Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Having a 1 hour respite from being nuked in Limoges hospital today. I, along with 4 Frenchmen, was sitting looking at the Men's walking race. One of them, with true French arrogance, said that they looked like a bunch of poofs with their effeminate walks. I had to agree with him, but couldn't resist asking him why there were no Frenchmen out front. Miserable cunt didn't find it amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Scrotes,you know they would be at the back with their hands in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 I walk like that when I desperately need a shit. I call it my John Inman. As in "I was so desperate for a shit, I was walking like John Inman". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Having a 1 hour respite from being nuked in Limoges hospital today. I, along with 4 Frenchmen, was sitting looking at the Men's walking race. One of them, with true French arrogance, said that they looked like a bunch of poofs with their effeminate walks. I had to agree with him, but couldn't resist asking him why there were no Frenchmen out front. Miserable cunt didn't find it amusing. There are no Frenchmen or women out front anywhere, afterall one cannot expect a nation of congenital losers to have any kind of sporting prowess. In case you were wondering, old blighty is second in the medal table, just above a little old country with over a billion people called China. Vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: There are no Frenchmen or women out front anywhere, afterall one cannot expect a nation of congenital losers to have any kind of sporting prowess. In case you were wondering, old blighty is second in the medal table, just above a little old country with over a billion people called China. Vivre. My reversible Union Jack / Tricolore coat is being wore with great pride as I type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: There are no Frenchmen or women out front anywhere, afterall one cannot expect a nation of congenital losers to have any kind of sporting prowess. In case you were wondering, old blighty is second in the medal table, just above a little old country with over a billion people called China. Vivre. So some other cunt starts a thread with poofter references and that's ok ? N'est pas salaud ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: So some other cunt starts a thread with poofter references and that's ok ? N'est pas salaud ? Yes it is ok. Whereas you just preach about how it's against the catholic church and how fucking wonderful your gof clubs are. You know it's all bullshit,we now it's all bullshit so change the record or fuck off. Preferably the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Yes it is ok. Whereas you just preach about how it's against the catholic church and how fucking wonderful your gof clubs are. You know it's all bullshit,we now it's all bullshit so change the record or fuck off. Preferably the latter. Agreed. Did you notice that I didn't mention church, golf, Waitrose or Range Rover in my post Snatch. The thick cunt still doesn't get it. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Agreed. Did you notice that I didn't mention church, golf, Waitrose or Range Rover in my post Snatch. The thick cunt still doesn't get it. lol lol I did notice Scroters. It obviously gave Spunkers his cue to rid the world of perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: I did notice Scroters. It obviously gave Spunkers his cue to rid the world of perverts. They have just given me my late supper Snatch, it's fucking awful. This Clinique boasts 'food like you get at home' in their brochure. I didn't realise my missus worked here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: They have just given me my late supper Is that compared to an early supper referred to as dinner, or a very early supper, known as lunch, or a really early supper known as breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: They have just given me my late supper Snatch, it's fucking awful. This Clinique boasts 'food like you get at home' in their brochure. I didn't realise my missus worked here. Tell them if it isn't food from Le Waitrose,they can shove ít up their fucking boîte de saleté. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: Is that compared to an early supper referred to as dinner, or a very early supper, known as lunch, or a really early supper known as breakfast? I could give you quite a complex answer regarding French mealtimes, names and customs, but it is easier to tell you to fuck off you nosey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: I could give you quite a complex answer regarding French mealtimes, names and customs, but it is easier to tell you to fuck off you nosey cunt. Never mind all that shit, Withers, what do you think of this Hector cunt? "Who?" I hear you say. Exactly. An undercover, under the radar fucking cunt, slithering in every now and again like he fucking owns the place. His avatar is excuse enough to slit his useless fucking throat and shit on his grave. I hope he finds a lump on his pathetic excuse of a nut sack and is dead within a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Never mind all that shit, Withers, what do you think of this Hector cunt? "Who?" I hear you say. Exactly. An undercover, under the radar fucking cunt, slithering in every now and again like he fucking owns the place. His avatar is excuse enough to slit his useless fucking throat and shit on his grave. I hope he finds a lump on his pathetic excuse of a nut sack and is dead within a year. Yes what a cunt indeed. I have been in the company of one of these Hector types most of the day. His name is probably Hercule, the big headed Gallic cunt. They have put him in a bedroom next to me. Shall I dress like a nurse, creep into his room and peep at his sack for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 I heard that the Frenches eat horses. The dirty bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, deebom said: I heard that the Frenches eat horses. The dirty bastards. I bet you do when you tuck into your Quiksave burgers you tight cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Having a 1 hour respite from being nuked in Limoges hospital today. I, along with 4 Frenchmen, was sitting looking at the Men's walking race. One of them, with true French arrogance, said that they looked like a bunch of poofs with their effeminate walks. I had to agree with him, but couldn't resist asking him why there were no Frenchmen out front. Miserable cunt didn't find it amusing. What is being nuked in hospital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: In case you were wondering, old blighty is second in the medal table, just above a little old country with over a billion people called China. Vivre. Second to none on a push-bike. Sap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What is being nuked in hospital? I would think chemo,joking about it is a therapy in itself.Until you've been there you may not feel any empathy but just call him a cunt,I'm sure he'll appreciate it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 The taekwondo looks ridiculous. It's like two low level stags engaged in ineffectual rutting. It's always working class types who are attracted to martial arts. Carl or his son Kyle for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: I would think chemo,joking about it is a therapy in itself.Until you've been there you may not feel any empathy but just call him a cunt,I'm sure he'll appreciate it! Yeah? Might be radiotherapy. Hm no, shit, even a shitbird like withers deserves empathy if it is the case, and not an outrageous lie. It is more likely that it is the AIDS though, or another bum disease. He'll need to explain himself further. Withers, what ails you? You sound like you're taking from experience. Have you had chemo? I've told everyone about my terrible throat shit. That was the only time I've been in hospital with a non steaming related condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: So some other cunt starts a thread with poofter references and that's ok ? N'est pas salaud ? I certainly don't like salad Punkly, it is a homo meal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: So some other cunt starts a thread with poofter references and that's ok ? N'est pas salaud ? Why dont you just fuck off and stick one of your golf clubs up your anus so it comes out of your mouth, hopefully stopping all the shit you post you poofter excuse for a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yeah? Might be radiotherapy. Hm no, shit, even a shitbird like withers deserves empathy if it is the case, and not an outrageous lie. It is more likely that it is the AIDS though, or another bum disease. He'll need to explain himself further. Withers, what ails you? You sound like you're taking from experience. Have you had chemo? I've told everyone about my terrible throat shit. That was the only time I've been in hospital with a non steaming related condition. What do you think off this Hector cunt QC? .Dexs can't stand him, and wants him dead. I am beginning to agree with him, though I have never been formally introduced. Seems a smug Etonian type and golfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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