Neil Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Fucking hate them,why the fuck would you as a 50 or 60 year old have a fucking party?.All it is is an ego trip to reassure yourself that you think you have friends,I've just been invited to a 'surprise' 60th party by someones missus,a fucking surprise party FFS!,are we going to turn the lights out and jump out on him?,is there jelly and ice cream?,baloons?,pin a fucking tail on a fucking donkey?.Just fuck off,hopefully he'll die before he gets there and save me having to attend a fucking wankfest of sicophantic bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Birthdays I can [sort] of understand ... but what is it with proms, baby showers, halloween, cheerleaders, barbecues , baseball caps and all the other imported muurican shite that was unheard of not that many years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Way of the world colonel K..Spam culture is beamed into our tellys everyday..monkey see monkey do there is a chance that comrade Neils birthday guest could die of heart failure when surprised by a horde of piss drenched blowholers suddenly crowing happy birthday..from the dark..that'd be a larf Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Fucking hate them,why the fuck would you as a 50 or 60 year old have a fucking party?.All it is is an ego trip to reassure yourself that you think you have friends,I've just been invited to a 'surprise' 60th party by someones missus,a fucking surprise party FFS!,are we going to turn the lights out and jump out on him?,is there jelly and ice cream?,baloons?,pin a fucking tail on a fucking donkey?.Just fuck off,hopefully he'll die before he gets there and save me having to attend a fucking wankfest of sicophantic bollocks It's hardly his fault, is it. If his ball and chain has arranged it he can't really be held responsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Fucking hate them,why the fuck would you as a 50 or 60 year old have a fucking party?.All it is is an ego trip to reassure yourself that you think you have friends,I've just been invited to a 'surprise' 60th party by someones missus,a fucking surprise party FFS!,are we going to turn the lights out and jump out on him?,is there jelly and ice cream?,baloons?,pin a fucking tail on a fucking donkey?.Just fuck off,hopefully he'll die before he gets there and save me having to attend a fucking wankfest of sicophantic bollocks Still sore? You need some joy in your life. Blimey, you are Victor Meldrew Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 I fucking hate all organised functions. I fucking hate all disorganised functions. I hate functions that don't function whether they are organised or disorganised. Now funerals are fun. Most cunts only have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 4 hours ago, neil298 said: Fucking hate them,why the fuck would you as a 50 or 60 year old have a fucking party?.All it is is an ego trip to reassure yourself that you think you have friends,I've just been invited to a 'surprise' 60th party by someones missus,a fucking surprise party FFS!,are we going to turn the lights out and jump out on him?,is there jelly and ice cream?,baloons?,pin a fucking tail on a fucking donkey?.Just fuck off,hopefully he'll die before he gets there and save me having to attend a fucking wankfest of sicophantic bollocks I agree. Fucking hassle. I've never given a shit about mine as long as it's a night out wrecked, and it's a useful way to get Cunts out whose missus would normally piss and moan about them heading out. My missus has one coming up and wanted a party and it has now become fucking ridiculous. It's not for a month and yet I've heard far far too much about it, organising shit that no guest is going to give a fuck about, caterers booked, all the shit. What about this, what about that. Decorations. Fuckincunt helium. Ching , mdma, booze for 50. Fucking expense. Pain in the fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 I hope one of these cunts doesn't jump out of a cake topless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 What's wrong with you cunts? Parties are fucking great you cunts. Booze, drugs, food, music and skirt. You fucking wallflowers need to liven the fuck up, get some social skills and get out more. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 8 hours ago, neil298 said: Fucking hate them,why the fuck would you as a 50 or 60 year old have a fucking party?.All it is is an ego trip to reassure yourself that you think you have friends,I've just been invited to a 'surprise' 60th party by someones missus,a fucking surprise party FFS!,are we going to turn the lights out and jump out on him?,is there jelly and ice cream?,baloons?,pin a fucking tail on a fucking donkey?.Just fuck off,hopefully he'll die before he gets there and save me having to attend a fucking wankfest of sicophantic bollocks I was gonna invite you to my 21st but you can fuck off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was gonna invite you to my 21st but you can fuck off now. 21st stone?..you running sore on the national elf Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Miserable cunt. This is how to party. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Somebody got citizenship. ..load up Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope one of these cunts doesn't jump out of a cake topless! They knew how to party in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope one of these cunts doesn't jump out of a cake topless! Is that the Cunt's Corner administrators Christmas party? Rick don't look interested in that plate of mince pies and Roops don't look impressed neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 11 hours ago, neil298 said: Fucking hate them,why the fuck would you as a 50 or 60 year old have a fucking party?.All it is is an ego trip to reassure yourself that you think you have friends,I've just been invited to a 'surprise' 60th party by someones missus,a fucking surprise party FFS!,are we going to turn the lights out and jump out on him?,is there jelly and ice cream?,baloons?,pin a fucking tail on a fucking donkey?.Just fuck off,hopefully he'll die before he gets there and save me having to attend a fucking wankfest of sicophantic bollocks Well it wouldn't be a surprise if you showed up, more of a fucking horrible shock you fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 56 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Well it wouldn't be a surprise if you showed up, more of a fucking horrible shock you fat cunt. I thought/hoped you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I thought/hoped you were dead. Wouldn't it be fantastic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 21 hours ago, scotty said: It's hardly his fault, is it. If his ball and chain has arranged it he can't really be held responsible. Is that the same as when Mr Gobbler shit himself when I organised him a drop out of an aeroplane for his birthday. Extreme sports experience fun day outing - for the man who has everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 It was probably less frightening than everyday married life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope one of these cunts doesn't jump out of a cake topless! That bloke on the right is a two faced cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Is that the same as when Mr Gobbler shit himself when I organised him a drop out of an aeroplane for his birthday. Extreme sports experience fun day outing - for the man who has everything. Except a parachute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Except a parachute. What? They supply a parachute? Would have been a complete waste of time then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 8/12/2016 at 1:29 PM, deebom said: What's wrong with you cunts? Parties are fucking great you cunts. Booze, drugs, food, music and skirt. You fucking wallflowers need to liven the fuck up, get some social skills and get out more. Wankers. You forgot forced socialization with genetic defectives you'd be entertained to see run through a commercial meat grinder, fake smiles, mindless banter cheap fucking booze, and a single toilet available to all, which you must move quickly to use and piss on the seat before some other miserable cunt steals that simple pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 On 12 August 2016 at 2:29 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I agree. Fucking hassle. I've never given a shit about mine as long as it's a night out wrecked, and it's a useful way to get Cunts out whose missus would normally piss and moan about them heading out. My missus has one coming up and wanted a party and it has now become fucking ridiculous. It's not for a month and yet I've heard far far too much about it, organising shit that no guest is going to give a fuck about, caterers booked, all the shit. What about this, what about that. Decorations. Fuckincunt helium. Ching , mdma, booze for 50. Fucking expense. Pain in the fucking arse. First video of Quincy's wife's birthday- she's the one in the chair; still a good mover though... Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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