Witheredscrote Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: MikeD will be near the foot of the table, naturally. Well that places you under the table, face down in a paper plate of powder and exposed buttocks up, naturally. Quincy Cockfingers is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 17 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: English barstaff are cunts..remember in Ireland one year the barman had 10 different orders on the go at once instead of one order at at a time..shouldn't be in a bar anyway it's only fuckin Wednesday you pisshead diseased sausage of cunt Panzerknacker "Only Wednesday"?? Fucking hell panzer, most of us on here are lucky to make it until 10am without a heartstarter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Well that places you under the table, face down in a paper plate of powder and exposed buttocks up, naturally. Quincy Cockfingers is a cunt. I'm off to a festival this weekend withers. Hallucinogens are being mooted as a possibility. Interested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm off to a festival this weekend withers. Hallucinogens are being mooted as a possibility. Interested? Certainly not, why should I need that shit. I have 'la belle France' and many geese. It is enough for any man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm off to a festival this weekend withers. Hallucinogens are being mooted as a possibility. Interested? I'll take you up on that offer if you're at Boomtown. I have a 2 man tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: I'll take you up on that offer if you're at Boomtown. I have a 2 man tent. Everyone knows a 3 man tent is fit to house only 2 men at a reasonable heterosexual distance , however ... an invitation to share a two, a two sir, places you squarely in Faggotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 12 hours ago, Ape said: This is what you'd get if you were teaching acronyms to a bunch of flids. Has someone upset you Apemong, try and relax and then things won't get to you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Has someone upset you Apemong, try and relax and then things won't get to you.. No one has upset me BlunderRunt, I'm just taking the piss out of a couple of brainless spackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: No one has upset me BlunderRunt, I'm just taking the piss out of a couple of brainless spackers. You couldn't take the piss out of a bucket brimming with piss ...with the instructions on how to do so written on the underside of said bucket Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: You couldn't take the piss out of a bucket brimming with piss ...with the instructions on how to do so written on the underside of said bucket Panzerknacker Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 37 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. E- Must apply oneself Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: No one has upset me BlunderRunt, I'm just taking the piss out of a couple of brainless spackers. You're so pathetic, ape... possibly more tragic than a thousand mikeD's. I'm coming for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Frank said: You're so pathetic, ape... possibly more tragic than a thousand mikeD's. I'm coming for you. Oh do shut the fuck up you tiresome, repetitive idiot. No one gives a fuck what you say - least of all me. Utter fucking bore. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, Frank said: You're so pathetic, ape... possibly more tragic than a thousand mikeD's. I'm coming for you. Frank, you know that I love you and consider you to be a surrogate father of sorts. But with the exception of the walnut head video, everything you have posted within the past nine months has been absolute shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, you know that I love you and consider you to be a surrogate father of sorts. But with the exception of the walnut head video, everything you have posted within the past nine months has been absolute shit. I know.. I'm a shambolic phoney and slightly lost these days. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I know.. I'm a shambolic phoney and slightly lost these days. What should I do? Use less id's perhaps. You may keep track a bit easier. Old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 20 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Use less id's? You may keep track a bit easier. Old man. I've cut back considerably, Alf. Jelly and Judge are dead and Punk's been subbed out to Bill. I only post under ID's that require absolutely no thought whatsoever... thunder, panzerknacker and the most tragic of all.. ollybore. I'm even quoting in different size fonts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, Frank said: I know.. I'm a shambolic phoney and slightly lost these days. What should I do? Make more videos...its art .. man Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 51 minutes ago, Frank said: I know.. I'm a shambolic phoney and slightly lost these days. What should I do? digitally remaster your extensive back catalogue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 59 minutes ago, Frank said: I know.. I'm a shambolic phoney and slightly lost these days. What should I do? Sing us a fucking song, and do us a tap dance. Sing us an insane, roaring sea shanty while doing us a fucking tap dance, and do it dead drunk. Shit. what's the matter with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Frank, you know that I love you and consider you to be a surrogate father of sorts. But with the exception of the walnut head video, everything you have posted within the past nine months has been absolute shit. The mans a washed out wino, there'll be no more videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 44 minutes ago, mothra said: digitally remaster your extensive back catalogue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I like. Ooooh our love will be free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 34 minutes ago, Frank said: now find your way home you old cronk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 8 hours ago, Frank said: I know.. I'm a shambolic phoney and slightly lost these days. What should I do? You should lay down the melancholy burden of sanity, and conceive the strangest project ever imagined. To become a Jazz errant, and sally forth into the world in search of clip art motifs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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