's a useful performance metric that reflects the state of our economy. Have you any insights into fondu set prices? I'm keen to buy, but the prices are up and down all the time and I could use some expert advice. I don't want to get my fingers burned, if you'll pardon the pun. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Good old Punkly; daring to go where other cunts couldn't be arsed. He's a new kind of cat on here and reminds me of Rex Kramer, danger seeker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Same can be said of steak knives. But then again I'm vegetarian so I don't give a fuck. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not vegetarian. I was joking. And if you meant giving you a fuck I'd need a something a lot stronger. Like 12% belgian beer Lol FFS make your mind up. I spent ages getting ready... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Piston said: FFS make your mind up. I spent ages getting ready... Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, Piston said: FFS make your mind up. I spent ages getting ready... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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